Two step verification on everything, fuck off.
We’re too busy thinking about important things you’ll never understand.At times it feels like whoever is employed to paint lines on the road to help people know how roads work is wasting almost as much of their time as whoever installs indicators for Audi.
Also - change your password every fucking month and it must be more than 12 characters but no more than 13, can't have two letters of the alphabet within 5 letters of each other either way, and must have about 9 special charactersTwo step verification on everything, fuck off.
And can't be a password you used in 2007Also - change your password every fucking month and it must be more than 12 characters but no more than 13, can't have two letters of the alphabet within 5 letters of each other either way, and must have about 9 special characters
Three words or a phrase is what our security team have started going with, but apparently password-password-password still is a bad one.
Now youve told everyone that your password is “three words”Three words is the best password. Length matters more than complexity.
Length matters more than complexity.
Three words is the best password. Length matters more than complexity.
It's why I find the concept of a password manager funny. (Obviously I use the one on Chrome because I'm lazy and what that sweet, sweet autofill)IT support go power mad on passwords. The best password is one that’s long and easy to remember so you don’t write it down. The idea of different characters and the like is outdated with modern cracking methods.
My wife had an accident. Gave way to a police car with blue lights on, car behind didn't. Not her fault, stellar witnesses(!) and other driver accepted fault.Insurance companies trying to have your pants down on renewal.
Get to fuck. Why try and add £150 onto last year's when most other places are now £50-£100 cheaper than last years.
It's why I find the concept of a password manager funny. (Obviously I use the one on Chrome because I'm lazy and what that sweet, sweet autofill)
"So you never have to remember all your passwords or write them down, store them behind one single password that, if discovered, will mean someone can steal your entire identity rather than just see what favourites you've saved on the Tesco website"
and 'three words' is only two words, so he's not even following his own adviceNow youve told everyone that your password is “three words”
The central IT team at our Academy trust have decided that supply teacher accounts have to have brand new password every single day…. Absolute nonsenseIT support go power mad on passwords. The best password is one that’s long and easy to remember so you don’t write it down. The idea of different characters and the like is outdated with modern cracking methods.
The central IT team at our Academy trust have decided that supply teacher accounts have to have brand new password every single day…. Absolute nonsense
Some seats are just not big enough. If I have a middle seat I'm over on both sides. So I always take a window seat and try my best but it isn't easy.Pricks on aeroplane seats who go over my space onto my seat. Like I don’t want to spend the flight touching you…there’s absolutely no public transport situation where I want to be or need to be touching someone
Buy two seats then it shouldn’t be my problem you can’t fit into a standers seatSome seats are just not big enough. If I have a middle seat I'm over on both sides. So I always take a window seat and try my best but it isn't easy.
Trains are just as bad. My shoulders are wider than the seats. I can sit at an angle but then my legs go over to the space of the next seat.
I'm now a (nearly) slimline 16st. I didn't get to choose my size. They offer extra legroom but how often do you get to choose a wider seat?
As they say in Wales, Cwtch up lads!Buy two seats then it shouldn’t be my problem you can’t fit into a standers seat
To be fair u got it from CBS to kushi you lazy prick lolTaxi drivers getting arsey because you want to go somewhere not miles away. Fine prick, I'll get an Uber instead and save money while not having to use cash.
Who or what is a kushiTo be fair u got it from CBS to kushi you lazy prick lol
Indian restaurant .connected to the hub pubWho or what is a kushi
No idea where that is eitherIndian restaurant .connected to the hub pub
Fucking hell it's close to the CBS!!No idea where that is either
Fucking hell it's close to the CBS!!
Never mind!
Kush is solidTo be fair u got it from CBS to kushi you lazy prick lol
never been on a bus/train, and a really fit girl sits next to you? Wouldn't say no to the occasional 'slight rub'…there’s absolutely no public transport situation where I want to be or need to be touching someone
Had a hat trick on the trains today.never been on a bus/train, and a really fit girl sits next to you? Wouldn't say no to the occasional 'slight rub'
sorry about the second oneHad a hat trick on the trains today.
First train Saudi Arabia FC fans on the Fosters at 8.30
Second train someone who hasn't heard of showering
Third train someone chomping and slurping away
Sneezed on all of them in retaliation
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