Robins is so passive sometimes. His battle cry is "prepare to lose guys".
Do it, modern slavery innit?That's a bit of an aggressive response for a light hearted comment on an internet forum.
As for the players, they should be kept under lock and key at Ryton until the next time we win. No family visits allowed either.
At least get the sequence of events rightMaybe. Could be worse though. I could put a post out about not getting on the backs of the players and then start a thread titled: 'Get that clown out of goal'.
What he says to the press is not the same thing as he says to the playersRobins is so passive sometimes. His battle cry is "prepare to lose guys".
Think you may be sorely disappointed tomorrowJust reading their forum and this is the first proposed team on their thread...
Woodman
Storey - Lindsay - Hughes
Kesler-Hayden - McCann - Thordarson - Brady
Greenwood - Frokjaer
Riis
Whatever the record, if we can't beat this shower of shite then we might as well never ever show up to Deepdale again.
Where is the presser?What he says to the press is not the same thing as he says to the players
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Emphasis on away Cov fans?
What do you mean?Emphasis on away Cov fans?
Looking forward to playing in front of Coventry fan's, he's treating tomorrow as a home match?What do you mean?
Looking forward to playing in front of Coventry fan's, he's treating tomorrow as a home match?
What he says to the press is not the same thing as he says to the players
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Emphasis on away Cov fans?
Are you part of the coaching staff or the playing staff, in the changing rooms?
Can't be form , he's been way off at times this season .Interesting comment about Saka being almost back to where he was last season.
Is he referring solely to fitness or his form in general?
Can't be form , he's been way off at times this season .
Fingers crossed he gets his confidence back soon
He's looked good in spells but he hasn't turned anyone inside out this season or got into areas where he can score .Unless he's referring to what hes seeing in training?
I actually thought he was playing well against Blackburn until he got injured.
But yeah, probably referring to fitness.
Sick of this.
Sky high prices isn't exactly true....Sick of this.
Don't need to manage expectations you need to manage the team to win football games.
We've all been sold on sky high prices by being told we have to help and fund a promotion squad now told we're expecting too much.
Not our fault he's underperforming at the moment.
[Scene: Coventry City's dressing room. Mark Robins stands in front of a tactics board, looking more confident than ever. The players sit around, trying to keep up with whatever chaotic plan is about to unfold.]
Mark Robins: [pacing up and down] Alright, lads, listen up! Tomorrow, we face Preston. It’s a big game, and I’ve got a plan so foolproof, it’ll blow your minds. Now, I know what you're thinking—"What’s the gaffer come up with this time?" Well, I’ll tell you! It’s simple, it’s effective, and it’s bloody genius.
[He dramatically uncovers the "Wheel of Fortune", a large spinning wheel with names and formations scattered randomly.]
Robins: [grinning proudly] This, boys, is how we’re deciding the starting line-up. I’ve got too many good players and not enough slots, so we’re leaving it to fate. [slaps the wheel] The Wheel of Fortune decides who starts, where, and how! Keeps the opposition on their toes, and maybe keeps you on your toes too!
Simms: [wide-eyed] So we’re spinning a wheel to pick the team?
Robins: Exactly, Ellis! No favourites, no overthinking. The wheel decides. It’s all part of the new strategy. Total unpredictability! Preston won’t know what hit ‘em. It’s brilliant! Now, let’s give it a spin! [spins the wheel dramatically]
[The wheel spins for what seems like forever as the players nervously look on.]
Latibeaudiere: And what happens if it picks, I dunno, all defenders?
Robins: Then we defend! [laughs] Come on, Joel, you know the drill. Total adaptability. If the wheel says defend, we defend. If it says attack, we attack. If it says everyone plays in goal... well, we figure that out when we get there!
[The wheel finally stops spinning.]
Robins: Look at that! Four midfielders, two strikers, three defenders, and… one winger at left-back. That’s what I’m talking about! Total confusion for the opposition. They won’t have a clue what formation we’re playing.
Sakamoto: [still confused] But what if the game isn’t going to plan, gaffer?
Robins: Ah, now we get to the secret weapon! [points to the board with authority] If we’re struggling at the 75th minute, here’s what we do: like-for-like substitutions. That’s right—no matter how bad it’s going, we keep things stable, swap a winger for a winger, striker for striker. Keep it safe, keep it simple.
