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torchomatic

torchomatic

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"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town..."

My advice to the police would be check the local prison first. I love Thin Lizzy but that is a silly lyric, Phil.
 
Otis

Otis

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torchomatic said:
"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in this town..."

My advice to the police would be check the local prison first. I love Thin Lizzy but that is a silly lyric, Phil.
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Depends if he's talking about a town that has a plethora of prisons.

If it's a place that has a dozen prisons or so then I would think the likelihood is much greater and he has a vaild point.
 
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By God this blade is razor sharp
Do you know how to play a harp?

Starz - Subway Terror
 
mrtrench

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Well I assume it's deliberate but... "I've been to the year 3,000. Nothing has changed but we live underwater. And your great great great granddaughter is very fine".

It's not just the 'nothing's changed' bit. How long do these people live for the sixth generation to still be alive - and to be very fine?
 
Gazolba

Gazolba

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Any song by Marc Bolan with T-Rex. An example:

"You're built like a car,
You've got a hub-cap dynastart halo.
Get it on, bang a gong"
 
Otis

Otis

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Marc Bolan at times just seemed to use any word that rhymed with any other word no matter how nonsensical it made the lyric.
 
tommydazzle

tommydazzle

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Strained rhymes always make me laugh - Alicia Keys in 'New York' rhymes bridge with fridge.
Dancing Queen with tambourine but I suppose they can be forgiven as English is a second language.
 
Malaka

Malaka

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This Lyric has always done my nut

Been around the world and I, I, I
I can't find my baby
I don't know when, I don't know why
(She don't know why)

Why he's gone away
And I don't know where he can be, my baby
But I'm gonna find him
We had a quarrel and I let myself go
I said so many things, things he didn't know
And I was oh oh so bad
(Oh she does know why FFS)

I hate Lisa Stansfield
 
Otis

Otis

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Otis said:
Marc Bolan at times just seemed to use any word that rhymed with any other word no matter how nonsensical it made the lyric.
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I do like T Rex, but have to say some of the lyrics are lame in the extreme.

'Well she's my woman of gold and she's not very old, a ha ha.

Well she ain't no witch and I love the way she twitch, a ha ha

Well she's faster than most and she lives on the coast, a ha ha.'

Good song, awful, dumb, lazy lyrics.
 
Gazolba

Gazolba

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From "Bang a Boomerang" by ABBA:

Like a bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Dum-be-dum-dum be-dum-be-dum-dum
Oh bang, a boom-a-boomerang
Love is a tune you hum-de-hum-hum

Oddly enough I like the song though.
 
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rd45

rd45

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I know that I must do what's right /
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like an empress above the Serengetiiiiiii

Africa by Toto
 
ajsccfc

ajsccfc

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All ya'll can see is the back of my jersey
Blowin' in the wind, goin' back to Jersey
Off to Brooklyn, left you back in Jersey
I was doin' a buck 90 like a throwback jersey

If someone tries to tell you nothing rhymes with orange, simply use 'orange' a load of times
 
tommydazzle

tommydazzle

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I always heard the Bolan line as 'diamond star halo' - still nonsense though. Mind you, I always misheard the Simon and Garfunkel line 'Michigan seems like a dream to me now' as 'this chicken seems like a dream to me now'. Knew it couldn't be right but couldn't get past it every time I listened.
 
Bob Bones

Bob Bones

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I want a nasty little jewish princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little jewish princess
With a garlic aroma that could level tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little jewish princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little jewish princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a yemenite hole

FZ



Read more: Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess Lyrics | MetroLyrics
 
Malaka

Malaka

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In the Jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
A Whim away
A Whim away
A Whim away
A Whim away

Apart from the shite lyrics, I thought Lions lived on the Savannah's and plains not in the jungle
 
Johnnythespider

Johnnythespider

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Dancin at the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute, where's me jumper.
The Sultans of Ping
 
Johnnythespider

Johnnythespider

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He's got a talking bum, it's quite a vicious one, it even bit his mum.
Splodgenessabounds
 
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SkyBlueScottie

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RHCP are my favourite band, but my god some of the lyrics are bizarre..
Sweetheart is bleeding in the snow cone
So smart, she's leading me to ozone
Music, the great communicator
Use two sticks to make it in the nature
I'll get you into penetration
The gender of a generation
The birth of every other nation
Worth your weight the gold of meditation
 
dancers lance

dancers lance

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Malaka said:
This Lyric has always done my nut

Been around the world and I, I, I
I can't find my baby
I don't know when, I don't know why
(She don't know why)

Why he's gone away
And I don't know where he can be, my baby
But I'm gonna find him
We had a quarrel and I let myself go
I said so many things, things he didn't know
And I was oh oh so bad
(Oh she does know why FFS)

I hate Lisa Stansfield
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And then she goes on to say "he gave the reasons, reasons why he should go" a minute ago she had no clue? ....sloppy........very sloppy.
 
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Gaz71

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Oasis, lyrics from Liam........
You live for your toys, even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plastercine
Or even tried a trampoline
 
ajsccfc

ajsccfc

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If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby
People are you really sure are you really ready
If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby do
DJ Luck inside the venue
If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby
People are you really sure are you really ready
If flibby dibby dibby dibby dibby do
MC Neat here to talk to you
 
rondog1973

rondog1973

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"Like a boomerang I need a repeat" Gimme all your lovin.

"You're about as easy as a nuclear war" Please please tell me now.
 
Grendel

Grendel

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Gillan once performed a song called "sleeping on the job" and included the word supersonic - struggling clearly for a rhyme the next line was "gin and tonic"
 
Wyken Sky Blue

Wyken Sky Blue

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Mmmbop, blah blah blah blah doobop, blah blah blah doobop, blah blah blah blah doo, yeah yeah!

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