Nick
Administrator
I like it when people do ring me at work and say they are going to cancel because it's cheaper elsewhere. "OK I will cancel this for you"
A lot of the time they shit themselves.
If you're actually willing to drop the service and leave it must come through in your voice, there have been times I've been angling for a sweet deal and never got it but was quite happy this time to ditch the lot and just get one of those Freeview HDR boxes instead.
Nick - you are a sadist!I like it when people do ring me at work and say they are going to cancel because it's cheaper elsewhere. "OK I will cancel this for you"
A lot of the time they shit themselves.
Nick - you are a sadist!
The IVR of every single large company I phone says 'we're really busy right now, you call is important to us'. Not so important that you can't employ enough staff to answer phones within 30 mins though obviously...Twats.
I love that ones that no matter how many times you call are always 'experiencing a high volume of calls', if you've permanently got more calls than you can answer you haven't got enough staff!Was looking for a contact number last night and the website for the company said “our lines are usually busy so please only call in an emergency” wel hire some fucking staff then!!
The ones in the Devon bar only seem to work if it can take your pulse!!!!Automated hand dryers that only activate when your wrists align with the blower.
My GPS automated response always says there are experiencing a high volume of calls and that they have 'a zero tolerance policy'.At my previous company the official automated response from their complaints department was something along the lines of ‘We are experiencing an unprecedented number of emails and will endeavour to respond to you within 14 days’.
What company outwardly wants to basically tell their customers that they are shit and inundated with complaints so get in line.
Madness.
especially annoying for Umpa LumpasAutomated hand dryers that only activate when your wrists align with the blower.
are you talking about cricketers or umpa lumpas?And when they work they blow out bloody cold air!
To be fair to him it was or is very near the anniversary of his dads death. I think that probably had more to do with it.Cricketers (e.g. Jonny Bairstow today) celebrating individual milestones (scoring 100 today) whilst playing a part in a completely shit team performance. (i.e. a 5-0 series loss)
mmm, not wishing to appear mean, but he died 24 years ago.To be fair to him it was or is very near the anniversary of his dads death. I think that probably had more to do with it.
Have managed to get 1 of them working once in the last 3 years!The ones in the Devon bar only seem to work if it can take your pulse!!!!
I hate myself when I do it by mistake.Tossers driving around with full beam on.
I hate myself when I do it by mistake.
Tossers driving round with only 1 headlight or 1 headlight pointing to the sky looking for low flying aircraft, just get your lights sorted out ffs!Tossers driving around with full beam on.
It’s a struggle. I haven’t done it often but when I have I’ve felt like driving off the road.How do you live with yourself?
It’s a struggle. I haven’t done it often but when I have I’ve felt like driving off the road.
The worst thing I did recently was give out to a driver who pulled out from a side road, right in front of me. The fucker! I gave him all sorts of shit. Until he patiently pointed out to me I was still signalling left…the road he’d just come from.
It’s a struggle.
You monster!I have those lights that go onto beam when it’s quite and adjust when the traffic comes, obviously it takes part of a second to switch over and you get loads of flashes as it t changes.
When the label on your shirt digs in to the back of your neck
The "teams" way of working.
Ask a simple question in an email and instead of answer you get "Let's set up a team's call".
No, I get that you want to act busy but it will take you 2 minutes to answer my question. It doesn't take an hour on teams to figure it out.
Said this yesterday. Phone me dickhead.
The "teams" way of working.
Ask a simple question in an email and instead of answer you get "Let's set up a team's call".
No, I get that you want to act busy but it will take you 2 minutes to answer my question. It doesn't take an hour on teams to figure it out.
Not sure this is exclusive to Teams. My old place loved a pointless IRL meeting that should’ve been an email.
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