Ben Sheaf: [skeptical] So we’re sticking to the same tactics if we’re losing?
Robins: [confidently] Exactly, Ben. No need to panic. The last thing we want to do is make drastic changes. You see, if you stay calm and just switch out the same positions, the other team doesn’t know what’s happening. It’s like chess… but with football.
Simms: And if we’re still losing with only a few minutes left?
Robins: [pausing for dramatic effect] Aha! That’s when we unleash the Robins Backup Plan™! If we’re losing with minutes to go... [dramatically lowers his voice] I’ll take off a striker and bring on... [pauses for tension] a defender.
Latibeaudiere: [confused] Wait, take off a striker? If we’re losing?
Robins: [nodding] Exactly, Joel. That’s the beauty of it. It’s so unexpected, even the opposition won’t see it coming. They’ll think we’re gonna attack like mad, but no. We bring on a defender. Confusion tactics at their finest. And then, we can sit back, pass the ball around, maybe nick one on the break. Total genius!
Simms: [shaking his head] So... we’re going defensive when we need to score?
Robins: [grinning with pride] It’s like a reverse psychology thing, Ellis. The more defenders we have, the more likely we’ll score. Preston will drop off, they’ll get comfortable, and bang—before they know it, we’ve bagged an equaliser... or not. But either way, they won’t know what hit ‘em!
Sakamoto: And what about me? What do I do in this... plan?
Robins: You, Tatsu, are our wildcard. You’re everywhere! Drift around, play like a jellyfish, float from left wing to right back, confuse ‘em. Total freedom. You might end up in goal by the end of it! Who knows?
Sheaf: [looking doubtful] So, the whole plan is… spin the wheel, like-for-like subs, and if we’re losing, take off a striker and bring on a defender?
Robins: [grinning proudly] You’ve got it, Ben! That’s the plan! [pats the board] It’s all about keeping it simple, lads. Trust in the wheel. Trust in the process. And most of all, trust in me!
[The players exchange nervous glances as Robins, with all the confidence of a man about to lead an army to victory, walks out of the room humming to himself. Fade out.]
END.
That’s all fair but probably wise for the owner not to sell Premier League packages then.Robins is absolutely spot on about managing expectation
It would be a minor miracle for us ever to get close to automatic promotion with parachute payments the way that they are and if people have got carried away and convinced themselves we are going to be a shoe in for the Top 2 then that is on them if/when they are disappointed I'm afraid
Why? - It's a discounted season ticket if we get to the Premier League?That’s all fair but probably wise for the owner not to sell Premier League packages then.
Now do how much for a non STH child to attend a gameSky high prices isn't exactly true....
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You’ve stated there’s little to no chance of automatics which means we’re playing for one place in the play offs which is often a lottery.Why? - It's a discounted season ticket if we get to the Premier League?
Correct me if I am wrong but King has specifically stated the aim for the next 5 years has to be to be in and around the Play-Off mix
I don't think that is far off accurate tbhYou’ve stated there’s little to no chance of automatics which means we’re playing for one place in the play offs which is often a lottery.
Less chance of injuriesHave the players seriously had another week off
Don't know, don't care - Don't have kidsNow do how much for a non STH child to attend a game
Proper gaslighting isn't it. The talk in the summer was all positive and relishing being one of the favourites. Now we can't buy a win the fans need to manage expectations.Sick of this.
Don't need to manage expectations you need to manage the team to win football games.
We've all been sold on sky high prices by being told we have to help and fund a promotion squad now told we're expecting too much.
Not our fault he's underperforming at the moment.
Love posts like this. Takes about 5 seconds to see that they haven’tHave the players seriously had another week off
Obviously. Although it's not like they don't see the press statement is it?What he says to the press is not the same thing as he says to the players
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Proper gaslighting isn't it. The talk in the summer was all positive and relishing being one of the favourites. Now we can't buy a win the fans need to manage expectations.
Just fuck off and win a game.
STs are exceptional valueDon't know, don't care - Don't have kids
But calling our prices sky high when it is £125 for an under 14 to attend 23 games of football on a season ticket is nonsensical
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