OK I'll have a go and see if i can make myself look silly in a couple of years
Bayliss will be in the Premiership by 2020 but sadly not with CCFC. Possible national call up.
Maddison will have a full England cap
CCFC will be on the verge of promotion to the championship (despite SISU who will still own us)
Michael Doyle will be our next manager
England will get SF of world cup and Lindegarrd will be next summer's star
Ponticelli frustrated with lack of starts will leave for another club be loaned back at the same level as us and score against us.
That young lump up front for Villa they are raving about (Davis) will be in L1 at best.
Okay, I will have a go too.
In two years time Lee Burge still won't be a goalkeeper and Ryan Haynes will dye his hair brown and play a lot better. Stokes dyes his ginger and plays a lot, lot worse.
People will look at Chris Coleman, shake their heads and say 'so it WAS all down to Gareth Bale then after all, eh.'
Our preferred site for the new stadium will be identified yet again and Jon Sharpe will say 'For the eleventy billioneth time, no, they are not bloody groundsharing with us.'
Cov will finally get to play Wasps. Dai Young previews the match in the Coventry Observer (Coventry's last newspaper) and says he believes that Wasps can pull off a shock victory against their mighty rivals.
Biamou still won't have got a goal, but will be a work in progress.
Oh, and I have a sudden burst of excitement as my wife smiles for the first time ever, only to discover it was just a bit of wind.
Further afield, Donald Trump somehow survives an assassination attempt, the 17th in just the last 3 and half weeks and is once again denying he spoke inappropriately and was misquoted and that he actually said he hated 'slacks, swimming and maize.'
He also threatens to nuke Lichtenstein because he can't spell it and has no idea where it is.
The British prime minister, Katie Hopkins, says she quite admires him. Newly anointed Queen Eugenie (following the tragic royal family exploding Cuban cigar incident) is not quite so impressed and describes him as 'an anus horribilis.'
