LastGarrison
Well-Known Member
I’ll start with the Everton fan Speedo Mick bodding up London Road about 10 minutes ago in his speedos.
He looked fucking freezing.
He looked fucking freezing.
Eddie The Eagle on Gosford street asking me and my dad for directions to Highfield Road.
He walked into my local in them but then reappeared 20 mins later fully clothed and was unrecognisable … all very oddI’ll start with the Everton fan Speedo Mick bodding up London Road about 10 minutes ago in his speedos.
He looked fucking freezing.
how do you know it was him?....but then reappeared 20 mins later fully clothed and was unrecognisable …
Which way was he heading? (not that it makes any differenceChris Barrie in a tank driving past the Dun Cow in Dunchurch
Towards Southam and towards one of the Bakers farms I would guess. The Bakers are always playing with tanks in a field in that direction.Which way was he heading? (not that it makes any difference)
Out of town, towards Draycote Water. Wonder if he'd just popped to Sainsbury's?Which way was he heading? (not that it makes any difference)
He would have had fun trying to manoeuvre it round the car park!Out of town, towards Draycote Water. Wonder if he'd just popped to Sainsbury's?
When I learned to drive, my Dad has a Fiat with a digital dash. Being Italian it'd go wrong from time to time, used to claim I was doing 227mph in that car park!He would have had fun trying to manoeuvre it round the car park!
Caught red handedJohnny Mad Dog Adair was stopping in the same hotel as me several years ago in Tenerife. I mentioned it to my brother when I got home who told me Adair was currently on the run.
So your Dad could genuinely say "I don't know" if pulled over by the police & asked how fast he was drivingWhen I learned to drive, my Dad has a Fiat with a digital dash. Being Italian it'd go wrong from time to time, used to claim I was doing 227mph in that car park!
A person on a bus with a rat on his shoulder
A kid bringing a live ferret into school in their bag.
Yep that’s right. Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a school. It shat in her school bag too.Don't you teach in Northampton? Because I was at a gig there at the Dearngate and someone had one in the moshpit inside his jacket, (a ferret, not a kid).
But he wouldn't surrender.Caught red handed
Thai is genuinely weirdSaw a bloke eating an apple in the pub. Bizarre
It is, when I first saw him I didn't think anything of it then all of a sudden thought WTF ??Thai is genuinely weird
People like that should be on a register. Properly wierd behaviour!It is, when I first saw him I didn't think anything of it then all of a sudden thought WTF ??
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