Ricky Nutmegs was just fine until his difficult second album.Why is every club now doomed to have these guys with acoustic guitars and names like Ricky Nutmegs or Johnny Wheelbarra, who show up at fanzones and sing some tortured version of Allez Allez Allez, with lyrics that scan worse than Doug King’s paper season ticket replacements?
To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air
"Joel Lati-beau-diere"
To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air
"Joel Lati-beau-diere"
To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air
"Joel Lati-beau-diere"
If you like all the old ones, Macca, we could always sing "save all your misses for me" at Matty Godden when he's having a bad game and fluffing lots of chances.That's more like it
l usually get poke in eye so thank you Mr Greggs for advice - this not so painful!
Maybe a re-think? Something splat about it.For Thomas I propose:
Oh Bobby Thomas
He looks like a wrongun, but he’s fucking ace
If you like all the old ones, Macca, we could always sing "save all your misses for me" at Matty Godden when he's having a bad game and fluffing lots of chances.
To the tune of The Snowman, Walking in the Air
"Joel Lati-beau-diere"
And the one I really want us to sing is:
Whoa, we're almost there
Jo-el, Lat-i-beau-di-ere
Premier League, we'll make it, I swear
Jo-el, Lat-i-beau-di-ere
.... although I suspect like 'Hyam one and only' it'll never happen!
No good if it's cloudyHi Ho DaSilva lining
Down the left he goes now baby
We see the sun is shining
With every cross, cos it's obvious
Best I can do with those lyrics.
Don't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo
Don't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo
If you're going that route then I prefer Big In Japan from Alphaville:I woke up one morning and my love had come,
He's my Japanese boy,
Loving my Japanese boy.
Eneka Japanese Boy
Great tune
Edit expecting to get paned.
To the tune of simply the best
Simms is the best, better then gyokeres
Think it’s ridiculously shite, not a football chantDon't like the Sakamoto one, not catchy enough imo
Except he isn't....To the tune of simply the best
Simms is the best, better then gyokeres
Mcsheffery wasn’t better than Henry either ffsExcept he isn't....
Like it, Daz. Perfect!To the tune of simply the best
Simms is the best, better then gyokeres
Well, as everyone is nit-picking, we KNOW Sakamoto is Japanese.In fact easier for us simple football folk would be Turning Japanese by the Vapors:
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Tatsu's Japanese, I think Tatsu is Japanese
Sakamoto
But do you? Have you seen his dna test? I used to think I was English :Well, as everyone is nit-picking, we KNOW Sakamoto is Japanese.
Yup, seen it. 87% Japanese, 12% Scandinavian and 3% Irish.But do you? Have you seen his dna test? I used to think I was English :
To the tune of simply the best
Simms is the best, better then gyokeres
To the tune of simply the best
Simms is the best, better then gyokeres
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