Transfer Rumour Oliver Dovin (21 Viewers)

Sky Blue Goblin

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I’ll take next Monday at around 5 pm-this is the queue for @Saddlebrains hand jobs, isn’t it?

spongebob what should theatre call me GIF
 

ProfessorbyGrace

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New CCFC official merchandise:

‘Where The Fook Is He?!’

Based on the classic children’s books, ‘Where’s Wally?’, this similarly themed picture book features Robert Jarni in his sunglasses, hiding at Highfield Rd; 2 Marko Stamenic pages with him hiding in a busy London pub and kidnapped by Forest scouts at a busy service station and Oliver Dovin at the busy CBS arena eating Sürstromming (good luck finding him, there are 35 lookalikes as a decoy!).

£39.99, bargain. #donatetodoug

This could be a great idea actually. More suggestions for content are welcome.
 

shmmeee

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New CCFC official merchandise:

‘Where The Fook Is He?!’

Based on the classic children’s books, ‘Where’s Wally?’, this similarly themed picture book features Robert Jarni in his sunglasses, hiding at Highfield Rd; 2 Marko Stamenic pages with him hiding in a busy London pub and kidnapped by Forest scouts at a busy service station and Oliver Dovin at the busy CBS arena eating Sürstromming (good luck finding him, there are 35 lookalikes as a decoy!).

£39.99, bargain. #donatetodoug

This could be a great idea actually. More suggestions for content are welcome.

Tim Fisher in a field of badgers

Jordan Shipley in a packed midfield.
 

SkyBlueStallion_89

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His name to Status Quo- Rockin all over the world (first time suggesting and probably last 😂)

'Oh here we are and here we are and here we go
Oliver's aboard and he's defending our goal,
Here we goooo, Dovin all over the ball.'

😂 Don't worry I've already rang Sky Taxis, should be about 15 mins
 

PUSB-We_are_going_up

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Gimme gimme gimme a keeper from Sweden,
His names Oli Dovin and he’s our number one,
Gimme gimme gimme a keeper from sweden,
His hands are fucking massive and he’ll punch every cross

or

Ol-I-Ver Dovin
Saving all the shots, Dovin
Keeping clean sheets, Dovin
He will win the golden glove
 

torchomatic

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That's probably what scuppered their chances.

Who in their right minds wants a house in Glasgow 🤷‍♂️

There's rioting in Yorkshire at the moment, but it's still better than Glasgow
Ha. There's Glasgow and there's Glasgow. You could say the same thing about any town or city. There's places in Cov I would hate to live but places I would love to live.
 

torchomatic

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Sky Blue Harry H

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Same over here. Lovely places, horrible places. Would hate to live in this place in Glasgow.

A couple of decades ago my brother was working high up on a rooftop in Glasgow, and had to have the fire brigade out to 'rescue' him, as the locals had stolen the ladders from beneath him 🤣
 

torchomatic

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I like Glasgow, preferable to Edinburgh and the people are spot on in my experience.
Yep, it's a lovely place. Like any other though, brilliant living there if you have the cash.
 

JSL

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Snip suitable lines from the below

Don't start that talking
I could talk all night
My mind goes sleep walking
While I'm putting the world to right
Call careers information
Have you got yourself an occupation ?
Oliver's Army is here to stay
Oliver's Army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than here today
There was a Checkpoint Charlie
He didn't crack a smile
But it's no laughing party
When you've been on the murder mile
Only takes one itchy trigger
One more widow one less white nigger
Oliver's Army is here to stay
Oliver's Army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
than here today
Hong Kong is up for grabs
London is full of Arabs
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by the Chinese lion
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
But there's no danger
It's a professional career
Though it could be arranged
With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you to Johannesburg
Oliver's Army is here to stay
Oliver's Army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than here today
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than here today
And I would rather be anywhere else
Than here today
 

JSL

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Announcing before the match might well finish any confidence Collins and Wilson had prior to it
 

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