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fellatio_Martinez

fellatio_Martinez

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"Any plans for the weekend?"

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ccfc92

ccfc92

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To add to self service, the awkward change they give you.

30p? Here, have 18 pennies, 1 2p and 2 5ps.
 
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richnrg

richnrg

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ccfc92 said:
Overhearing people's shit conversations.

Someone next to me at self-service, "Oh, you better not get coronavirus" while their friend was scanning Coronas.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Prick.
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I once sat on a table next to a group of lads in McDonalds. I overheard one of them explaining how his mate had become 'the escape goat' following an incident at work.
 
Nick

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There's nothing worse overhearing groups of lads talking shit.

If they dont mention fingering or football within 5 minutes I dont want to know.

Once heard some arranging to meet up for coffee and I was honestly disgusted by it.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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richnrg said:
I once sat on a table next to a group of lads in McDonalds. I overheard one of them explaining how his mate had become 'the escape goat' following an incident at work.
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I've just read a letter from a chartered planning consultant to the local planning authority saying that their client took "the upmost care" of the site!

Cunts!
 
fellatio_Martinez

fellatio_Martinez

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Nick said:
Once heard some arranging to meet up for coffee and I was honestly disgusted by it.
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I was in Starbucks (not my idea) the other night and there were a gang of teens sitting in the corner drinking lattes. They thought they were hard lads too by the conversation I could hear them having.

What happened to drinking bottles of Strongbow in an alleyway and living in fear of getting bummed by nearby tramps?
 
Nick

Nick

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fellatio_Martinez said:
I was in Starbucks (not my idea) the other night and there were a gang of teens sitting in the corner drinking lattes. They thought they were hard lads too by the conversation I could hear them having.

What happened to drinking bottles of Strongbow in an alleyway and living in fear of getting bummed by nearby tramps?
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So you were noncing young lads in Starbucks? I am not sure what's worse to be fair.
 
Astute

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Marty said:
Car servicing, £230 local garage or £400 at the main dealer, they change a few filters and oils. Total rip off.
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MOT today. Car failed for the first time today. Headlight beam too high. Got serviced. 2 new tyres on front as they were getting a bit low and doing about 3k miles in less than 3 weeks. Tyres £82 each. Total bill £275.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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ajsccfc said:
Yes! That's the one I was trying to think of!

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If there's an uglier car in history I've yet to see it.
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Utter bastard to drive too! My dear departed dad bought one when he was in a wheelchair and it was the only conversion you could get where the wheelchair user was in the front passenger space so it made him feel like he was still in control. I never did when I was driving it but at least I couldn’t see how ugly it was while I was in it!!
 
fatso

fatso

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Cricketers that constantly fist bump!
What the fuck is that all about?
Honestly, they hit the ball, they fist bump.
They miss the ball, they fist bump, they stand stock still and let the ball fly past, then they fist bump, wtf!!!


Also, footballers who cross themselves and kiss a crucifix, before going on the pitch, ffs, your not in the trenches about to go over the top, your just kicking a bag of wind about for an hour and a half, get a grip for fucks sake!!!

Rant over.
 
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wingy

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OffenhamSkyBlue said:
Utter bastard to drive too! My dear departed dad bought one when he was in a wheelchair and it was the only conversion you could get where the wheelchair user was in the front passenger space so it made him feel like he was still in control. I never did when I was driving it but at least I couldn’t see how ugly it was while I was in it!!
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Yes
You don't look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.
 
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OffenhamSkyBlue

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wingy said:
Yes
You don't look at the mantle piece when stoking the fire.
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Quite!
A bit off-topic, but hear me out ... the missus and me would refer to this as a "Montparnasse Moment". When we went to Paris a few years ago, we read a great tip about the Eiffel Tower. You go up it, you can't actually see the fucking thing. And what's more, all (well some) of your photos will have Paris's only skyscraper in them - the 54 storey Montparnasse Tower. Better idea is to save yourself the twenty euros or whetever it costs to do the Eiffel, and go up to the viewing deck on the Montparnasse (about 5 euros, if memory serves). You get THE most fantastic view of the Eiffel from above, and don't get fleeced by the North African organised crime gangs selling shitty little plastic Eiffels every five paces!.
Recommended!
 
ccfc92

ccfc92

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Said it before, but just driven back from Southend, M25 weather was shocking, could hardly see the car in front and people in white/grey cars still driving around with no lights on.
 
fellatio_Martinez

fellatio_Martinez

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fernandopartridge said:
If you go into a cafe an hour or so before it closes and they start closing up around you, e.g. putting chairs on tables etc.
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That's a good one.

It boils my piss and I'm sure it's come about because the over worked, under paid staff want to leave at the actual closing time but it's not what I paid for.

I want a relaxing hot drink in a comfy seat. Not the sound of screeching tables and chairs being pulled around and the stench of cleaning spray wafting over the delicate chocolate notes of my flat white.
 
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