dongonzalos
Well-Known Member
Some paperwork was discovered in a skip in London it reveals the secret owners of SISU and a mission statement including updates for project Coventry.
Dear William
In response to your concerns about Coventry City moving into a new stadium which you aptly named 'Reek'o (oh how I chuckled) I have used Government funds to set up a secret hedge fund called SISU (Secret Initiative Saving Villa). The U instead a V is a in house thing to avoid detection (cunning I am sure you will agree.)
Anyway I concur that it is somewhat concerning to see Coventry move into a 32500 seater stadium. There is a potential that they will acquire ownership of the stadium securing a source of income and sustainability.
This could lead to a potential return to the premiership and those unspoken days in 1991 when Coventry would put their players out to pasture at Villa Park!
Below is a summary of SISU's mission statement including updates in red
1. Ensure Coventry do not acquire the stadium.
This proved harder and a much bigger task than I expected. I have had to manipulate the entire financial market. I have used the world’s economic climate as a cover story to drastically cut all Council budgets across the country. Unfortunately I could not just attack Coventry Council as that may have exposed us.
Such drastic action will assure you about you how committed I am to our cause. By cutting off the financial supply to the Council they now need to hold to the Reeko as a source of additional income on a yearly basis.
2. Create instability in order to demoralise staff
I decided the strategy for this was to chop and change managers and directors of football to ensure there is no continuity.
This plan started well I got rid of Coleman followed by a bloke called Boothroyd. I was bit concerned about a couple of players from Walsall of all places. I allowed Ranson to sign them. My logic was that nothing good has ever come out of Walsall so I sanctioned it. He also wanted to sign a tiny goalkeeper who played for Carlisle who had previously been rejected by Accrington Stanley. I couldn't authorise it quick enough. Then there was a bloke from Iceland, everyone knows they don’t have football pitches. He also wanted to sign a bloke who had just been released from prison who was on the sex offenders list. Again this speaks for itself.
To my horror they all turned out to be awesome. A major threat to the master plan.
so I cut the funding ensuring contracts could not be extended and anyone still in contract had to be sold on, this forced Ranson to resign. If he is going to be pulling tricks like that out of the bag he had to go!
3. Relegation
This one started off badly I employed a scout as manager. To take one look at him he was a big thick meat head who had previously played for Wimbledon. He would ensure Coventry would continue playing ugly horrible football and get relegated.
Not sure how this happened but Coventry played passing football won a few games and stayed up.
Had to have a think hard about this one. They have now lost all the key players mentioned above. I ensured they were not adequately replaced but some Everton reserve was now scoring goals! Get rid of him and surely the scout would resign. Unfortunately he is still there!
The relegation side of things in now hanging in the balance. I will update you on this one in May.
We nearly scored a massive own goal when Mcboring lent Gary Gardner to them! I could not believe what i was seeing. A couple of phone calls later and that matter was resolved.
Further updates to follow
David Cameron ~(SISU)
http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/FamousFans
Dear William
In response to your concerns about Coventry City moving into a new stadium which you aptly named 'Reek'o (oh how I chuckled) I have used Government funds to set up a secret hedge fund called SISU (Secret Initiative Saving Villa). The U instead a V is a in house thing to avoid detection (cunning I am sure you will agree.)
Anyway I concur that it is somewhat concerning to see Coventry move into a 32500 seater stadium. There is a potential that they will acquire ownership of the stadium securing a source of income and sustainability.
This could lead to a potential return to the premiership and those unspoken days in 1991 when Coventry would put their players out to pasture at Villa Park!
Below is a summary of SISU's mission statement including updates in red
1. Ensure Coventry do not acquire the stadium.
This proved harder and a much bigger task than I expected. I have had to manipulate the entire financial market. I have used the world’s economic climate as a cover story to drastically cut all Council budgets across the country. Unfortunately I could not just attack Coventry Council as that may have exposed us.
Such drastic action will assure you about you how committed I am to our cause. By cutting off the financial supply to the Council they now need to hold to the Reeko as a source of additional income on a yearly basis.
2. Create instability in order to demoralise staff
I decided the strategy for this was to chop and change managers and directors of football to ensure there is no continuity.
This plan started well I got rid of Coleman followed by a bloke called Boothroyd. I was bit concerned about a couple of players from Walsall of all places. I allowed Ranson to sign them. My logic was that nothing good has ever come out of Walsall so I sanctioned it. He also wanted to sign a tiny goalkeeper who played for Carlisle who had previously been rejected by Accrington Stanley. I couldn't authorise it quick enough. Then there was a bloke from Iceland, everyone knows they don’t have football pitches. He also wanted to sign a bloke who had just been released from prison who was on the sex offenders list. Again this speaks for itself.
To my horror they all turned out to be awesome. A major threat to the master plan.
so I cut the funding ensuring contracts could not be extended and anyone still in contract had to be sold on, this forced Ranson to resign. If he is going to be pulling tricks like that out of the bag he had to go!
3. Relegation
This one started off badly I employed a scout as manager. To take one look at him he was a big thick meat head who had previously played for Wimbledon. He would ensure Coventry would continue playing ugly horrible football and get relegated.
Not sure how this happened but Coventry played passing football won a few games and stayed up.
Had to have a think hard about this one. They have now lost all the key players mentioned above. I ensured they were not adequately replaced but some Everton reserve was now scoring goals! Get rid of him and surely the scout would resign. Unfortunately he is still there!
The relegation side of things in now hanging in the balance. I will update you on this one in May.
We nearly scored a massive own goal when Mcboring lent Gary Gardner to them! I could not believe what i was seeing. A couple of phone calls later and that matter was resolved.
Further updates to follow
David Cameron ~(SISU)
http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/FamousFans
