Thanks for a wonderful relationship Mr Sisu and whilst I'm sorry to break it to you in such a faceless fahion, I'm afraid i've found someone else and it's over. You've put weight on (your debt does look big in that) you're spotty, ugly and not very bright. I hate your mum and that turd in the bath was me. I would like to wish you future success but it wouldn't be sincere so please do us both a favour and disappear for good.
Happy New Year
Rob
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