Get yourself one of those electric bikes.
You'd do it in 35 mins max.
Get yourself one of those electric bikes.Trains and public transport. Had to get up at half five to get to work.
I only work in Warwick!
Backstreet minicab driver IMO. B-)Yes, 2am on new years day ?
What time do you start ? Is there no one on here that could give northern a lift if heading that way.Trains and public transport. Had to get up at half five to get to work.
I only work in Warwick!
Most of the time I driveWhat time do you start ? Is there no one on here that could give northern a lift if heading that way.
Simple.Most of the time I drivebut today was train because it was my performance appraisal, and I'll need a pint or three from lunchtime!
(Afternoon taken off, in the unlikely event management are watching... although management going with me anyway!)
On the one hand, I was kind of flattered to be asked if I was over 25 when buying a cutlery set in Asda, on the other hand I was kind of baffled why you have to be over 25 to buy one - how do 23yos eat?!?Getting ID' in the supermarket where I've never been ID' & not having any ID on me and then having a ridiculous conversation where I ask the ID'er & her manager do I look 17 or younger "No" so I must be 18 or over.
"We have a challenge 25 policy"
"Yes but I am 27 so you got that wrong as well!"
On the one hand, I was kind of flattered to be asked if I was over 25 when buying a cutlery set in Asda, on the other hand I was kind of baffled why you have to be over 25 to buy one - how do 23yos eat?!?
I resisted pointing out if I wanted to damage somebody, the fork would do more damage than the dinner knives they supplied!
One of my mates got Challenged at Tesco buying a few packets of paracetamol and washing powder when the cashier said he couldn't buy so many packs of Paracetmol , he said "why"
She said "you could overdose"
He replied" yeah I was planning on doing all my washing first before overdosing!"
I once got asked in a bar after ordering a glass of Tequila and I glass of lemonde; "You are going to mix these and slam them aren't you". "Er, yes". "Ok, fair enough" - honesty pays
Same with Snakebite and black, some places are right dicks about it. "we cant serve that".
"Ok, give me a pint of lager and a half a cider and black"
"OK"
Same with Snakebite and black, some places are right dicks about it. "we cant serve that".
"Ok, give me a pint of lager and a half a cider and black"
"OK"
Bailey's and cider? Why would you!!!Can actually take your drinks off your for something like that. While there isn't a problem with snakebite, one of my colleagues got bollocked the other week by the manager, as he decided to serve a shot of baileys, and half a pint of cider, as well as giving them a glass so they could mix them...
Well of course, it ended up badly, obviously it curdles, but that's apparently the idea, 3 grown men ended up spewing all over the bathroom and who was left to clear it up... me....
So another thing to add to the list of annoying things... stupid colleagues.
Did they serve them in a stupid little chip fryer basket?'Twice-cooked chips'
Surely that's one more cooking than they need?!?
I find people that make lists that are too long so annoying.Male grooming
SISU
Body fat
Polluted air
The plight of the elephants, tigers, rhino and other endangered animals
The acclaim handed out to British actors because they happen to be British and an actor - Jim Broadbent, looking at you now
Left wing CoE bishops
Reality TV
Central America
Cyclists when they go through red lights, cycle on the pavement, don't use light, have earphones etc
Young people who think a good use of time is spending all Saturday or Sunday with their mates in a foody pub
People talking on their phones in the quiet zone
Seeded grapes
Paul Mason
Mini versions of supermarkets
The national debt
Hovercrafts
Bells
Cling film
Windmills
The idea that DRS has increased the number of LBWs given to spinners in Test cricket
Home baking
The later episodes of Jonathan Creek
The queue at the airport to make sure you're not on last and risking having your bag put in the hold
Calculators that do not work properly
Dirt
The generally very poor degree of general knowledge and specifically geopgraphical knowledge of most memebers of the public
The need to shave
The sun (not the newspaper, the actual sun)
The Sun newspaper
People who walk too quickly or too slowly
Smoky Bacon crisps
Most forms of technology
Gillingham
The fact that when you keep a mug full of pens on your desk ready when needed, half of them never work
Monopoly
Cartridge damage
Archer's
The Archers
The 4th Indiana Jones movie and the Star Wars prequels
Bad grammar from people who should know better
Dark / red bitter
Beetles
The Beatles.
That's all I can think of for now.
Every list should be 10 items or less because that's how many fingers we have.
Same with Snakebite and black, some places are right dicks about it. "we cant serve that".
"Ok, give me a pint of lager and a half a cider and black"
"OK"
They deserve a whole separate rant!Did they serve them in a stupid little chip fryer basket?
Or doubly enhancing the flavour.They deserve a whole separate rant!
So we can conclude cooking chips more than once = recycling old shite?
They deserve a whole separate rant!
So we can conclude cooking chips more than once = recycling old shite?
Do share!!It's okay, I just Googled it.
Do share!!
'Twice-cooked chips'
Surely that's one more cooking than they need?!?
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