Astute
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That settles it. I am going to become a lesbian with meat and two veg to those women that are interested. Doubles my chances. Might also become a unicorn.
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Otis
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Anything to get the horn still then eh.
WhaleOilBeefHooked
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Kleenex have today re-named their Mansize tissues as a result of "a consistent increase of complaints on gender concern".
Pathetic.
Pathetic.
SBAndy
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Indeed pathetic. Everyone knows their "man size" tagline is to do with wanking anyway.
Otis
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I'm all for it.
Same as Mars bars are going to change their name because they are not a planet and Frazzles because they are not all shrivelled up and burnt.
As long as they leave Wotsits alone I'm quite happy with it all.
At Christmas time though it is going to be a bit odd knowing that these will be the only pigs in blankets we will soon hear about.
Same as Mars bars are going to change their name because they are not a planet and Frazzles because they are not all shrivelled up and burnt.
As long as they leave Wotsits alone I'm quite happy with it all.
At Christmas time though it is going to be a bit odd knowing that these will be the only pigs in blankets we will soon hear about.
Otis
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Keira Knightly has banned some Disney films in her house.
Keira Knightley bans daughter from watching some Disney films - Knightley bans some Disney films at home
She doesn't like the fact that Cinderella waits around for a rich guy to save her.
I find it all really sad and a bit worrying.
I believe the first ever account of Cinderella as such was in 7BC and then updated in 1634 and then by the Brothers Grimm in 1812.
What next I wonder?
Otis
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Except it's a fairy tale and we are not talking tongues down the throat.
She's all but dead and comatose and only a kiss will wake her.
Guess the story should have ended with her corpse rotting.
'And the worms and the maggots ate her face off, the end. Now sleep tight Mary-Jane and little Bobby. Don't have nightmares'.
Gazolba
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Came home on the train today and sat across from a man in a kilt and a woman sitting in a yoga pose wearing a low cut top with her ample breasts spilling out.
Had to spend the entire journey trying to avert my eyes. Not sure what this has to do with this thread but had to share it. I guess it just shows that even people who identify with a normal gender can be really, really weird.
Had to spend the entire journey trying to avert my eyes. Not sure what this has to do with this thread but had to share it. I guess it just shows that even people who identify with a normal gender can be really, really weird.
chiefdave
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Ridiculous, its a fairy tale. If you're going to point out things you shouldn't do to your kids the mother hiring someone to kill Snow White should be pretty high on the list.
Guess if you see someone dying mouth to mouth is out of the question these days.
Otis
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Hate to think what is going to happen to Ratatouille's Remy, no matter how brilliant he is at slicing aubergines.
I have also heard that Rapunzel is starting to rot away in that tower as she turns away all the male prince suitors and waits for her raging lesbian in shining dungarees to rescue her.
Don't forget the fact she's a sodding actress! Her actual job is to help tell stories. Is she going to start censoring her own films for being wrong?
tommydazzle
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To be honest some of these obese women are easily the size of a small family car so 'man size' is probably out of date anyway.
eastwoodsdustman
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They’d be edible ones
SlowerThanPlatt
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itsabuzzard
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In our's it's onosexual.
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Otis
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itsabuzzard
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Sorry, typo. Should have read "onochanceofsexual"
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Otis
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Nick
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Thing is, if people can say they are a different gender than they are then saying they are a different age isn't that much different is it?
WhaleOilBeefHooked
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Why not? It's apparently the 'thing' now that you can self-identify as a different gender, regardless of it being a biological fact that you are either male or female, and it is even backed in law in some countries.
Age is the same. You are biologically either 40 years old or 65. If you self-identify as a younger person, is this not the same? Many people feel and identify as younger/older than their age, and I'd say it's more common than feeling like a bloke when you're a woman.
Or it could all boil down to mental instability, of course...
Nick
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Only if it's a school in East Anglia and you are an asylum seeker.
fernandopartridge
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Don't give the nonces currently self identifying as female any ideas.
