My Promise (1 Viewer)

[letsallsingtogether]

I didn't get that either.

You just walk to the front and lob it.

Would have then got arrested for throwing shit on the pitch, to add to the shit that is already on there.

 

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[Gosford Green]

I remember season tickets getting launched on the pitch when we was in the premiership.

Results do not bother me, Its Coventry City I am used to loosing. I choose to not go out of principal.

 

[hill83]

sorry guys but the stewards wouldnt let me throw the book so I ripped the stubs out and tore them up and sprinkled the confetti. I wont be back til this regime changes.

Someone get the Queen on the blower, this guy deserves a medal.

Actually I deserve the medal. At least I let other people use my season ticket now I don't go. Nobody has actually used it yet, but it still makes me feel important. And that's the main thing isn't it. Feeling important.

 

[M&B Stand]

Should've posted it back with a strongly worded letter.

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last season ticket I ever send your ass
It's been 45 years and still no top six finish - I don't deserve it.

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even went to the league cup semi away leg at West Ham

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside at Yeovil
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."


I got a house full of your posters and your pictures man, I had loads of programmes but I chucked em in the bin
Now I spend my days just watching YouTube goals by Mick Quinn.

I even got a tattoo of the crest across the arm
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds (sky blue like mark robins)

My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Tim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Robbie
P.S.
We should be together too

 

[RegTheDonk]

Ha ha thats great

I wonder how he'll react if Tim doesn't write back?

 

[Ashdown]

Someone get the Queen on the blower, this guy deserves a medal.

Actually I deserve the medal. At least I let other people use my season ticket now I don't go. Nobody has actually used it yet, but it still makes me feel important. And that's the main thing isn't it. Feeling important.

'Nobody has actually used it yet......' That made me chuckle anyway !!

 

[Deleted member 5849]

'Nobody has actually used it yet......' That made me chuckle anyway !!

If I'd known, I could have saved £22 to not go!