Things that annoy you (69 Viewers)

[Pipehitterz]

Families that live across roads from you and only had one car, but now all of a sudden have five cars and are blocking up the street.

Bleedin lottery winning, rub your nose in it, twats.

Grrr!!!!

Nothing but Cunts
I used to live on the end of a street, next to the house was 100 yards of Free parking. The twats next to me had 3 cars and 2 vans and they always seemed to be at home, they had a double garage round back that was full of shit too, they never parked there or on the end of the street, just outside everyone else's gaff.
I used to love it on the rare occasions that they were all out, and park my car outside their house.
A moral victory in a losing war
Fucking Adams family pricks.

 

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[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Families-So her brother went out Friday and got paralytic drunk (it's a regular occurrence)
He kept her mum and dad up all night being sick (they are in their 70's and are lovely)
The dad phoned us up yesterday crying about the sons behaviour
I offered to go and talk to him and even offered the services of a friend who's had drink problems in the past
But he flat out refused, also he can't see the impact his drinking is having on his family as he says as long as he gets up for work it's not an issue
I told my wife that in my opinion he is showing signs of drink dependency he can't go through a day without a drink he's only 30 so there's plenty of time to change his ways
But he doesn't want to, it's so frustrating because the wife sticks up for him which is fair enough but she's so angry that no matter what I do she has a moan
It also doesn't help that the mum and dad aren't in the best of health and rely on my wife to do everything
she has 3 siblings one lives in Liverpool so can't really help the other lives in Birmingham and is only concerned about his wife and kids and has washed his hands of the whole situation
So everything falls on my wife's lap

So for the last 2/3,years I feel that my wifes running herself ragged for her mum and dad but no one else does

Anyway yesterday I offered to take the brother out for a coffee and try and find out if there's any underlying problems causing his drinking
She told me to keep out of it
So I went for a run, when I got back she had a go at me for being selfish

It was either go for a run or have an argument so I thought I did the right thing

 

[Otis]

Nothing but Cunts
I used to live on the end of a street, next to the house was 100 yards of Free parking. The twats next to me had 3 cars and 2 vans and they always seemed to be at home, they had a double garage round back that was full of shit too, they never parked there or on the end of the street, just outside everyone else's gaff.
I used to love it on the rare occasions that they were all out, and park my car outside their house.
A moral victory in a losing war
Fucking Adams family pricks.

I don't think they have won the lottery, or why else stay in the small council house? But it is very odd and rather annoying.

The houses our side are the posh ones and the ones on the opposite side of the road, much smaller and council owned. We know that because we keep seeing the Whitefriars vans.

One car is the boyfriend's of one of the girls there, but he is now seemingly living there. What I don't get is that their house must be like the Tardis. It is just two bedrooms and a box room and no loft extension (like us on the posh side ), yet, there is the mum, the dad, 3 sisters, a brother and a boyfriend all living there, plus two babies.

Very suspicious, cos one of the girls is only just turned 18 and suddenly has a brand new car and the boyfriend has a white BMW, wears all the top designer clothes, doesn't appear to have a job, but goes out about 4 in the morning just for a couple of house or so and then comes back. We are thinking drug dealer, though he may be just firing up the ovens for Gregg's.

Anyway, suddenly we have 5 cars appear and they are causing a domino effect of people being unable to park their cars outside their own houses.

 

[Pipehitterz]

I don't think they have won the lottery, or why else stay in the small council house? But it is very odd and rather annoying.

The houses our side are the posh ones and the ones on the opposite side of the road, much smaller and council owned. We know that because we keep seeing the Whitefriars vans.

One car is the boyfriend's of one of the girls there, but he is now seemingly living there. What I don't get is that their house must be like the Tardis. It is just two bedrooms and a box room and no loft extension (like us on the posh side ), yet, there is the mum, the dad, 3 sisters, a brother and a boyfriend all living there, plus two babies.

