Things that annoy you (73 Viewers)

[skybluedan]

My mrs

 

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[Ian1779]

The government and there fucking farce with the war on drugs

This government that sanctions the selling of weapons to ISIS supporters, then whips up a frenzy about immigration and the war on terror.

 

[skybluedan]

This government that sanctions the selling of weapons to ISIS supporters, then whips up a frenzy about immigration and the war on terror.

They sanction the selling of weapons and I can't smoke weed legally The fuckers........

 

[RB1992]

Lazy people. Just generally. I work in a three-storey building and people genuinely wait and get a lift from the ground floor to the first when the stairs are right next to them.

I can understand those with disabilities etc, but I know for a fact some of the lardies I see getting into it everyday are fine to walk up

 

[Otis]

Sat in the office tired and bored, so here goes...

People who spell lose as "loose" and vice versa

People saying Council Lover and Neg Head and Brigade.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Sat in the office tired and bored, so here goes...

People who spell lose as "loose" and vice versa

When you have a hole in your pocket and you loose your lose change

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[Pipehitterz]

Has anybody seen the woman in the Ricoh Tesco who has the really good mullet? Sometimes she has it crimped as well.

Lived near her since I was a lad and she has always always had this style of haircut, from the 70's

 

[westcountry_skyblue]

Cyclists who ride 3/4 abreast on the road chatting to each other,Caravans that clog the motorways up.

 

[Otis]

Sat in the office tired and bored, so here goes...

People who spell lose as "loose" and vice versa

The one that pees me off is aloud.

My daughter is on Instagram and WhatsApp and obviously text and I kid you not, there must be at least 70% of the kids who says 'I am aloud to go,' or 'I am not aloud.'

Only seen my daughter and one other kid spell it properly.

Nearly as bad as 'your' instead of 'you're.'

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

London Wasps
Tim Fisher
My wife

 

[Samo]

People who ride mobility scooters because there just fat

Did it occur to you Dan, that they have become fat as a result of having to use the scooter?

 

[Samo]

Little bastards that play music on the bus. They could wear headphones but no, that wouldn't piss anybody off!

 

[Otis]

London Wasps
Tim Fisher
My wife

What would you do if your wife was Tim Fisher and he said he was getting a Wasps box seat?

 

[M&B Stand]

WH Smith trying to flog me slabs of chocolate for a quid when I only popped in for a paper.
The Post Office hard sell when posting a letter, want it recorded? want it by 9am tomorrow? . No it's just me nans Christmas card.

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

What would you do if your wife was Tim Fisher and he said he was getting a Wasps box seat?

Marry yours

 

[skybluedan]

Did it occur to you Dan, that they have become fat as a result of having to use the scooter?

Hence why I said mate given to them because they are fat , I just think that it is the worst thing to give them health wise ,not a lot of encouragement really,

 

[Samo]

Hence why I said mate given to them because they are fat , I just think that it is the worst thing to give them health wise ,not a lot of encouragement really,

But my point is they may NOT have been fat before being disabled.

 

[skybluedan]

Yes then if that is the case poor hem like BUT IF THEY ARE FAT BECAUSE they eat too much and go to the doctors and these professionals offer them scooters and no help to stop them being obese
They say as a country were obese well try and stop it then instead not make it worse , don't know about over there mate but it's like the wacky fuckin races over here

 

[Samo]

Yes then if that is the case poor hem like BUT IF THEY ARE FAT BECAUSE they eat too much and go to the doctors and these professionals offer them scooters and no help to stop them being obese
They say as a country were obese well try and stop it then instead not make it worse , don't know about over there mate but it's like the wacky fuckin races over here

Greedy bastards! :woot:

 

[Gazolba]

People who write or say "Would of" and "Could of" instead of "Would have" and "Could have".
People who write or say "Good" as an adverb instead of "Well" e.g. "He did good" instead of "He did well".

 

[Samo]

People who write or say "Would of" and "Could of" instead of "Would have" and "Could have".
People who write or say "Good" as an adverb instead of "Well" e.g. "He did good" instead of "He did well".

Oh hello, the grammar police have arrived!

 

[Gazolba]

Oh hello, the grammar police have arrived!

I've never corrected anyone's grammar. I would say more than annoying me it makes me sad that people can butcher the English language and not care.

 

[vow]

People who write or say "Would of" and "Could of" instead of "Would have" and "Could have".
People who write or say "Good" as an adverb instead of "Well" e.g. "He did good" instead of "He did well".

I feel "the boy did good" is a natural football saying!

 

[vow]

Or is it, "the boy done good"? :facepalm:

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Right here goes:
People who start sentences with So. Really is my number 1 hate
People who say pacific instead of specific
People hogging the middle lane on motorways
Young mums more interested in their mobile phones than talking to their kids
White lads, in fact any lads, who talk and act like they're from the hood
Nobs on their phones whilst driving
People who dont give any space to cyclists
People on bikes who ride 2 abreast in traffic
People who dont indicate in their cars

That'll do for now.

 

[Gazolba]

I feel "the boy did good" is a natural football saying!

Maybe common but not correct English.
"The boy done good" should be "The boy did well".

 

[Gazolba]

Right here goes:
People who start sentences with So. Really is my number 1 hate
People who say pacific instead of specific
People hogging the middle lane on motorways
Young mums more interested in their mobile phones than talking to their kids
White lads, in fact any lads, who talk and act like they're from the hood
Nobs on their phones whilst driving
People who dont give any space to cyclists
People on bikes who ride 2 abreast in traffic
People who dont indicate in their cars

That'll do for now.

So, I agree with all of those.
What about the couples I've seen out to dinner where both are checking their mobiles instead of talking to each other.
When I was dating, there were no mobile phones and couples actually looked at each other and talked.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

So, I agree with all of those.
What about the couples I've seen out to dinner where both are checking their mobiles instead of talking to each other.
When I was dating, there were no mobile phones and couples actually looked at each other and talked.

I was going to put that one but got disturbed and lost my train of though. Had to change a lightbulb upstairs to be pacific!
It really gets my goat when I see a couple sitting there over a meal texting. I fell like going up to them and starting a conversation with them just to break the silence.
I must be getting old.

 

[vow]

Maybe common but not correct English.
"The boy done good" should be "The boy did well".

Thanks for clearing that up, Gaz.
I'll sleep better now.

 

[dutchman]

Shop assistants/checkout girls who start a conversation with someone else while they're in the middle of serving me and suddenly act as if I don't even exist any more. :grumpy:

 

[Nick]

Maybe common but not correct English.
"The boy done good" should be "The boy did well".

Love pissing the wife off by saying "I am going to learn you"...

 

[Captain Dart]

Shop assistants/checkout girls who start a conversation with someone else while they're in the middle of serving me and suddenly act as if I don't even exist any more. :grumpy:

Ditto if you are next in queue & they are chatting to the previous customer about nothing job related.

 

[Captain Dart]

WH Smith trying to flog me slabs of chocolate for a quid when I only popped in for a paper.
The Post Office hard sell when posting a letter, want it recorded? want it by 9am tomorrow? . No it's just me nans Christmas card.

All up selling, ie fuck off I already told you what I want stop mithering me.
Sports Direct are particularly objectionable in that respect.

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

When your fat ass mother ln law uses your toilet and somehow breaks the flushing mechanism so it's still running and all she can do is laugh about it
Turned the water off as a precaution

 

[AJB1983]

People who say the word pacific or pacifically when they mean specifically...
And people who mispronounce the word pronunciation as pronounciation....