fellatio_Martinez
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Holly Willawongy or whatever you call her is nauseatingly fake.
Otis
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LastGarrison
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One of the more surreal moments of my life was waking up in a tent at Glasto on a Sunday with a severe comedown to the strains of Rolf Harris playing his wobble board......
fernandopartridge
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He didn't sleep in your tent did he mate?
LastGarrison
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Sadly, I guessed what it was.....
fellatio_Martinez
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Was it his red hot didgeridoo?
Otis
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No idea about that, but I bet she'd beat me in an arm wrestle.
dutchman
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It's not the blowers so much as the idiots they hire to use them.
Otis
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richnrg
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I haven't seen the Apprentice for a few years - was some dick using one?
No, I've just watched some bloke chasing some leaves down a street and leav*ing (*ho-ho) them all in a pile at the end, where I guess some other bloke will fire-up his leaf blower and blow them all back again. Sort of 'leaf-tennis' or 'Leaf-blow-football'.
Turds.
Otis
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Yep. They had a muddy wet patio and decided to use a leaf blower to clean it, only succeeding in simply blowing the mud about.
fellatio_Martinez
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In my day men were men. Now half of them are a pack of leaf blowers.
Sky_Blue_Daz
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These gangs on mopeds flying round the place at night with no headlights on, I was coming back from the Red lion in Corley the other day and about 5 of them came flying up the road in the dark with no lights it was gone 5 in the evening
Otis
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Very deliberate to intimidate drivers I guess and also it's breaking the law, bruv, innit.
Nick
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Don't let it intimidate, just drive your normal way. If they don't have lights on is their fault if they can't be seen.
Same as when they hammer it doing wheelies.
Otis
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Yeah, just saying how they think.
It's the same when some tailgates me and I feel them right up against the bumper.
I quite often just tilt the rear view mirror down so I can't see them.
Nick
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I think they do expect people to move out of the way.
I have found good timing of opening a car door always works.
eastwoodsdustman
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Just touch the brakes or put your rear fog light on for a second you’ll soon see them drop back. If it doesn’t work then slow down using your gears. That always works well.
Nick
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skybluegod
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I hate when people tailgate, it makes me slow down rather speed up, so i don't see why they do it!
fellatio_Martinez
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The new KFC fries are effing awful.
SBAndy
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KFC in general is effing awful.
Nick
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I had one last week, there was about 5 chips in there. I thought it was a baby meal
fellatio_Martinez
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If you can find a busy well run KFC then the chicken is always fresh and delicious. City centre KFCs are nearly always bad so I stick to drive thrus.
Same happened to me so my GF complained and got a big bag of them but they taste like micro chips and I left them.
fernandopartridge
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They seem to not care about the standard of their franchisees. They're really inconsistent yet still better than all the Asian run variations on the theme.
Nick
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Even an efc after fatties?
fellatio_Martinez
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Noisy eating haters beware. This video nearly killed me.
fellatio_Martinez
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The ASMR shit goes deep. I kind of get the whispering stuff but the food munching is just demented.
fellatio_Martinez
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It's Autonomous sensory meridian response which is basically a reaction to sounds that feel good.
Usually people use them when trying to "get tingles, relax, or fall asleep. Most of it I can see some kind of merit in but the food noises is evil. That woman belongs in the pits of hell!
This is a typical video.
fellatio_Martinez
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You calling me a weirdo mate?