Very suspicious, cos one of the girls is only just turned 18 and suddenly has a brand new car and the boyfriend has a white BMW, wears all the top designer clothes, doesn't appear to have a job, but goes out about 4 in the morning just for a couple of house or so and then comes back. We are thinking drug dealer, though he may be just firing up the ovens for Gregg's.

Anyway, suddenly we have 5 cars appear and they are causing a domino effect of people being unable to park their cars outside their own houses.

He's probably got a big ass marijuana grow on .

 

[Otis]

I reckon they are all on drugs and therefore don't need the bedrooms because they all just float about in space over there.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

It's the fact she called me selfish which really pisses me off
I haven't got a selfish bone in my body

 

[Otis]

It's the fact she called me selfish which really pisses me off
I haven't got a selfish bone in my body

That's women for you, Daz.

 

[Otis]

Hope you can get the situation sorted.

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[trevelfarandwide]

Families-So her brother went out Friday and got paralytic drunk (it's a regular occurrence)
He kept her mum and dad up all night being sick (they are in their 70's and are lovely)
The dad phoned us up yesterday crying about the sons behaviour
I offered to go and talk to him and even offered the services of a friend who's had drink problems in the past
But he flat out refused, also he can't see the impact his drinking is having on his family as he says as long as he gets up for work it's not an issue
I told my wife that in my opinion he is showing signs of drink dependency he can't go through a day without a drink he's only 30 so there's plenty of time to change his ways
But he doesn't want to, it's so frustrating because the wife sticks up for him which is fair enough but she's so angry that no matter what I do she has a moan
It also doesn't help that the mum and dad aren't in the best of health and rely on my wife to do everything
she has 3 siblings one lives in Liverpool so can't really help the other lives in Birmingham and is only concerned about his wife and kids and has washed his hands of the whole situation
So everything falls on my wife's lap

So for the last 2/3,years I feel that my wifes running herself ragged for her mum and dad but no one else does

Anyway yesterday I offered to take the brother out for a coffee and try and find out if there's any underlying problems causing his drinking
She told me to keep out of it
So I went for a run, when I got back she had a go at me for being selfish

It was either go for a run or have an argument so I thought I did the right thing

No, you're not selfish. She was just venting, mate. It's what people do to those closest to them.

Shit situation with the brother though, however the change will come from him if he wants it. No amount of counselling and attention will solve it. Everyone has a choice, to be destructive or productive. Ultimately though, people can only change WHAT they are, not WHO thy are.

 

[Otis]

That's women for you, Daz.

My missus was just in the bathroom and water started pouring down the kitchen ceiling below.

I just went upstairs, gently tapped on the bathroom door and quite calmly said that water was coming into the kitchen.

Had that been the other way round she would have gone totally ape shit about it with me.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

Bloody hell Otis hope the ceilings ok

 

[Otis]

Bloody hell Otis hope the ceilings ok

Yeah, not too bad. Plaster came down right on top of my head.

Just concussion and cuts and bruises and a few abrasions and that's it.

I didn't hit her that hard!

 

[stupot07]

Hangovers....

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[Deleted member 5849]

It was either go for a run or have an argument so I thought I did the right thing

You did... IMHO of course!

I always get in trouble for walking out, and coming bck when calmer but... what's the point of having a full-blown shouting match? What does that solve?

 

[trevelfarandwide]

Also, women driving Panzer tanks on the school run, with an inability to gauge space, distance and RIGHT OF FUCKING WAYYYY.

 

[dutchman]

I hate it when you are going down the escalators at West Orchards and a clown throws a pie in your face.

I hate it when I'm riding up the escalators in Upper Precinct and a pretty girl on the down escalator looks straight through me as I'm apparently invisible.

 

[skybluedan]

Hangovers....

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And there is the reason I don't drink mate
I ain't never had a hangover from a packed vape

 

[Gaz71]

And there is the reason I don't drink mate
I ain't never had a hangover from a packed vape

Do herbs give you any kind of hangover? Asking for a friend.

 

[skybluedan]

Do herbs give you any kind of hangover? Asking for a friend.

