SBT Forum highlights 2023 (1 Viewer)

[Greggs]

As another year comes close to the end, it's been rather emotional. A surprise new owner, two of our heroes sold for record money, new heroes purchased for record money, but nothing will stick in my mind more than the time I told you lot that you had to print your emailed playoff tickets in colour rather than black and white. It makes me happy. Thank you

What are your highlights of the past year? Both on the pitch and on this place!?

 

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[Greggs]

@shmmeee a bloke in his 40s admitting he pays for customised trainers.

@Marty finding love and fucking off to poland all the time

 

[Deleted member 5849]

I've never seen a post that screams cuckold beta male more than this.

I offered you a fair bet, you took a week to come back. You then offered out some very strange terms which you thought you couldn't lose on, and some questionable charities to try and look hard and funny, but when it comes down to it, you were more or less backed into a corner and scared to follow through. You then pulled the biggest cuck of the century, and rather than jump into the ring with me, paid out to the season ticket fund to get out of it, whilst at the same time try to make yourself look like a big man and get validation from the forum. Neither move surprises me.

I challenge you to a £1000 charity boxing match. Loser pays out to the other person's chosen charity (no restrictions). Also, if you lose, I want a free promotion of my next book in your publication in the form of interview and advertising, and the right to reveal your name to the general public. Being such a big man, you surely can't turn that down. Even if you lose, I respect anybody that is willing to step into the ring. I mean that wholeheartedly, and with the chance to quadruple the money for good causes, surely it makes sense?

Your move.

 

[Greggs]

@covcity4life pretending he had a cousin.....

 

[Greggs]

Hahaha

 

[covcity4life]

@covcity4life pretending he had a cousin.....

Gotta be in with a shout ain't I?

 

[mmttww]

*Wright

Wong

I have simple tastes. This worked for me.

 

[itsabuzzard]

Gotta be in with a shout ain't I?

Shoo-in, I'd say

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Grendel’s Christmas quiz
CC4L’s made up cousin
£1000 charity boxing match
BSB wets his chinos
Saddlebrains hand jobs
GIMOC says Hamer’s signed
Then he’s going out the door
Five more Boosh accounts
I can’t take this anymore

SBT didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since GMK was turning
SBT didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it but Earlsdon’s trying to fight it

 

[Covkid1968#]

The absolute shit fest on here around how much was spent and the perceived value for money for Hadji Wright will become one of the comedy highlights of 2023 on here.

 

[Covkid1968#]

Grendel’s Christmas quiz
CC4L’s made up cousin
£1000 charity boxing match
BSB wets his chinos
Saddlebrains hand jobs
GIMOC says Hamer’s signed
Then he’s going out the door
Five more Boosh accounts
I can’t take this anymore

SBT didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since GMK was turning
SBT didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it but Earlsdon’s trying to fight it

Haha… some classics on there. I genuinely believed the Hamer one. I Even pretended to be an ITK down my local on the back of it.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Haha… some classics on there. I genuinely believed the Hamer one. I Even pretended to be an ITK down my local on the back of it.

The problem with pretending to be ITK is that it’s time sensitive before you get rumbled. Interesting that whoever is feeding Saddle also makes some stuff up for a laugh to see it posted here

 

[SkyBlueSoul]

Tbf the £1000 charity boxing match was both funny and informative. Didn't know until that point that prisoners in Romania got internet access.

 

[clint van damme]

Forgot about 'the cousin'. Great stuff

 

[Greggs]

@Saddlebrains handjob was a classic, good shout

 

[clint van damme]

just had a look back at the thread the ESB post came from and rediscovered the 'McNulty better than Gyokeres' exchange.
The thread contains a rich seam of absolute lunacy worthy of being nominated in this one.

 

[Greggs]

just had a look back at the thread the ESB post came from and rediscovered the 'McNulty better than Gyokeres' exchange.
The thread contains a rich seam of absolute lunacy worthy of being nominated in this one.

Users need tagging, it's the end of season awards after all!

 

[Great_Expectations]

I remember the “cousin” stuff starting but can’t remember the conclusion or even what the poster was attempting to backtrack on?

