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stevefloyd · Sep 30, 2016

Do you fancy playing up front this week

Johnnythespider · Sep 30, 2016

"Ok Joy let me get this straight"
"You say potaytoe and I say potartoe, you say tomaytoe and I say tomartoe"

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King of the Lesbians · Sep 30, 2016

"Tim, put the lightsaber down…we need to talk…"

robbiethemole · Sep 30, 2016

right then fatboy,where's all my money fuckin gone?????

Bruce the Boot · Sep 30, 2016

ecky said:

Timmy where's my helicopter like those Leicester chappies have ?

I_Saw_Shaw_Score · Sep 30, 2016

King of the Lesbians said:
"Tim, put the lightsaber down…we need to talk…"

The winner for me!!

COVKIDSNEVERQUIT · Sep 30, 2016

ecky said:

Oh Tim you're not going to sing again, please Joy just one more time. Oh go on then make this the last time,

I'm a Small Tea Pot Short and Stout when I open my mouth SHIT COMES OUT.

Oh Tim I love it when you sing dirty to me it makes me go Weak at the knees.

Go Fisher Go SISU we don't want you here. :finger:

Samo · Sep 30, 2016

Tim: So... Sharks/Fins, Fins/Sharks... coincidence?

Captain Dart · Sep 30, 2016

What do you mean by an elaborate and cruel joke Tim?

olderskyblue · Sep 30, 2016

Joy: And the stupid judge still didn't realise I was lying through my teeth in court... Hahahaha (in a wicked witch voice)

Ranjit Bhurpa · Sep 30, 2016

ecky said:

"Half time entertainment here at the Ricoh with the John Travolta and Olivia Newton John tribute act singing Hopelessly Devoted to You"

hill83 · Sep 30, 2016

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment, red-letter)

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
(A whole new world)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me

chinamans view · Sep 30, 2016

Is it time to turn the lights out now joy, No we need to hide some more tax debts still

robbiethemole · Sep 30, 2016

hill83 said:
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide!

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you

Now I'm in a whole new world with you

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be

A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment, red-letter)

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
(A whole new world)
That's where we'll be
(That's where we'll be)

A thrilling chase

A wondrous place

For you and me

you bloody old softy

chinamans view · Sep 30, 2016

I hid all the tax fiddles under the centre circle, Joy, where is that ?

covroy · Sep 30, 2016

i used to like to see a c**t................

Houchens Head · Sep 30, 2016

Me: I'd give 'er one! (I'd give 'er two if she begged!)

higgs · Oct 1, 2016

Does my bum look big in this

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Houchens Head · Oct 1, 2016

Joy: "So, Sam. The job's yours if you want it. There's lots of opportunities for, shall we say 'extra cash', so to speak."

blueflint · Oct 1, 2016

is that white line for sale

Houchens Head · Oct 1, 2016

Joy: "Tim, I'm about to reveal something to you."
Tim: "No Joy! Please! Don't get yer tits out again!"

oscillatewildly · Oct 2, 2016

ecky said:

"Joy, one day all this will be ou... Oh bollocks".

covcity4life · Oct 2, 2016

Tim: ok we are safe here joy
Joy: Juggy cannot hear us?
Tim: Nope. Not even his mate.
Joy: OK so my future plans for ccfc are.....

Brylowes · Oct 2, 2016

covcity4life said:
Tim: ok we are safe here joy
Joy: Juggy cannot hear us?
Tim: Nope. Not even his mate.
Joy: OK so my future plans for ccfc are Fucked...

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