Things that annoy you (66 Viewers)

[Nick]

Two step verification on everything, fuck off.

"Enables it on FP's Account here"

 

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[ccfc922]

Stomach bugs, most pointless things ever. Wankers.

 

[Sick Boy]

At times it feels like whoever is employed to paint lines on the road to help people know how roads work is wasting almost as much of their time as whoever installs indicators for Audi.

We’re too busy thinking about important things you’ll never understand.

 

[robbiekeane]

Two step verification on everything, fuck off.

Also - change your password every fucking month and it must be more than 12 characters but no more than 13, can't have two letters of the alphabet within 5 letters of each other either way, and must have about 9 special characters

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Also - change your password every fucking month and it must be more than 12 characters but no more than 13, can't have two letters of the alphabet within 5 letters of each other either way, and must have about 9 special characters

And can't be a password you used in 2007

 

[shmmeee]

IT support go power mad on passwords. The best password is one that’s long and easy to remember so you don’t write it down. The idea of different characters and the like is outdated with modern cracking methods.

 

[ajsccfc]

Three words or a phrase is what our security team have started going with, but apparently password-password-password still is a bad one.

 

[shmmeee]

Three words or a phrase is what our security team have started going with, but apparently password-password-password still is a bad one.

Three words is the best password. Length matters more than complexity.

 

[olderskyblue]

Three words is the best password. Length matters more than complexity.

Now youve told everyone that your password is “three words”

 

[robbiekeane]

Length matters more than complexity.

 

[SBAndy]

Three words is the best password. Length matters more than complexity.

Pick 3 Cov players at random. Name and squad number. Sorted. And changes every season.

 

[Nick]

Insurance companies trying to have your pants down on renewal.

Get to fuck. Why try and add £150 onto last year's when most other places are now £50-£100 cheaper than last years.

 

[shmmeee]

I was desperately looking for a penis joke but couldn’t find one.

 

[SkyBlueSoul]

IT support go power mad on passwords. The best password is one that’s long and easy to remember so you don’t write it down. The idea of different characters and the like is outdated with modern cracking methods.

It's why I find the concept of a password manager funny. (Obviously I use the one on Chrome because I'm lazy and what that sweet, sweet autofill)

"So you never have to remember all your passwords or write them down, store them behind one single password that, if discovered, will mean someone can steal your entire identity rather than just see what favourites you've saved on the Tesco website"

 

[Deleted member 5849]

Insurance companies trying to have your pants down on renewal.

Get to fuck. Why try and add £150 onto last year's when most other places are now £50-£100 cheaper than last years.

My wife had an accident. Gave way to a police car with blue lights on, car behind didn't. Not her fault, stellar witnesses(!) and other driver accepted fault.

For some reason *my* insurance goes up because of that because my wife is a named driver!

 

[shmmeee]

It's why I find the concept of a password manager funny. (Obviously I use the one on Chrome because I'm lazy and what that sweet, sweet autofill)

"So you never have to remember all your passwords or write them down, store them behind one single password that, if discovered, will mean someone can steal your entire identity rather than just see what favourites you've saved on the Tesco website"

I mean you’d have to get past 2FA to get into my password manager. But it’s a similar issue where people use the same password. I got hacked back when the PSN leak happened and changed my security then. With most things moving to 2FA hopefully it’s less of an issue. I’ve had someone trying to hack my Evernote password for months but haven’t used Evernote in about ten years and if they want to find a bunch of meeting notes from when I was a teacher crack on frankly

 

[richnrg]

Now youve told everyone that your password is “three words”

and 'three words' is only two words, so he's not even following his own advice

 

[Ian1779]

IT support go power mad on passwords. The best password is one that’s long and easy to remember so you don’t write it down. The idea of different characters and the like is outdated with modern cracking methods.

The central IT team at our Academy trust have decided that supply teacher accounts have to have brand new password every single day…. Absolute nonsense

 

[robbiekeane]

Pricks on aeroplane seats who go over my space onto my seat. Like I don’t want to spend the flight touching you…there’s absolutely no public transport situation where I want to be or need to be touching someone

 

[shmmeee]

The central IT team at our Academy trust have decided that supply teacher accounts have to have brand new password every single day…. Absolute nonsense

But what if the Russians steal the emails from the head saying to set Homework??

Why has a supply teacher even got access to anything of any importance?

 

[Astute]

Pricks on aeroplane seats who go over my space onto my seat. Like I don’t want to spend the flight touching you…there’s absolutely no public transport situation where I want to be or need to be touching someone

Some seats are just not big enough. If I have a middle seat I'm over on both sides. So I always take a window seat and try my best but it isn't easy.

Trains are just as bad. My shoulders are wider than the seats. I can sit at an angle but then my legs go over to the space of the next seat.

I'm now a (nearly) slimline 16st. I didn't get to choose my size. They offer extra legroom but how often do you get to choose a wider seat?

 

[robbiekeane]

Some seats are just not big enough. If I have a middle seat I'm over on both sides. So I always take a window seat and try my best but it isn't easy.

Trains are just as bad. My shoulders are wider than the seats. I can sit at an angle but then my legs go over to the space of the next seat.

I'm now a (nearly) slimline 16st. I didn't get to choose my size. They offer extra legroom but how often do you get to choose a wider seat?

Buy two seats then it shouldn’t be my problem you can’t fit into a standers seat

 

[Terry_dactyl]

Buy two seats then it shouldn’t be my problem you can’t fit into a standers seat

As they say in Wales, Cwtch up lads!

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Taxi drivers getting arsey because you want to go somewhere not miles away. Fine prick, I'll get an Uber instead and save money while not having to use cash.

 

[covcity4life]

Taxi drivers getting arsey because you want to go somewhere not miles away. Fine prick, I'll get an Uber instead and save money while not having to use cash.

To be fair u got it from CBS to kushi you lazy prick lol

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

To be fair u got it from CBS to kushi you lazy prick lol

Who or what is a kushi

 

[covcity4life]

Who or what is a kushi

Indian restaurant .connected to the hub pub

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Indian restaurant .connected to the hub pub

No idea where that is either

 

[covcity4life]

No idea where that is either

Fucking hell it's close to the CBS!!

Never mind!

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

Fucking hell it's close to the CBS!!

Never mind!

 

[robbiekeane]

To be fair u got it from CBS to kushi you lazy prick lol

Kush is solid

 

[Sky Blue Pete]

People at football grounds who think sod it im gonna run on the pitch.

 

[richnrg]

…there’s absolutely no public transport situation where I want to be or need to be touching someone

never been on a bus/train, and a really fit girl sits next to you? Wouldn't say no to the occasional 'slight rub'

 

[Brighton Sky Blue]

never been on a bus/train, and a really fit girl sits next to you? Wouldn't say no to the occasional 'slight rub'

Had a hat trick on the trains today.

First train Saudi Arabia FC fans on the Fosters at 8.30
Second train someone who hasn't heard of showering
Third train someone chomping and slurping away

Sneezed on all of them in retaliation

 

[richnrg]

Had a hat trick on the trains today.

First train Saudi Arabia FC fans on the Fosters at 8.30
Second train someone who hasn't heard of showering
Third train someone chomping and slurping away

Sneezed on all of them in retaliation

sorry about the second one