OffenhamSkyBlue
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And misuse of a tutu too
Sky_Blue_Daz
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I was politely mugged the other day at the Tesco up the Ricoh . I was putting my shopping in the car and a guy told me he was homeless and could he take the trolley back and have the pound . I said yes as I walked up to the pet shop I noticed another guy with him and they were walking up and down the car park looking for shoppers to target .
vow
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Nowt wrong with Desmond.
LastGarrison
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‘Auditors’ who post their shit videos all over Social Media.
What actually is the point of these?
What actually is the point of these?
LastGarrison
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LastGarrison
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And the others who go and take videos of Job Centres, Prisons, Old Bill stations etc.
LastGarrison
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LastGarrison
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oscillatewildly
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What is this 'Ricoh', you speak of?
Tommo1993
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People buying concert tickets and reselling them not even 5 hours later.
Coldplay have added a few dates next year in Cardiff and Manchester that went on sale at 10am this morning. We thought we bought two as it charged us, as did thousands of other people apparently.
The £60-80 tickets are now going for £250+. Snakes.
Coldplay have added a few dates next year in Cardiff and Manchester that went on sale at 10am this morning. We thought we bought two as it charged us, as did thousands of other people apparently.
The £60-80 tickets are now going for £250+. Snakes.
stay_up_skyblues
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Whey back in the mid 00’s Eminem played Wembley for the first time. Announced one show. We all got tickets and my mate thought he’d make a few quid so forked out another £500 on extras to sell at x3 face value. Weasel.
Anyway, after he sold one for big money, Eminem announced a second night. That didn’t quite sell out so he was lumbered with the extra tickets. Justice
BodicoteSkyBlue
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Barbers! Taking my grandson for a haircut, since when have you needed an appointment at a barbershop??
Nick
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Depends if you're going to a posh one or a boss man.
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Deleted member 5849
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Mortgage valuers. How can you miscount the number of bedrooms in a house, unless you're buying a castle?!?
Sick Boy
Super Moderator
For a while now if it’s decent.
shmmeee
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I dunno, some of the rooms I’ve seen estate agents pass off as “bedrooms”…
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Deleted member 5849
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There are only three rooms upstairs, and one of them is the bathroom! So unless they're counting the shed as a bedroom...
“I bought a house, it's a two bedroom house, but I think it's up to me to decide how many bedrooms there are. This bedroom has an oven in it. This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV.”
Blind-Faith
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They do it to provoke a reaction from security/police etc, show off their knowledge of the most ridiculous laws or subsections of legislation your average security guard/cop wouldn’t know, and thus the likes it gets.
Best thing if you ever encounter one is to not engage at all.
Alan Dugdales Moustache
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"5"door cars.
No. It's got 4.
No. It's got 4.
shmmeee
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Nah, just dive in from the hall.
Mcbean
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leaving the door open !
eastwoodsdustman
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First home game of the season and you have some new gobby gimp shouting shite behind you
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/insert poster of choice
Bugsy
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Bit of talc and pimp slap that fucker had a few around me and if I had some Johnson & Johnson people would see that Mark .
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Pre warned lol
Bugsy
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Nose ointment cunts