Simply The Worst (3 Viewers)

Alan Dugdales Moustache · Feb 9, 2015

WestEndAgro said:
Bellamy, and a complete Tool to top it off.

Absolutely agree. Went off sick when we were relegated. Couldn't play in the cold/wet/frost/rain etc. A big mouthed coward.

RegTheDonk · Feb 9, 2015

johnniericoh said:
HouchensHead and Wingy should remember the one and only JULIAN DERBY - I very rarely knock CCFC players but this guy was something else - uselessness personified !!

There have been many but yeah, he's the one that stands out for me. Strachen seemed to have him play anywhere, just to give him a game. I'm surprised he didn't play him in goal.

The Reverend Skyblue · Feb 9, 2015

I'd go for Kevin Kyle, but Webster pushes him a lot for the title

edited after seeing Reece Browns name..

i cant cant chose between Kyle and Brown, Sunday morning pub players at best and only if the team was short of players

Senior Vick from Alicante · Feb 9, 2015

Started going to matches aged five in 72, we had a left back called Alan Dougdale. Couldn't run,turn,head or pass but the one thing guaranteed was he would kick the shit out of anything near him, a bad chopper Harris if you like. The old boys on the cop used to moan their tits off about him, happy days for a young lad.

Alan Dugdales Moustache · Feb 9, 2015

Senior Vick from Alicante said:
Started going to matches aged five in 72, we had a left back called Alan Dougdale. Couldn't run,turn,head or pass but the one thing guaranteed was he would kick the shit out of anything near him, a bad chopper Harris if you like. The old boys on the cop used to moan their tits off about him, happy days for a young lad.

....what a 'tache though !

Hobo · Feb 9, 2015

Gary Collier
Graham Withey
Wayne Turner
Roger Van Gool
Freddie Eastwood
John Gayle

Going to stop there before I get depressed at all the shite I've had to endure.

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 9, 2015

Trevor Benjamin or John Gayle, there's a choice.

skybluedan · Feb 9, 2015

Deleted member 5849 said:
Trevor Benjamin or John Gayle, there's a choice.

I concur

skybluedan · Feb 9, 2015

TrueSkyBlueLiam said:
Its fair to say the current squad has been disappointing, but for this weeks Cooks Question, i want to know who you think is the worst player ever to wear the sky blue shirt. Im quite intrigued to here the answers from some of the older supporters on this, as im sure they've seen some bloody awful players in their time. Also this week is our Valentines Day Special, so if you have a message for your sweetheart you want me to read out, leave it here and i'll shout it out on Thursday's show. There will also be a romantic soundtrack to boot. Sports Lounge kicks off at 10AM every Thursday on 98.6 Hillz FM, so tune in if you can. Thanks again for your brilliant support. PLAY UP SKY BLUES!

Liam if you can give a shout out to me bird and recite a little love poem for her please
roses are red
violets are twisted
open wide love
your about to get fisted

love dan

robbieray · Feb 9, 2015

skybluedan said:
Liam if you can give a shout out to me bird and recite a little love poem for her please
roses are red
violets are twisted
open wide love
your about to get fisted

love dan

So romantic you have a way with words

vincy · Feb 9, 2015

See Hobo and the Knight have named the first person to spring to mind when I saw the thread.

I remember taking a particular dislike to Wayne Turner.
Think I remember going to Oxford Utd and he scored an absolute blinder, but still got booed.

Was he really bad? Maybe it was the tache.

ccfcway · Feb 9, 2015

Willo Flood

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 9, 2015

Dave Bowman.

Who tbf had a decent career, and also tbf I might be coloured by the fact he bogged off and we then improved, but to a small kid he was poor.

skybluepm2 · Feb 9, 2015

Good topic Liam, interesting to see the answers so far. For me, I think it would probably be McIndoe but we are probably a tad spoilt for choice in this area! At least he has gone on to be a good businessman since hanging up his boots.

Have always really hated Jordan Clarke, a few have forgotten what a shite player he has been over the years, the countless mistakes he made and being beaten by his man on every occasion.

Fabian Debec, Keith O'Neill spring to mind and surely some of the Pressley crop must be on his God awful list of signings. Finch, Webster, Slager, those strikers and midfielders he brought in this time last year.

May be worth doing this again next year if the same management team are in charge! The standard in League 2 will be even worse.

wingy · Feb 9, 2015

Deleted member 5849 said:
Dave Bowman.

Who tbf had a decent career, and also tbf I might be coloured by the fact he bogged off and we then improved, but to a small kid he was poor.

Yeah a bit like Eion Jess

TrueSkyBlueLiam · Feb 9, 2015

skybluedan said:
Liam if you can give a shout out to me bird and recite a little love poem for her please
roses are red
violets are twisted
open wide love
your about to get fisted

love dan

Hahahaha how romantic. Sadly I think Ofcom would be all over my arse if I read that out

Alan Dugdale · Feb 9, 2015

It's funny seeing all the old players from our time in the top division listed on this thread (I would add Kevin McDonald by the way), but they are all light years ahead of what we are watching now. I often see Julian Darby's name listed on this type of thread, yet he scored a fair few goals from midfield in a team that finished mid table and I've never quite got that opinion of him.

skybluepm2 · Feb 9, 2015

Deleted member 5849 said:
Trevor Benjamin or John Gayle, there's a choice.

