Things that annoy you (24 Viewers)

shmmeee · Feb 13, 2017

I was just talking about finding some stones and nicking them lol.

I honestly thought people wouldn't be selfish enough to drive over a flower bed, but maybe that's my naive faith in humanity.

You won't get the council to fine anyone.

Get onto them though, maybe they'd pay for posts to be put in or something.

Nick · Feb 13, 2017

Roads are full of pricks tonight

M6 woman decided to do an emergency stop for no reason, went past and she was busy with her ecig

Ansty road Tesco van forgets what mirrors are for as I go past, good job nobody is behind me else there would have been a mess.

Van with trailer pulls into middle lane on m6 a few cars in front, think he forgot about trailer and car slammed on. Totally oblivious.

wingy · Feb 13, 2017

Ok
Twats in the highways dept that thought it was a smart idea to create street parking bays, where everyone street parked anyway.
Yet under the old regime it was illegal to park within 15 metres of a junction and generally yellow lined.
Now by extending out the pavement and kerb at any junction it's impossible to see traffic approaching as you edge out from a T junction or cross Rd due to vehicles parked within a couple of metres.

Edit
Can we have a wanker/jerkit emoji again Nick?

wingy · Feb 13, 2017

Not having a wanker emoji.

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 13, 2017

wingy said:
Not having a wanker emoji.

works for me.

You

wingy · Feb 13, 2017

:dummy:

wingy said:
Not having a wanker emoji.

Nah haven't been able to insult anyone since Nick changed the site or switched to SISUs server . :-o B-)

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 13, 2017

wingy said:
:dummy:
Nah haven't been able to insult anyone since Nick changed the site or switched to SISUs server . :-o B-)

shmmeee · Feb 13, 2017

wingy said:
Ok
Twats in the highways dept that thought it was a smart idea to create street parking bays, where everyone street parked anyway.
Yet under the old regime it was illegal to park within 15 metres of a junction and generally yellow lined.
Now by extending out the pavement and kerb at any junction it's impossible to see traffic approaching as you edge out from a T junction or cross Rd due to vehicles parked within a couple of metres.

Edit
Can we have a wander/jerkit emoji again Nick?

There's just too many cars at the end of the day. Living on a terrace street is a nightmare, just not built for the 21st century.

My mate lives up on the old Marconi site and it's no better there even though he's got a drive and garage.

Bring back proper houses!

Sick Boy · Feb 13, 2017

The running down of the NHS and the ever increasing prospect of privatisation.

Sick Boy · Feb 13, 2017

The ever increasing Americanisation of British English.

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 13, 2017

Anyway, apologies to those who think differently but Valentine's Day.

To my mind it's an easy way out for those who shit on each other the rest of the year, but buy a few roses on one day and all is OK. And let's not get started on going out for meals, with a load of other couples being forced to be romantic towards one another, in a very Public Display of Affection that's always forced and not a little trite.

And what's with all the offers? Morrison's are doing two steaks for a fiver. Great! But how in God's name does getting a cheap steak, that's openly flagged as a cheap steak, say I Love You?

Still, one bonus is the hundreds of men in Morrison's right now, furiously picking a sappy, horrendous card so they're not in the doghouse and, if their missus is really lucky, they might get some kind of revolting chocolate, at a Vastly Reduced Price, to go with their steak.

It's all love love love... but not in a genuine way.

Buy your loved one a meal on the 15th ffs, and avoid the artificial horror!

eastwoodsdustman · Feb 13, 2017

The student nurse bitch who decided to park across my drive last night, and guess fucking what, her heap of shit polo is still there! The stupid cow went to work this afternoon and left it fucking there. Spoke to her pierced and tatoo'd housemate who says she'll ask her to move it. If its there tomorrow then I will be arranging for it to be towed. Nearly a full house, Idiot Students Ignorant people and shit drivers all rolled into one.

Covstu · Feb 13, 2017

Deleted member 5849 said:
Anyway, apologies to those who think differently but Valentine's Day.

To my mind it's an easy way out for those who shit on each other the rest of the year, but buy a few roses on one day and all is OK. And let's not get started on going out for meals, with a load of other couples being forced to be romantic towards one another, in a very Public Display of Affection that's always forced and not a little trite.

And what's with all the offers? Morrison's are doing two steaks for a fiver. Great! But how in God's name does getting a cheap steak, that's openly flagged as a cheap steak, say I Love You?

Still, one bonus is the hundreds of men in Morrison's right now, furiously picking a sappy, horrendous card so they're not in the doghouse and, if their missus is really lucky, they might get some kind of revolting chocolate, at a Vastly Reduced Price, to go with their steak.

It's all love love love... but not in a genuine way.

Buy your loved one a meal on the 15th ffs, and avoid the artificial horror!

We avoid this day on purpose because of these reasons!

Covstu · Feb 13, 2017

eastwoodsdustman said:
The student nurse bitch who decided to park across my drive last night, and guess fucking what, her heap of shit polo is still there! The stupid cow went to work this afternoon and left it fucking there. Spoke to her pierced and tatoo'd housemate who says she'll ask her to move it. If its there tomorrow then I will be arranging for it to be towed. Nearly a full house, Idiot Students Ignorant people and shit drivers all rolled into one.

Roll it over!

