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Terry_dactyl · Jun 19, 2021

Grendel said:
I pressed play then stood up for 5 seconds and the video had ended

Yeah, yeah…whatever. “Stood up for 5 seconds”…like you weren’t erect anyway. You protest too much.

Sky Blue Harry H · Jun 19, 2021

covmark said:
This forum gets weirder by the day.

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I'll do the second line...

Let's hope hope Jodi gets to play

Over to someone else...

Brighton Sky Blue · Jun 19, 2021

Speed little Cal, like Jodi on the wing
Over the half-way line
To score for the man whom the fans call our king
Lest G insist that he resign

That was a fucking foul!
Adi Viveash roars
But the referee gives a cold staaaaaare

fatso · Jun 19, 2021

fatso · Jun 19, 2021

Stop writing such muck
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Garryb80 · Jun 19, 2021

Skybluefaz said:
It ain't hurting anyone. Stop being a miserable bunch of bloody blokes.

It doesn't hurt anyone but we are debating calling for some kind of support for the OP

Ccfcisparks · Jun 19, 2021

There once was a man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He went just for fun
Dressed up as a bun
And the dog ate him up in the hall

Marty · Jun 19, 2021

There once was a cripple called Jodi,
who would have been shot if he was a pony,
he goes down in pain,
his knee has gone again,
signs a new contract does Jodi.

Evo1883 · Jun 19, 2021

There once was a man called Steve

Whose poem made evo1883 heave

The end

PUSB-We_are_going_up · Jun 19, 2021

We got Michael doyle
Kelly in the middle
Never give the ball awayyy
1…2…3…4

Grendel · Jun 19, 2021

Poetry in motion

Sky Blue Harry H · Jun 19, 2021

Nick - think you are going to need to combine the poems into a single thread. The effects of that England performance and no City signings has taken a toll overnight.

Sky Blue Harry H · Jun 19, 2021

fatso said:
Stop writing such muck
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Two lines and you couldn't make it rhyme. 5/10

clint van damme · Jun 19, 2021

fatso said:
Stop writing such muck
AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!

There was a CCFC message board,
Frequented by an unsavoury hoard,
Some turned their hand to prose,
While the majority chose,
To put them on block and ignore 'um.

Edit - just realised that last line doesn't rhyme

lord_garrincha · Jun 19, 2021

Could you not think of a word to rhyme with obligation?

matesx · Jun 19, 2021

I hate off season

robbiethemole · Jun 19, 2021

Beautiful............................and said with such feeling.

robbiethemole · Jun 19, 2021

All the lady apes ran from King Kong,
cos his dong was unspeakably long,
but a friendly giraffe took a yard and a half,
and exstatically burst into song.

Grendel · Jun 19, 2021

This really is a couplet stansa and not a poem

Kneeza · Jun 19, 2021

Here I am again.
Embarking the dream again.
Here I go again.

(With apologies to the whole of Japan).

Johnnythespider · Jun 19, 2021

My friend Billy
Had a ten foot Willy
And he showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
That'll teach young Billy Gilmour

wingy · Jun 19, 2021

Grendel said:
This really is a couplet stansa and not a poem

Don't come here spouting your foreign tosh!!

wingy · Jun 19, 2021

Kneeza said:
Here I am again.
Embarking the dream again.
Here I go again.

(With apologies to the whole of Japan).

Out on your own again .

Cityandproud87 · Jun 19, 2021

Grendel said:
Poetry in motion

Be careful or he’ll start offering you out like he has been on Twitter to people all week the hard man.

Deleted member 4439 · Jun 19, 2021

I had to work hard at this adaptation, which I simply call 'Robins'.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Fisher and Seppala
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the City and everything that’s in it,
And—which is more—you’ll be the Man, my son!

Skyblueweeman · Jun 19, 2021

There once a forum called Skybluestalk
Whose members liked to go for a walk
The poems didn't work
As some liked to shirk
I like cheese

shmmeee · Jun 19, 2021

There once was a man from Coventry
So his name turned up in every transfer thread until he retired.

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