There are no bad ideas (2 Viewers)

[87mint]

Swindon at home.

I took a different route to the game to try and shake the monkey off the back of our home form. End result: a slaloming 30-minute canal journey abruptly ended by a puncture. This dead raven added to my good vibes. The journey did, however, remind me that there are worse things than being chronically addicted to watching bad football: being chronically addicted to fishing in a canal full of refuse. How that is fun, I simply cannot imagine.

You know a season’s taken a turn for the worse when the only reason you look forward to a fixture is the prospect of 2 and a half thousand scrumpy farmers from Swindon being in attendance, to provide some verbal canon fodder before the inevitable war crime of a football match breaks out in front of you.​

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[Samo]

Swindon at home.

I took a different route to the game to try and shake the monkey off the back of our home form. End result: a slaloming 30-minute canal journey abruptly ended by a puncture. This dead raven added to my good vibes. The journey did, however, remind me that there are worse things than being chronically addicted to watching bad football: being chronically addicted to fishing in a canal full of refuse. How that is fun, I simply cannot imagine.

You know a season’s taken a turn for the worse when the only reason you look forward to a fixture is the prospect of 2 and a half thousand scrumpy farmers from Swindon being in attendance, to provide some verbal canon fodder before the inevitable war crime of a football match breaks out in front of you.​

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I'm not sure what that all means but I can assure you there are bad ideas... I've had hundreds.

 

[robbieray]

Samo , I'm still smiling at your one legged goalie story

 

[Macca]

Great stuff

 

[christonabike]

Well summed up.

 

[lifeskyblue]

As always more entertaining than the game


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[Otis]

This is the best thing you have ever written since the last one, and I didn't like that either.

 

[mrtrench]

Samo , I'm still smiling at your one legged goalie story

Wally Foot?

 

[Deleted member 4439]

"The currency of the standing ovation is about as reliable as the Zimbabwean dollar"

Class.

 

[Sky Blue Kid]

Samo , I'm still smiling at your one legged goalie story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7BnxUshK2E

 

[87mint]

This is the best thing you have ever written since the last one, and I didn't like that either.

my head is in a knot

 

[Otis]

my head is in a knot

Think it's official title is a turban isn't it?