No , I got up this morning ran a few mile then swam in the sea and have just done 15 k on me exercise bike
Just gonna make the dinner and will have another vape or five later , never felt so healthier
I ain't drank alcohol for about seven years and probably won't ever again
I certainly don't promote it, just find it works for me

 

[Gaz71]

No , I got up this morning ran a few mile then swam in the sea and have just done 15 k on me exercise bike
Just gonna make the dinner and will have another vape or five later , never felt so healthier

I'll pass that info on, cheers

 

[ccfc92]

Do herbs give you any kind of hangover? Asking for a friend.

 

[Malaka]

When I'm cooking (especially chips) I always ask Mrs Malaka " Do you want some chips cooking"? No thanks is often the reply, and then she tucks into mine when I've cooked. ANNOYING!!!

 

[Monners]

People chanting "Paedo" at me for ages and ages in football grounds. Last time it happened I got so annoyed that I asked my Mrs to hold my designer coat while I went on a one man rampage to the upper tier! I almost made it too!

Note to self - must bring a step ladder next time.

 

[chiefdave]

When I'm cooking (especially chips) I always ask Mrs Malaka " Do you want some chips cooking"? No thanks is often the reply, and then she tucks into mine when I've cooked. ANNOYING!!!

And on a similar note

 

[Gazolba]

Traffic lights that are red when you pull up to them but turn green the moment you come to a stop.

 

[Wyken Sky Blue]

Shirts that haven't been ironed. One of my pet hates at work.

Seriously it takes less than five minutes to go over a work shirt with an iron. So why can't my missus understand that, the lazy cow!

 

[chiefdave]

Seriously it takes less than five minutes to go over a work shirt with an iron. So why can't my missus understand that, the lazy cow!

Since moving back to Cov at the age of 42 I get a phone call from my Mum at about 6pm every Friday claiming she's about to do a load of washing and do I want my shirts washing.

Pick them up on Sunday and get a roast dinner into the bargain

 

[oakey]

The practice of researching long lost relatives, who died before you were born, and posting warm tributes to them whilst ignoring people in your family who are alive and, perhaps, could do with your attention!

 

[RB1992]

Shirts that haven't been ironed. One of my pet hates at work.

Seriously it takes less than five minutes to go over a work shirt with an iron. So why can't my missus understand that, the lazy cow!

Leading on from this... scruffs in general. Unwashed, hair all over the place, smelly, stained clothes - I see so many at work, do these people sleep in their work clothes and just roll out of bed at 8.45 straight into the car?

 

[Gazolba]

Shirts that haven't been ironed. One of my pet hates at work.

Seriously it takes less than five minutes to go over a work shirt with an iron. So why can't my missus understand that, the lazy cow!

Ever done your own ironing? First you have to find the iron (in my case, that could take up to half an hour). Then you have to unfold the ironing board, it's guarateed you'll pinch your fingers at least once. Then you wait for the iron to heat up. After you have finished (it's incredibly difficult to iron a shirt properly, have you tried it?), the iron has to cool down and you have to put the iron and ironing board away. It's impossible to do all this in 5 minutes.

 

[dutchman]

We can. And her unfunny but at least slightly less irritating friend Mel

We won't have that problem any more!

Great British Bake Off: Mel and Sue to quit as hosts

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Ever done your own ironing? First you have to find the iron (in my case, that could take up to half an hour). Then you have to unfold the ironing board, it's guarateed you'll pinch your fingers at least once. Then you wait for the iron to heat up. After you have finished (it's incredibly difficult to iron a shirt properly, have you tried it?), the iron has to cool down and you have to put the iron and ironing board away. It's impossible to do all this in 5 minutes.

Can I confess that I've never used an iron in my life.

 

[vow]

Can I confess that I've never used an iron in my life.

I'm sure there is a golf gag in there somewhere.

 

[robbieray]

Just about to put a fork full of food in my mouth, the missus asks me something

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Missus and daughter spend an hour and half watching soaps so I listen to some music on my headphones. They start talking to me as soon as the headphones go on. Grrrr