Return to football rules for fans - Your say (1 Viewer)

[lord_garrincha]

If you call Clive Rob or Stuart you're definitely in. Winds him up a treat.

c**t also.

 

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[win9nut]

If they still have hair and can see their tackle.

With or without mirrors?

 

[TTG]

Why you posting your holiday snaps?

Closest you'll ever get to a holiday

 

[Ian1779]

If they still have hair and can see their tackle.

Would you take 1 out of 2?

 

[robbiethemole]

still have the hair, but the other is a bit iffy

 

[David O'Day]

Closest you'll ever get to a holiday

Says the man who thinks a weekend in Atherstone is the high life.

 

[Greggs]

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Agree, guy is a right c**t

 

[Greggs]

Says the man who thinks a weekend in Atherstone is the high life.

What a twat

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Anyone that sings 'Sunderland get battered everywhere they go...' at the first game back, don't bother coming again.

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[Nonleagueherewecome]

Fucking fed up, make up your silly rules for fans to allowed back in.

For me fans should only be allowed back in to watch the city if
- they don't think Mrs Brown's boys is funny
- don't drink Fosters or Dark Fruits
- Can name at least 15 members of the current squad.

Saw Mrs Brown's Boys featured on a documentary about "shocking comedy" on 5 a few weeks back. The talking head spoke about people "thinking it's very broad, but there's a lot to it". To illustrate the point, they then showed a clip of her with a phone hiden in her tights that proceeded to ring and vibrate at an inopportune moment...No, not broad at all, that, is it?

 

[David O'Day]

People who like Mrs Browns Boys and Michael McIntyre need to have their tv rights revoked.

 

[Nick]

Anybody who would shag Miranda Hart.

 

[Skybluefaz]

Anybody who would shag Miranda Hart.

Gets a private box?

 

[Nick]

Gets a private box?

I bet her box is private because she's bored everybody to sleep.

 

[David O'Day]

What a twat

Remember when you started to try and threaten me with violence?

hahaha

Fat waste of space

 

[Greggs]

Remember when you started to try and threaten me with violence?

hahaha

Fat waste of space

The offer is still on the table, Darren. Drunk piece of shit

 

[Greggs]

Remember when you started to try and threaten me with violence?

hahaha

Fat waste of space

What a c**t

 

[Greggs]

People who like Mrs Browns Boys and Michael McIntyre need to have their tv rights revoked.

Whereas you sit at home watching your Mum pick crisps out of her hair

 

[David O'Day]

Whereas you sit at home watching your Mum pick crisps out of her hair

Great come back still we know what you google search history is like now.

 

[David O'Day]

What a c**t

What a fat c**t

 

[idris65]

Anyone who doesn't know the difference between there,their and they're.

 

[TomRad85]

Anyone who doesn't know the difference between there,their and they're.

Yes, there all banned.

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[Esoterica]

People who go to the bar before the first half is finished because guaranteeing a half-time pint is more important than actually watching the football.

 

[Mcbean]

Gets a private box?

I think it’s pretty private as no F*er would go in there

 

[Mcbean]

Knitted scarves - definitely banned

 

[greys4life]

Women only

 

[Johnnythespider]

People who go to the bar before the first half is finished because guaranteeing a half-time pint is more important than actually watching the football.

Yes, and the people who sit near the end of the row but insist on going the long way out, making everyone stand up to let them pass.

 

[AStonesThrow]

People who like Mrs Browns Boys and Michael McIntyre need to have their tv rights revoked.

Still better than Michael McIndoe

 

[fernandopartridge]

Fucking fed up, make up your silly rules for fans to allowed back in.

For me fans should only be allowed back in to watch the city if
- they don't think Mrs Brown's boys is funny
- don't drink Fosters or Dark Fruits
- Can name at least 15 members of the current squad.

Don't say "nailed it"

 

[fernandopartridge]

Can sit through a 30 second video clip of City passing it round the back and not explode.

"GET RID OF It! " Oooh how I miss hearing that