Deleted member 5849 · Feb 13, 2017

Poundland is selling a three course Valentine's Day dinner for £7

wingy · Feb 13, 2017

Deleted member 5849 said:
Poundland is selling a three course Valentine's Day dinner for £7

The scamming bastards I make that£1.16.65p per course per person, approx. :-o

Westendlad · Feb 13, 2017

shmmeee said:
So annoying....

Sorry i meant verbally......!!

Gazolba · Feb 14, 2017

Sick Boy said:
The ever increasing Americanisation of British English.

If you research the differences between British and American English, a lot of the ways they spell and pronounce things in the US actually go back further in English History and are quite English in derivation. An interesting book on this subject is
Mother Tongue: The Story of the English Language by Bill Bryson

RB1992 · Feb 14, 2017

eastwoodsdustman said:
The student nurse bitch who decided to park across my drive last night, and guess fucking what, her heap of shit polo is still there! The stupid cow went to work this afternoon and left it fucking there. Spoke to her pierced and tatoo'd housemate who says she'll ask her to move it. If its there tomorrow then I will be arranging for it to be towed. Nearly a full house, Idiot Students Ignorant people and shit drivers all rolled into one.

Do you have a dropped kerb? If not, she's more than entitled to park there.

eastwoodsdustman · Feb 14, 2017

RB1992 said:
Do you have a dropped kerb? If not, she's more than entitled to park there.

Yes, and she's not! Its moved now thank goodness.

skybluesam66 · Feb 15, 2017

Milton Keynes commuters
1. Ever try getting off the train there - impossible, they block the door so you cant get out. I have developed 2 tactics
a) Just stand there until they move - by which time people have got in via other doors and taken all available seats
b) If they still dont move, as I push through them, make sure I swing the laptop bag as hard as i can, ensuring I take at least one of them out

2. Driving past the motorway junction - this was today. 2 Drivers joined at that junction, I pulled into the middle lane to let them on, and both thought I want to go fast, I am going to move straight to the outside lane without looking- both nearly took me out

We'll_live_and_die · Feb 15, 2017

Nick said:
Roads are full of pricks tonight

Van with trailer pulls into middle lane on m6 a few cars in front, think he forgot about trailer and car slammed on. Totally oblivious.

I drove into a trailer in Nuneaton once. Car in front stopped at an island and the trailer was the type you put cars on, so real low. I didn't notice it as I was nattering to the passenger. Only notice when there was a jolt and the front end lifted as it went onto the trailer.

Wyken Sky Blue · Feb 15, 2017

Deleted member 5849 said:
Anyway, apologies to those who think differently but Valentine's Day.

To my mind it's an easy way out for those who shit on each other the rest of the year, but buy a few roses on one day and all is OK. And let's not get started on going out for meals, with a load of other couples being forced to be romantic towards one another, in a very Public Display of Affection that's always forced and not a little trite.

And what's with all the offers? Morrison's are doing two steaks for a fiver. Great! But how in God's name does getting a cheap steak, that's openly flagged as a cheap steak, say I Love You?

Still, one bonus is the hundreds of men in Morrison's right now, furiously picking a sappy, horrendous card so they're not in the doghouse and, if their missus is really lucky, they might get some kind of revolting chocolate, at a Vastly Reduced Price, to go with their steak.

It's all love love love... but not in a genuine way.

Buy your loved one a meal on the 15th ffs, and avoid the artificial horror!

Save your steak for the missus on the 14th March.

She can also provide you dessert.

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dutchman · Feb 15, 2017

shmmeee said:
What I've seen done in places like this is get some whacking great big stones and put them out in a line near the road edge.

They'd probably be hurled through the windows of the nearby Council rest home and school.

eastwoodsdustman · Feb 15, 2017

Friends asking for Wembley tickets even though they haven't bothered to go up this season.

wingy · Feb 15, 2017

Sick Boy said:
The ever increasing Americanisation of British English.

Yeah like "Overtime ", replacing injury time in football.

robbieray · Feb 16, 2017

Dog shit on pavement

Otis · Feb 16, 2017

robbieray said:
Dog shit on pavement

Did it? You going to clean it up then?

robbieray · Feb 16, 2017

Ran out of bags, quick look round nobody was watching so no I left it....outside your door

Otis · Feb 16, 2017

robbieray said:
Ran out of bags, quick look round nobody was watching so no I left it....outside your door

Good job I moved last week then isn't it.

Poor old Mrs. Blenkinsop isn't going to be too pleased, mind.

We'll_live_and_die · Feb 16, 2017

eastwoodsdustman said:
Friends asking for Wembley tickets even though they haven't bothered to go up this season.

I haven't been up this season, who can blame me as it's not exactly been entertaining.
But what peeves me off is when my Liverpool supporting relative contacts me for the first time in months to see if I can get him tickets.

tom88 · Feb 16, 2017

Having a danger wank and losing :banghead:

Nick · Feb 16, 2017

When you let somebody go at a junction or flash your lights to say go and it takes them about 5 minutes to even move.

Otis · Feb 16, 2017

tom88 said:
Having a danger wank and losing :banghead:

Eh? Come again?

skybluesam66 · Feb 16, 2017

the tosser on the m1 last night who was flashing me, put his hazards on and everything to try and pass me in heavy traffic - well done you never got more than 2 cars ahead of me, and I went past you again as you had to break quickly to get off at your junction - where? Milton keynes of course

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