Right, Years ago I was Working in a pub in Crewe, And the Stella Lager was on one a pump with The Big Porcelain Handles.
A Guy Came in and asked for a pint of Stella and I Could'nt pull The Handle Down on The pump I tried and tried and it would'nt move, So I Called The Landlord over in a loudish Voice as it was quite noisy I Shouted........
''Ian Come and Do this for me, The longer I pull it the harder it gets''
The Guy Looked at me and Cooly Answered ......
'If you pulled mine that long Love it'd get hard
Ever Wished The Ground would Swallow you up?
A Guy Came in and asked for a pint of Stella and I Could'nt pull The Handle Down on The pump I tried and tried and it would'nt move, So I Called The Landlord over in a loudish Voice as it was quite noisy I Shouted........
''Ian Come and Do this for me, The longer I pull it the harder it gets''
The Guy Looked at me and Cooly Answered ......
'If you pulled mine that long Love it'd get hard
Ever Wished The Ground would Swallow you up?