After yesterday's debacle, GP surgeries.
"oh, you've never actually physically been here because you've not needed us till now, so we took you off our books. Oh, it's 4-6 weeks to sign up"
Then the other surgery I went to that said I can sign up and see a GP that day. "Oh here's the registration form along with an in depth questionnaire on every aspect of your life".
While I'm filling it in, sweating like Lee Evans and struggling to stay upright, every other prick is waltzing in for their day out.
Oh, now go see the pharmacist that is conveniently part of the surgery and they will advise if you need to see a GP.
"oh yeah, here's some cough medicine, see how you get on, no need to see a doctor"
No pulse, Blood Pressure or listening to my chest, just guess work. Oh, and £6 for a load of shite cough medicine. Yeah, cheers pal.
At least the doctor at hospital was alright, dressed as Indiana Jones and not an arrogant bell end.
Woosahhh.