I somehow forgot about Big Trev. Placed a bet with my mate in the stand before ko at Watford away stating he would never score a goal during his spell with us. Ten minutes later £20 was down the toilet as he fumbled his one and only effort. Clumsy cock eyed oaf!

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 9, 2015

wingy said:
Yeah a bit like Eion Jess

If only we'd won the cup when he bogged off!

He was frustrating though. Like so many of Atkinson's signings, the right player with the right pedigree but... utterly useless for us!

Nonleagueherewecome · Feb 9, 2015

Alan Dugdale said:
It's funny seeing all the old players from our time in the top division listed on this thread (I would add Kevin McDonald by the way), but they are all light years ahead of what we are watching now. I often see Julian Darby's name listed on this type of thread, yet he scored a fair few goals from midfield in a team that finished mid table and I've never quite got that opinion of him.

Totally agree. Darby was crap, but we were in the top-flight and he scored goals against good sides.

Even Paul Edwards is also harsh-he did get MOM v Liverpool once and Match Magazine gave him a 9! I think that places him above our entire current squad.

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 9, 2015

skybluepm2 said:
I somehow forgot about Big Trev. Placed a bet with my mate in the stand before ko at Watford away stating he would never score a goal during his spell with us. Ten minutes later £20 was down the toilet as he fumbled his one and only effort. Clumsy cock eyed oaf!

Punched it into the net didn't he?

tbf he did help us avoid relegation with that goal!

Nonleagueherewecome · Feb 9, 2015

Ma_Ma_Ma_Carl_Baker said:
I've only been supporting for 20 years and the worst individual performance I've ever seen was Mikkel Bischoff vs Ipswich. He made Alan Lee look like George Weah, if i remember rightly he never played for the club again!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/6200277.stm

He was incedibly bad. I think his knees were shot and he went into semi-pro footy not long after his spell with us? Not quite as bad as Webster is, though!

skybluepm2 · Feb 9, 2015

Deleted member 5849 said:
Punched it into the net didn't he?

tbf he did help us avoid relegation with that goal!

Yes, I think you're right. It should never have actually stood! Bastard! I think we won 3-1, Doyle with a belter. Those were the days!! I'd have Micky Adams back now to be honest...

KersleyDigs · Feb 9, 2015

Webster or De Zeeuw

Leicesterfox · Feb 9, 2015

Steve Walsh - Legend for us mi duck. Tommy English, didn't know he was pap for both Leicester and Coventry??

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 9, 2015

Leicesterfox said:
Steve Walsh - Legend for us mi duck. Tommy English, didn't know he was pap for both Leicester and Coventry??

You can blame Gordon Milne for that!

Johnnythespider · Feb 9, 2015

7 pages and no mention of Julian Grey. Absolute tosh.

wingy · Feb 9, 2015

Johnnythespider said:
7 pages and no mention of Julian Grey. Absolute tosh.

Yeah but didn't we get a fee

WestEndAgro · Feb 9, 2015

This had EVERY chance of being the longest thread in history ?

Mild-Mannered Janitor · Feb 9, 2015

Darby was useless for large parts of the game but performed a role that was needed at the time and was one of the original box to box style player with plenty of energy, sadly, sometimes it was very misguided and wayward but would have him in that midfield now just for his goals and his energy, was one of the fittest around at the time.

Manset not mentioned ahead of GAyle and Benjamin.

Lamptey · Feb 9, 2015

only a loan

but the worst footballer I have ever seen pull on a city shirt.

skybluesloyal83 · Feb 9, 2015

Christian negouai

rupert_bear · Feb 10, 2015

Bearing in mind the fee £350000 a lot in those days Leigh Jenkinson has to be the worst I have seen, just what Bobby Gould seen in him i'l never know

DazzleTommyDazzle · Feb 10, 2015

Senior Vick from Alicante said:
Started going to matches aged five in 72, we had a left back called Alan Dougdale. Couldn't run,turn,head or pass but the one thing guaranteed was he would kick the shit out of anything near him, a bad chopper Harris if you like. The old boys on the cop used to moan their tits off about him, happy days for a young lad.

Duggie was a centre half not a left back - and a real "old fashioned centre half". He'd last about two minutes these days before the red card would be brandished.

A few weeks back someone posted a link on here to an interview with him. He was reminiscing about a "reducer" (very hard tackle designed to intimidate the opponent - for our younger readers) he put in on Stan Bowles. Bowles went off for treatment and when he returned some minutes later went to Duggie and said "f**king hell Duggie, what did you do? It was like being hit by a Sherman tank".

Grendel · Feb 10, 2015

Andy spring looked and played like a pub player and Withey I think was voted worst player for Bristol Rovers so carried on the good form.
Considering we paid a resonable fee Grimes was also dire.
More recently we had some French guy in the championship on loan I think who looked like he had never played before - Christian someone?

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