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Back in the Stone Age, every team used to sing You'll Never Walk Alone with the scarves aloft swaying and Molly Malone with City, City at the end for us. My favourites were Sing When Your Fishing, You Only Sing When You're Fishing to Grimsby and the slightly un PC, Does She Take It Up The Arse to David Beckham when he took corners.
 
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Back in the Stone Age, every team used to sing You'll Never Walk Alone with the scarves aloft swaying and Molly Malone with City, City at the end for us. My favourites were Sing When Your Fishing, You Only Sing When You're Fishing to Grimsby and the slightly un PC, Does She Take It Up The Arse to David Beckham when he took corners.
Ah yes the Becks utac 🤣 brilliant
 
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Verona, Italy
You're going to get your f**king heads kicked in.

We'll see you all outside. (repeat 3 times)

You what you what you what you what you what

If you think you're f**king hard enough.

I was born under a Sky Blue stand
I was born under a Sky Blue stand
The rest advocates violence and racism which is truly shocking to the tune of Wand'rin' Star-Lee Marvin

The good old days eh! It's a wonder anyone went to watch football years ago having to listen to stuff like that.
The “you what” one was a good one against the northern teams.
 

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Wa-lissss, Wa-lisssss,Wa-lissss, Wa-lisssss.

Also, I recall Frank Worthington getting a torrid time from the West End..

One wanky Franky, there's only one wanky Franky.

Frank the wank, Frank the wank.

Oooooh wanky wanky, wanky wanky wanky wanky Worthington.

He was fuming.
 
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Has this thread gone the way you hoped Torch?

(That's not an old song, just a question)
 

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Bring on the Bostik! When a player was injured and a trainer was running on
 

torchomatic

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Who used to wear their silk scarf tied around their wrist?
 

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The Ndlovu sing to the tune of the umbungo advert.

I am sure we sang Tina’s into whips and chain do da to Peter Shilton.

Blackburn away in the Jack Walker years we hope Jack Walker dies.
 

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Ooh Aah Lloyd Mcgrath

He's fat and round and scores at every ground, Micky Quinn

We'll meet you all outside, we'll meet you all outside, we'll meet you all, we'll meet you all outside - sang by the Kop to away supporters in late 70's
 
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For the scoucers

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,
You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums,

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,
In your Liverpool slums
Never heard all the verses that’s funny
 

Sky Blue Pete

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Remember that game but pretty sure it was 92-93 season. Ndlovu had just equalised before half time to put Cov fans in good spirits so it would have been Bobby Gould's Sky Blue Army sung for the entire break.
Was awesome commented on
 

Sky Blue Pete

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I’ve not heard the nee na and let him die when an opposition player is down injured for a while
 

Brighton Sky Blue

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Away at Bristol City in 2012, aimed at their keeper:

Gerken is his name, Gerken is his name
He stinks of piss and he’s got no mates
Gerken is his name
 

Sky Blue Pete

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I have to say some of the new songs are pretty brilliant.
As a kid I used to start a lot of the songs away but never invented them

Well apart from we all dream of a team of Gary breens!!

I know some have been knicked of course but

We’ve got a big swede
He’s Brazilian
We’ve got Ohare
Jamie Allen baby
He’s here he’s there sheaf

it’s really good and I just don’t hear other fans go through such a repertoire

and love it or hate it the woke up this morning
 

Brighton Sky Blue

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That used to be pretty common ‘back in the day’.

I don’t remember it in other games. A bit unfortunate considering we lost 3-1.

The Birmingham fans’ match long abuse of the Blyth goalkeeper remains the best I’ve ever seen.
 

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‘Who needs Cantona, when we have Wegerle’

And for a time I loved:
‘We’ve got Michael Doyle, Kelly in the middle…….’ until I heard it a million times too many on the day of the L2 final.
 

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