Grendel
Well-Known Member
Why don't you take up drinking (as in serious drinking) you could meet other like minded middleaged fellows every Sunday in Spoons from 10am, you all turn up, looking like you havnt washed, then talk total bollocks for a few hours, and take the piss out of all the other punters.
And no need to splash out on sports gear you'll only ever use once!!!
See you next week!
i went to one of these establishments a couple of months ago and they were selling a pint for 99p - how is that even possible