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Tommo1993

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Did the trip to cov yesterday and had loads of them cuntts on m27. Flashing their lights and fist waiving when I either undertook or cut back in from outside lane.

Oblivious, arrogant cuntts.

"LoRrY/sLoW lAnE, dRiViNg LaNe, FaSt LaNe..."

You can tell an awful lot about drivers if they call it ‘slow/fast’ lane.
 

Blind-Faith

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Works summer party this afternoon with a big announcement planned.

Turns out the bosses have purchased two brand new static caravans down in Dorset so all staff can have a free holiday. An absolutely top notch gesture , although after going on the website and seeing they are for sale at 55k each, can’t help but think there is some kind of tax doddle in it somewhere and that we would probably all be happier with an actual pay rise.

And what’s really got my fucking goat is I have no other half or kids so it’s going to be no fucking use to me anyway!

I feel like an absolute ungrateful prick, but what fucking use is this to me? Not everyone has the perfect little family married life. Cunts
 

Tommo1993

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Works summer party this afternoon with a big announcement planned.

Turns out the bosses have purchased two brand new static caravans down in Dorset so all staff can have a free holiday. An absolutely top notch gesture , although after going on the website and seeing they are for sale at 55k each, can’t help but think there is some kind of tax doddle in it somewhere and that we would probably all be happier with an actual pay rise.

And what’s really got my fucking goat is I have no other half or kids so it’s going to be no fucking use to me anyway!

I feel like an absolute ungrateful prick, but what fucking use is this to me? Not everyone has the perfect little family married life. Cunts

I’d be pretty let down by that as well. Big announcement, my left nut.
 
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Sky_Blue_Daz

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The wife ( again ) FaceTimes her mates who are out , and talks really loudly to them . She’s on a mobile phone , go upstairs
 

Sbarcher

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Works summer party this afternoon with a big announcement planned.

Turns out the bosses have purchased two brand new static caravans down in Dorset so all staff can have a free holiday. An absolutely top notch gesture , although after going on the website and seeing they are for sale at 55k each, can’t help but think there is some kind of tax doddle in it somewhere and that we would probably all be happier with an actual pay rise.

And what’s really got my fucking goat is I have no other half or kids so it’s going to be no fucking use to me anyway!

I feel like an absolute ungrateful prick, but what fucking use is this to me? Not everyone has the perfect little family married life. Cunts
Why not take your effing goat with you?
 

LastGarrison

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Works summer party this afternoon with a big announcement planned.

Turns out the bosses have purchased two brand new static caravans down in Dorset so all staff can have a free holiday. An absolutely top notch gesture , although after going on the website and seeing they are for sale at 55k each, can’t help but think there is some kind of tax doddle in it somewhere and that we would probably all be happier with an actual pay rise.

And what’s really got my fucking goat is I have no other half or kids so it’s going to be no fucking use to me anyway!

I feel like an absolute ungrateful prick, but what fucking use is this to me? Not everyone has the perfect little family married life. Cunts
Couple of hookers, big pile of cocaine and some Grey Goose.

Job's a good 'un!
 
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Sick Boy

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Works summer party this afternoon with a big announcement planned.

Turns out the bosses have purchased two brand new static caravans down in Dorset so all staff can have a free holiday. An absolutely top notch gesture , although after going on the website and seeing they are for sale at 55k each, can’t help but think there is some kind of tax doddle in it somewhere and that we would probably all be happier with an actual pay rise.

And what’s really got my fucking goat is I have no other half or kids so it’s going to be no fucking use to me anyway!

I feel like an absolute ungrateful prick, but what fucking use is this to me? Not everyone has the perfect little family married life. Cunts
The culture around bullshit stuff like pizza Friday, beer fridges, ping pong tables etc is a load of bollocks - most workers would just prefer a pay rise and the possibility of flexible working.
 

Skybluefaz

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Works summer party this afternoon with a big announcement planned.

Turns out the bosses have purchased two brand new static caravans down in Dorset so all staff can have a free holiday. An absolutely top notch gesture , although after going on the website and seeing they are for sale at 55k each, can’t help but think there is some kind of tax doddle in it somewhere and that we would probably all be happier with an actual pay rise.

And what’s really got my fucking goat is I have no other half or kids so it’s going to be no fucking use to me anyway!

I feel like an absolute ungrateful prick, but what fucking use is this to me? Not everyone has the perfect little family married life. Cunts
I've got a wife and 2 kids. A week in a caravan by myself sounds like bliss!
 

stay_up_skyblues

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I've got a wife and 2 kids. A week in a caravan by myself sounds like bliss!

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The culture around bullshit stuff like pizza Friday, beer fridges, ping pong tables etc is a load of bollocks - most workers would just prefer a pay rise and the possibility of flexible working.

Exactly! Plus not EVERYONE benefits from this, a pay rise across the board would of been fair and much much much better
 
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skybluesam66

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Its pretentious shit for social media.
Also if you holiday in a company caravan, be prepared for the benefit in kind tax bill
if you are higher rate, the 40% will probably be in line with what you could pick up your own choice of holiday for
 

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Pricks getting so offended by people trying to merge correctly.

All sat in the inside lane tailing back for a mile, then you get the cunts half pulling out to straddle both lanes.
 

skybluesam66

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Pricks getting so offended by people trying to merge correctly.

All sat in the inside lane tailing back for a mile, then you get the cunts half pulling out to straddle both lanes.
Agree , albeit in many cases the road design is so bad, that you can understand some of the anger
 
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fernandopartridge

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The culture around bullshit stuff like pizza Friday, beer fridges, ping pong tables etc is a load of bollocks - most workers would just prefer a pay rise and the possibility of flexible working.
Amen to that. Likewise flexible working in my case being forced to work from home even if I don't want to
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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The clubs bleeding sizing for clothes. Ricoh return shirt in xl was like a nighty so I spent my voucher on the coach shirt in large. Come today and it’s like a tank top.
 
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Tommo1993

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The clubs bleeding sizing for clothes. Ricoh return shirt in xl was like a nighty so I spent my voucher on the coach shirt in large. Come today and it’s like a tank top.

It’s dodgy Hummel sizing. Seem very inconsistent to past products. Nike were good, just naff designs.
 

oakey

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When you're out for a meal in a group and perusing the menu and people ask what you're going to order.
Mind your own business. I don't give a rat's arse what you order so why do you care what I eat?
 

oakey

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So your a restaurant and you don't ask your friends what they are ordering?
No. I don't care as long as they're happy.
Food is to eat not to discuss. It's always seemed a weird middle class habit to discuss food.
 
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stay_up_skyblues

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No. I don't care as long as they're happy.
Food is to eat not to discuss. It's always seemed a weird middle class habit to discuss food.

In the lead up to my annual Christmas curry with the lads we start discussing over the WhatsApp group what we’re gonna have from about mid-October…
 
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Sbarcher

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While we're on the subject. Completely agree with this.


Definitely agree!
My wife went out with friends for a Chinese. She is a veggie and when the meals came out everyone dug into each others. Now, all the others were meaty ones so my wife was left with only a couple of mouthfuls of her own meal!
 
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