The Christmas 2020 thread (4 Viewers)

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 8, 2020

Post songs ,clips and crap jokes here

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 8, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 8, 2020

My wife wants something silk for Christmas so I’m getting her a gallon of emulsion

Brighton Sky Blue · Dec 8, 2020

Santa went speed dating, he pulled a cracker

clint van damme · Dec 8, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
My wife wants something silk for Christmas so I’m getting her a gallon of emulsion

woman walks into a record shop and askes, "have you got jingle bells on a 12 inch".
The fella says, "I've got dangling balls on a ten inch".
She replies, "that's not a record".
The fella says, "no, but it's pretty impressive".

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 8, 2020

The doors on my Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar won’t open

robofcov · Dec 8, 2020

Want to avoid your boss talking to you at this years Christmas party........put him on mute

It’sabatch87 · Dec 8, 2020

Houchens Head · Dec 8, 2020

I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas. Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know.

Houchens Head · Dec 8, 2020

Houchens Head · Dec 8, 2020

Sbarcher · Dec 8, 2020

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Cristmas Eve.....

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 10, 2020

Christmas quiz question
Whoever gets it right can set the next one

Name the 3 wise men

Houchens Head · Dec 10, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Christmas quiz question
Whoever gets it right can set the next one

Name the 3 wise men

Houchens Head · Dec 10, 2020

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Dec 11, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
Christmas quiz question
Whoever gets it right can set the next one

Name the 3 wise men

Magnum, Jeroboam and Methuselah

clint van damme · Dec 11, 2020

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Magnum, Jeroboam and Methuselah

Don't be daft, Tom Sellick wasn't one of the 3 wise men - honestly!

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 11, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 11, 2020

I’ve been asking Santa for 5 minutes under the mistletoe With Sofia vergara for years

Surely as a front line nhs keyworker santa will sort it out this year

LastGarrison · Dec 11, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz said:
I’ve been asking Santa for 5 minutes under the mistletoe With Sofia vergara for years

Surely as a front line nhs keyworker santa will sort it out this year

Don’t know how to break it to you.....but he’s been furloughed!

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 11, 2020

Well least he didn’t die of Covid so there’s always next year

Brighton Sky Blue · Dec 11, 2020

LastGarrison said:
Don’t know how to break it to you.....but he’s been furloughed!

I think you mean

furloughhohoed

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Dec 11, 2020

clint van damme said:
Don't be daft, Tom Sellick wasn't one of the 3 wise men - honestly!

Sorry. How dim of me.

The other one was obviously Jim Rockford.

wingy · Dec 11, 2020

Haha this thread is a nice pick me up

Philosoraptor · Dec 12, 2020

The obligatory Xmas tune.

Anyway, these wise men. How wise can you be when someone tells you to follow a star and you follow it; and for how long? 'till it stops of course!

Might as well have another one.

wingy · Dec 12, 2020

Philosorapter said:
The obligatory Xmas tune.

Anyway, these wise men. How wise can you be when someone tells you to follow a star and you follow it; and for how long? 'till it stops of course!

Might as well have another one.

Haha

Sky_Blue_Dreamer · Dec 12, 2020

Brighton Sky Blue said:
I think you mean

furloughhohoed

Has someone been pulling their Christmas crackers early this year?

CCFCSteve · Dec 12, 2020

I’ll keep it clean (some of the filth I receive may cause offence)...

CCFCSteve · Dec 12, 2020

Brighton Sky Blue · Dec 12, 2020

Sky_Blue_Dreamer said:
Has someone been pulling their Christmas crackers early this year?

Nah that’s a BSB original

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 12, 2020

I used to look after his great grandson

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 13, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 13, 2020

Sky_Blue_Daz · Dec 13, 2020

They’ve butchered the greig piano sketch on you tube

Houchens Head · Dec 14, 2020

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