Stupid questions. (1 Viewer)

[Gazolba]

I once asked someone directions to a certain street and they told me I was already on it.

 

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[Otis]

I once asked someone directions to a certain street and they told me I was already on it.

I had something similar.

I was in Broadgate and a teacher with a group of kids approached me and asked where the Godiva statue was.

I told her to turn around. She was literally standing under it.

 

[clint van damme]

Many years ago I received a letter regarding my national insurance contributions.
It said something along the lines we currently have insufficient personal information to process your national insurance contributions, please fill in your details below.
All it asked for were my name, address and national insurance number, all of which were in the letter header.

 

[Houchens Head]

I like going into Poundland and asking how much things are!

 

[Otis]

I like going into Poundland and asking how much things are!

Unfortunately Houch, that joke doesn't work anymore, because they now sells loads of stuff that is much more than pound.

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

Unfortunately Houch, that joke doesn't work anymore, because they now sells loads of stuff that is much more than pound.

Five pounds store is the new one

 

[Skybluemichael]

I have a twin sister and when people find out always being asked if we are identical

 

[Otis]

I have a twin sister and when people find out always being asked if we are identical

So... are you?

 

[Seaside-Skyblue]

Mum walking into an indian, turning to me and asking what chinese I am having.

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[Houchens Head]

I have a twin sister and when people find out always being asked if we are identical

Just say, "No. I'm the one with the beard!" :emoji_grin:

 

[Skybluemichael]

So... are you?

Ha ha, I don’t think you could tell we are brother and sister I look a lot my dad and she looks the spitting image of my mum

 

[Sky Blue Harry H]

In my youth I asked a lady at a sweetshop in Leamington if they sold Cadbury's Round Squares. Bless her, she hunted the shelves for quite a while (still haven't properly forgiven myself)

 

[Sky_Blue_Dreamer]

Reminds me a bit of the interviewer, I think Donna Air or someone of that ilk (it was a then late-20s rock chick, back in the late 90s so could have been Gail Porter, Sara Cox, Zoe Ball...etc) - perfectly reasonable question when interviewing the three members of a pop group: "how long have you known each other?"

Problem was, she was interviewing the Bee Gees.........

I remember Donna Airhead once asked The Corrs how they met.

 

[oucho]

I once asked someone directions to a certain street and they told me I was already on it.

That happens on Brentford High Street (where I work) quite often - it's so workaday and drab so it doesn't look like a high street of a major suburb.

So much so, that they put "Looking for Brentford High Street? You're on it!" signs around the place for a while.

 

[Otis]

Ha.

My wife just asked 'Why can't the UK be democratic like Russia?'

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

I worked weekends in a supermarket when I was at school. The amount of people that would tap me on the back and ask where something was, then me pointing directly beside them was bewildering. Easily 4-5 people a day.

I worked behind the butcher counter sometimes and a woman approached and asked for a pound of pig's liver to which I replied "we only have pork liver" I felt like a proper stupid c**t so everything evens out.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

I still don't know what a bistro is and I'm too embarrassed to ask .

 

[Nick]

I still don't know what a bistro is and I'm too embarrassed to ask .

It's gravy isn't it?

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

It's gravy isn't it?

If it is, there's a lot in Leamington Spa ! Must be posh.

 

[Nick]

If it is, there's a lot in Leamington Spa ! Must be posh.

They probably call it something else to be posh.

 

[fellatio_Martinez]

It's a wanky French word for somewhere only slightly better than a greasy spoon.

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

It's a wanky French word for somewhere only slightly better than a greasy spoon.

is it small portions of something for people who've left their false teeth at home ?

 

[Alan Dugdales Moustache]

Me and Mrs adm are watching grime and punishment on channel 5. There's a bloke setting rat traps in someone's loft.
Mrs has just said " what do you do about rats if you're a vegetarian ? "