Watching Palace V Brum.
Reminds me how I hate players who have their first names on their shirts.
Not as bad with foreign players but when your names Morrison yet you choose to have Ravel, that annoys me!
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I fucking hate that song.....
...."its like 10,000 spoons when all you need is knife"....isn't it ironic"
NO.
It would be ironic if it turned out a spoon would have sufficed for the task in hand.....
I'll tell you whats really ironic Alanis.....writing a song called "Ironic" which is full of incorrect examples of irony....
Wasn't this an Ed Byrne stand up routine?
Ahh...thats the bugger. I couldn't for the life of me think which comic did a routine on it....I just had his line about the spoons going round & round me head.
Dirty bastards
-people who dump rubbish on streets and leave loads of shit on trains etc.
-people who have a shit on the train and don't flush it. People who piss all over the floor/seat.
BBC news: "The following contains flash photography"- if you don't like flashes, don't watch the fecking telly.
Luckily I only have one or two.
The unwritten law of queuing. You queue at the supermarket and everyone observes the queue and lines up in the right and proper manner. New till opens up and the law goes out of the window and suddenly it is every man for himself! WTF is all that about? :facepalm:
People parking in disabled spaces and on double yellow lines even though there are spaces within about 50 yards but they can't be arsed to walk that little bit of extra distance.
People parking so they slightly overlap the white lines, taking up two spaces so as to stop people scratching their cars.
Txt tlk
Game and quiz shows where they say 'And the winner/answer is ......................................................................................................................
and only after about 20 seconds you get the answer! :jerkit:
Chuggers.
Chavvy teens with dogs.
People who say 'innit' and 'tommorra' and 'can I ave a cup of war ah' and 'I'll see you lay ah.'
People who use double negatives
People who give their kids an extra 'e' on the end of their names, thinking it makes them somehow unique. i.e. Kaycee, Lucee etc.
People who name their child 'Summer' or 'India' or 'Moonbeam Flower Blossom' etc.
People who dress their dogs.
Dumbed down tv (X Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Strictly etc)
People who go to the supermarket or local shop in their pyjamas.
People who take babies and very small toddlers to the theatre or cinema knowing full well that at some point they are going to cry and disrupt everything.
People who text throughout a film or show at the cinema or theatre.
Gossips.
Celebrity following.
Boy bands.
School kid who think they can just push in ahead of pensioners and everyone else to get on a bus.
Parents swearing in front of their kids.
People on their phones while driving (saw a woman the other day on her phone, driving at normal speed when the roads were really treacherous and everyone else was going about 15 miles an hour.)
People who don't put their cars lights on unless it is actually dark totally ignoring the applying of the rule of poor visibility.
Smokers. Especially people smoking in front of their children.
People who drink Lambrini.
People who feed their babies McDonald's and other junk.
People with no manners.
I'll be back with more later.
Sorry, lay ah.
Couldn't agree more, people say it's harmless but that's total bs.
People who push in ,in queues in traffic ... I swear one day I will just drive straight into them
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