Back OFF topic....
Yes weeman, I do a bit of riding. I used to cycle with a club in my youth but these days I just get out as & when I can (not often enough with wife, kids, dog & own business) but I no longer ride in a peloton or cover great distances. I did a couple of sportives & charity rides last year.....but a lot of "new" cyclists have not learned the etiquette, so its a little like every man for himself.
I love descending....so have done a fair bit of climbing the last couple of years. Followed the TDF last year & did a couple 60+ mile rides around Yorks. with 7 or 8 categorised climbs including holme moss. Got over 50mph on the way down that one
Never had a carbon bike.....I've got an old skool Reynolds 531 falcon which I've had since 1990 for touring & I have a basic alloy ribble F&F but with a complete campag groupset & wheels so it rides like a far more expensive machine.
95% of what makes a good ride is what you hang on the F&F.....don't believe the cycling mag hype.