Planking (1 Viewer)

[Disorganised1]

Reminds me of how I got banned from B&Q.

As I walked in the door this guy in an orange tabard said "Do you want decking ?" So I thought I'd get mine in first.

 

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[Otis]

When I went in the gardening department there the guy there asked me if I was interested in fencing. Unfortunately I hadn't brought a sword with me.