The Christmas 2021 thread (6 Viewers)

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Post your festive jokes , clips and songs here

 

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[clint van damme]

Bah, humbug!

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Bah, humbug!

Especially the bastard with the flashing Christmas lights on their house, that looks like police are in the area, keeping me awake.

 

[Warthog]

 

[Bugsy]

Wishing you all peace, love, and joy this Christmas

festive greetings to one and all

 

[Skybluefaz]

One snowman turns to the other and says 'Can you smell carrots?'.

The other snowman turns around and says 'No I'm a fucking snowman you mad c**t!'

Then they melt.

I think that's how it goes.

 

[Macca]

I think as I approach my 48th one the magic is fading

 

[shmmeee]

Especially the bastard with the flashing Christmas lights on their house, that looks like police are in the area, keeping me awake.

Worried your grow will be rumbled?

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Why did Santa go speed dating ? To see if he could pull a cracker

 

[Houchens Head]

I think as I approach my 48th one the magic is fading

Ya lightweight, Macca! I'm on my 69th and the magic faded for me bloody years ago!

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

I’ve been asking Santa for 5 minutes under the mistletoe with her for years

 

[Houchens Head]

 

[Houchens Head]

 

[Houchens Head]

 

[Houchens Head]

Christmas dinner in Birmingham.....
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[Sky Blue Pete]

I think as I approach my 48th one the magic is fading

WAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!

 

[Houchens Head]

As it's the oneth of December, what's your favourite Christmas song? Carol or otherwise. Mine is "Fairy Tale of New York". Can't stand that bloody thing by Slade! I cringe when I hear it!

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Can we all agree the worst Christmas song of all time is Elton John - Step into Christmas?

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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

As it's the oneth of December, what's your favourite Christmas song? Carol or otherwise. Mine is "Fairy Tale of New York". Can't stand that bloody thing by Slade! I cringe when I hear it!

Got to agree with fairytale of New York brilliant song or for a bit of vulgarity Hey Santa Claus by Kevin ‘Bloody ‘Wilson

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Just opened a Christmas card and a packet of rice and a Yorkshire pudding fell out . It was from me uncle Ben and aunt Bessie

 

[RegTheDonk]

Bah, humbug!

Lol Scrooge - you never know, Nick might put a Christmas skin on this year and really put the boot in

 

[oakey]

Can we all agree the worst Christmas song of all time is Elton John - Step into Christmas?

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Controversial but much as I love The Beatles the worst songs are
Happy Christmas (war is over) - Lennon, and
Wonderful Christmas time- McCartney/Wings

 

[Ian1779]

As it's the oneth of December, what's your favourite Christmas song? Carol or otherwise. Mine is "Fairy Tale of New York". Can't stand that bloody thing by Slade! I cringe when I hear it!

I really like Carol of the Bells as a piece of Xmas music. My dad loved Mike Oldfield when I was a kid so have also had In Dulci Jubilo ingrained to my brain.

 

[Kneeza]

Ya lightweight, Macca! I'm on my 69th and the magic faded for me bloody years ago!

So am I, but I still love it (not so much all the build-up, but the actual slipping into a meat-coma and getting battered on pints of Baileys thing). Ho.
Ho.
Etc.

 

[JAM See]

Can we all agree the worst Christmas song of all time is Elton John - Step into Christmas?

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I beg to differ. The worst Christmas song ever is definitely Fairytale of New York.



"You scumbag you maggot, you're cheap and you're haggard" Priceless.

 

[lordy_87]

 

[lordy_87]

 

[shmmeee]

I beg to differ. The worst Christmas song ever is definitely Fairytale of New York.



"You scumbag you maggot, you're cheap and you're haggard" Priceless.

Not surprised you think that if you’re listening to the Roman Keating version.

 

[JAM See]

 

[JAM See]

Not surprised you think that if you’re listening to the Roman Keating version.

It's awful isn't it?

Not "so bad it's good" awful.

Just. Fucking. Awful.

 

[Skybluefaz]

Controversial but much as I love The Beatles the worst songs are
Happy Christmas (war is over) - Lennon, and
Wonderful Christmas time- McCartney/Wings

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

 

[Skybluefaz]

What's your Christmas meat setup? When I was a lad we'd just have turkey. With me at the cheffing wheel we are usually gammon and turkey.

I'm one who occasionally seeks out meat alternatives, any good ones for Christmas?

 

[It’sabatch87]

My new fav Christmas song