shmmeee
Well-Known Member
Mate. You call women females. If you want people to fuck you, maybe cut the incel lingo?
Female who I have this stupid crush on at a certain meeting I go too three times a week in the evening , turns out she’s a lesbian!
haven’t been able to vent to anyone as I have a Mrs etc, but this bird somehow has got into my head , dreaming about her most nights, doing my head in!!! Then it turns out she doesn’t even like the cock, I felt absolutely fucking gutted tbh
Just don't come to Arizona. We wear shorts and sandals all year.People in shorts. Went out yesterday morning, was only out for an hour. Despite the fact it was freezing, strong winds and raining saw 5 people in shorts, why?
Mrs. Wisdom was deeply, deeply impressed by the Gregg Wallace calendar I got her for this year...Gregg Wallace. I unfortunately saw some of masterchef and he is so fucking annoying, talks like he is some top rate chef but is just some fruit & veg guy who got lucky.
I am not sure if you are being serious and can't believe there are many people, Mrs Wisdom & Wallace aside, that would want to see that smug twat 365 days a year!Mrs. Wisdom was deeply, deeply impressed by the Gregg Wallace calendar I got her for this year...
Bloody hell, that's very worrying. Is Mrs Wisdom looking forward to more Gregg Wallace goodies this christmas?November's been a busy month.
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Depends if I get round to making her some Gregg Wallace coasters and placemats :woot:Bloody hell, that's very worrying. Is Mrs Wisdom looking forward to more Gregg Wallace goodies this christmas?
He looks just like Alf Garnett in that picture!November's been a busy month.
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Agreed, the sign of an utter wankerSomeone mentioned it above but the rise in people having not putting their phone to their ear whilst on a call, instead opting to put their phone on loud speaker and talk directly to the mic. Think The Apprentice style.
I drove for 10 mins earlier and sort it four times.
Fuck off no one cares about your conversations!
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and it's never good wiping with a wet arseHaving to take a dump 30 seconds after getting out the shower, just feel dirty again!
Fuckin SHOUTY CONDESCENDING BASTARD who got luckyGregg Wallace. I unfortunately saw some of masterchef and he is so fucking annoying, talks like he is some top rate chef but is just some fruit & veg guy who got lucky.
Whisper it, but I quite enjoy his performances!
The calendar wasn't for Mrs. Wisdom was it?Whisper it, but I quite enjoy his performances!
Whisper it, but I quite enjoy his performances!
Agreed with you, he cracks me up. He's got it right though, I don't care about the presentation and texture. Does it taste niceI do too. Once you allow yourself to understand that 90% of his shouting and stupid faces are an act, it's like comedy.
I like the fact that his idea of critiquing food is just listing off what's in it. "Ooh Apple crumble. First you get the tangy sweet apples and then the crunchy crumble"
A complete chancer and probably a c*nt off camera but he's alright by me and I hate almost everything.
I don't get why people do it.Non-technical management in a technical company.
Just fuck off and let the people who know what they’re on about talk.
I'll raise you "agile" project managementNon-technical management in a technical company.
Just fuck off and let the people who know what they’re on about talk.
I don't get why people do it.
Im sure they’d be great at a management consultancy or whatever. But I don’t want to spend half of every meeting explaining basic terms or why the idea they had in the shower won’t work.
I've had that. I'd come back and go what you've sold them isn't technically possible and be told to 'make it work'.I have had it before and the worst bit was that he was a patronising wanker. He would sell customers the dream and everything about what we would do and I would go out to site and it wouldn't be possible half the time but he was of the "i know best" sort.
Then it would be "dont give me problems, give me solutions" which was all well and good but if he's told them I am going to install a network with an internet connection but they don't have a phone socket in the building it's a bit out of my hands.
I much prefer the places I have worked with a boss that gets stuck in and has done most of the jobs before so knows them as well so they are more realistic.
CD's? What are they?Just bought some CDs and bloody annoyed that the price stickers have left horrible sticky marks!
Definition of a consultant - someone who borrows your watch to tell you the time.I've had that. I'd come back and go what you've sold them isn't technically possible and be told to 'make it work'.
The worse ones think they know everything and aren't prepared to ever say to a client I need to go back and check that with the engineers.
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