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Having to wake up daily at 5:25 for the toilet.
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A lot of the time on quiz shows contestants get told to give a brief explanation for their answer. For example, on The Chase, at the part where they are working the board 1v1 against the chaser, the contestants are told to elaborate on their answer when questioned by Bradley Walsh. Same goes for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire back in the day.
Source: Know people who were on both.
Nick
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No water before bed!
Otis
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Yep, get that and I know that goes on. Yesterday however this one bloke was the only one doing it. Three contestants and he was the only one.
Maybe the other two were too thick to elaborate on their answers.
Otis
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I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Dropping my bowl of soup in the office yesterday and spending 15 minutes trying to clean it up, whilst having dozens of eyes just staring at me for its entirety.
Followed by today everytime I leave my desk carrying ANYTHING person after person quipping up "don't drop it!" And then when I do a 'mock' drop in their direction getting the response "woahh what you doing that for!"
Followed by today everytime I leave my desk carrying ANYTHING person after person quipping up "don't drop it!" And then when I do a 'mock' drop in their direction getting the response "woahh what you doing that for!"
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Public transport.
Got to get to Berkswell station by half five. Naturally, living in Coventry, it'd seem not entirely unreasonable to get there by public transport.
From where I live, however, if I want to be there by half five (if I wanted just after I'd be fine) I have to leave my house at... half three.
Got to get to Berkswell station by half five. Naturally, living in Coventry, it'd seem not entirely unreasonable to get there by public transport.
From where I live, however, if I want to be there by half five (if I wanted just after I'd be fine) I have to leave my house at... half three.
Otis
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Otis
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I will need to cast my mind back .....
Just checked my records and looking at the entry for that day I went to the market to get a new watch strap and a lemon.
smouch1975
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Otis
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Where on earth did you find that photo of Uncle Brendan?
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Up earlier today!
dutchman
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And he will be the one they book to do another quiz show. There are people who make a living out of it.
Otis
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I knew some were coached, but it doesn't make it any less annoying.
Might try that ploy in Wilko's tomorrow. Approach an assistant on the gardening section.
'Excuse me, I don't want a spade and I don't want a fork and I don't want a pruner.'
'Errm, okay.'
'I don't want a hoe and I don't want shears.'
'Errm. right. So what is it you ARE looking for?'
'Hang on, I haven't finished yet. I don't want a tree loper and I don't want anything to trim the hedge. I don't want a hand trowel or a weeding tool. I don't want any pots or rakes. What I want is a lawn mower.'
So bloody annoying. Grrrrrrrrr.
Might try that ploy in Wilko's tomorrow. Approach an assistant on the gardening section.
'Excuse me, I don't want a spade and I don't want a fork and I don't want a pruner.'
'Errm, okay.'
'I don't want a hoe and I don't want shears.'
'Errm. right. So what is it you ARE looking for?'
'Hang on, I haven't finished yet. I don't want a tree loper and I don't want anything to trim the hedge. I don't want a hand trowel or a weeding tool. I don't want any pots or rakes. What I want is a lawn mower.'
So bloody annoying. Grrrrrrrrr.
Johnnythespider
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Yes, 2am on new years day ?
SkyBlue_Bear83
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skybluejelly
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you racist...
how do women in burkhas drive
Otis
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I don't do envelopes. I usually make my little window in a penis shape, knowing that at some point during my journey that someone is going to shout dick or nob at me.
Sky_Blue_Daz
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Sky putting Christmas films like elf, the polar express and Disneys Christmas carol on box office now
But in August they'll be on for free
But in August they'll be on for free
Johnnythespider
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2 things today, people who cross the road about 20 yards from a crossing and expect you to stop for them to amble across and secondly the trampy bloke I've just seen curling one out in front of somebody's house and wiping his arse with an old newspaper. Watch your step if you are walking near the co-op on the Ansty Rd
oakey
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Pedestrians crossing roads is one thing.
The people who annoy me are those who wander in car parks and seem oblivious to the fact that the CARS have right of way unless you are on a genuine pathway. Everywhere else is 'road' which you only walk on if there are no cars coming. Today in Solihull I was leaving the M & S car park in which you have to do a sharp turn near the doorway to the shops. A shopper came right out and continued across the gap despite this being the 'roadway'. Obviously I was expected to stop half way round the turn.
The people who annoy me are those who wander in car parks and seem oblivious to the fact that the CARS have right of way unless you are on a genuine pathway. Everywhere else is 'road' which you only walk on if there are no cars coming. Today in Solihull I was leaving the M & S car park in which you have to do a sharp turn near the doorway to the shops. A shopper came right out and continued across the gap despite this being the 'roadway'. Obviously I was expected to stop half way round the turn.
Pipehitterz
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fucking hell i was there earlier with the kids
i would have kicked his fucking head in if i'd seen that
olderskyblue
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Johnnythespider
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I couldn't believe what I was seeing, nearly pranged the car as I passed
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Trains and public transport. Had to get up at half five to get to work.
I only work in Warwick!
I only work in Warwick!