 

[clint van damme]

Users need tagging, it's the end of season awards after all!

He goes on to double, née, treble down on this nonsense

Yea he went and did nothing just like vic will

 

[Greggs]

@Matt smith coming back as a different user after being kept in a basement

 

[covcity4life]

I remember the “cousin” stuff starting but can’t remember the conclusion or even what the poster was attempting to backtrack on?

Was no backtracking. Was plausible deniability incase he tried complaining officially

It's ingenious rly

 

[clint van damme]

Vic never roused us in Carlisle!

Levels apart who has scored more in a single season vic or sparky ? Outside the prem ? Have a look - who got us into league 1 … what league did vic elevate us to ? Who remembers his rousing the crowd away at Carlisle in the middle of winter - who slotted the most goals in recent history

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Was no backtracking. Was plausible deniability incase he tried complaining officially

It's ingenious rly

It was about as plausible as my fashion sense

 

[Greggs]

@skyblu3sk asking if we could sign female players

 

[clint van damme]

Haha! What a thread, make it a sticky @Nick

This is going to end with me trying to throw a kettle over a pub isn’t it

 

[Chris1987]

On the pitch was seeing the team walk out at Wembley.

On here Saddlebrains hand job debacle was hilarious.
The meltdowns regarding pre season signings was typical.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Just for the record, I arrange with gooch to meet me and he agreed to meet me. I only took a picture and posted it on here to show him up to be the pussy that he is a keyboard hero as it were, he is a wet fart.
he was making out that I wouldnt meet him.
Just wanted to prove my point, that's all.

 

[Sbarcher]

Height and velocity of a shit hanger over the canal.

 

[Jamesimus]

As another year comes close to the end, it's been rather emotional. A surprise new owner, two of our heroes sold for record money, new heroes purchased for record money, but nothing will stick in my mind more than the time I told you lot that you had to print your emailed playoff tickets in colour rather than black and white. It makes me happy. Thank you

What are your highlights of the past year? Both on the pitch and on this place!?

@Nick and @Grendel saying it was "nonsense" that Sakamoto was being rested for fitness reasons and that he had actually been "dropped" despite playing well, only for him to start the next game with no acknowledgement from the former posters was a personal highlight

EDIT - Also particularly enjoyed the "goalkeeper hasn't had a save to make" interaction with @Nick where I pointed out the goalkeeper had actually made a few saves.

I like being right.

 

[Ian1779]

On the pitch it has to be Hamer’s goal at Wembley - not sure I’ll ever experience a moment of pure joy and pandemonium like it.

 

[SBAndy]

MVE not turning up to media duties when he signed. Bastard.

 

[Jamesimus]

On the pitch it has to be Hamer’s goal at Wembley - not sure I’ll ever experience a moment of pure joy and pandemonium like it.

Yeah this for me. I tried to explain it to someone at work. It was a shit day, but also, after that goal for about 15 mins it felt like it was only going to be us that won.

 

[Ian1779]

Yeah this for me. I tried to explain it to someone at work. It was a shit day, but also, after that goal for about 15 mins it felt like it was only going to be us that won.

Seeing my son high-fiving and cuddling absolute strangers was a total joy…. That moment was epic beyond words.

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

On the pitch it has to be Hamer’s goal at Wembley - not sure I’ll ever experience a moment of pure joy and pandemonium like it.

With the benefit of a truck load of hindsight I agree. For better or worse, going to games like those are ultimately why anyone not made of plastic supports their club.

Still doubt I’ll ever rewatch the game though.

 

[Nick]

@Nick and @Grendel saying it was "nonsense" that Sakamoto was being rested for fitness reasons and that he had actually been "dropped" despite playing well, only for him to start the next game with no acknowledgement from the former posters was a personal highlight

EDIT - Also particularly enjoyed the "goalkeeper hasn't had a save to make" interaction with @Nick where I pointed out the goalkeeper had actually made a few saves.

I like being right.

That's your highlight?

I bet you get out of the shower to have a piss as well.