To the tune of Scooby Doo:
Seppala-ala-oo, where are you?
We've some work for you now.
Seppala-ala-oo, where are you?
You're destroying our club and it's proud heritage, dividing the fans and not caring one jot as long as you make some money out of us; we need some help from you now!!!
You have to say that last line quite fast to fit it all in, but after a bit of practice it works quite well, even if I do say so myself!