fernandopartridge
Well-Known Member
You been in any poncy hipster ones where they've got an array of different filters with different names? I paid over £3 for a coffee made in a V50 or something. Felt like I'd been mugged.
You been in any poncy hipster ones where they've got an array of different filters with different names? I paid over £3 for a coffee made in a V50 or something. Felt like I'd been mugged.Posh fucking coffee shops...... I love my coffee but when you go into these places where you get that annoying impatient look when you do not know what you want instantly then they ask for your name to put on the cup. No just make my fucking coffee and that's that!
I could fill this forum with the things that people do in supermarkets.Families who walk in a line taking up the whole aisle in a supermarket but walk really slow. They then look as if you have pissed on their grandmother when you have the cheek to walk through their line or overtake them.
I prefer jeans and shoes to suit and trainers that now seems the norm. Those people, usually music industry it seems, really are cunts!Jeans and shoes and anywhere establishment that request you wear them.
Yep what happened to the Friday pintGroups of lads who meet in said places
That time I heard one "lad" say to his mate how he would meet him in "pret" for a "Catch up" made me feel sick. Why wasn't he asking his mate to smell his fingers and go for a pint? What's wrong with the world?
Paedo alert!!Don't you love it when a kid you've never seen before stares at you for no reason and when you look back at them they suddenly shout "Mum, that man is staring at me!"
Families who walk in a line taking up the whole aisle in a supermarket but walk really slow. They then look as if you have pissed on their grandmother when you have the cheek to walk through their line or overtake them.
Those who do it on the street, especially when one of them suddenly stops without warning.
The pretentiousness of real ale...warm beer....ffs.
Can't agree with that one. I hate ice cold drinks. Beer should not be too cold or no flavour IMO.The pretentiousness of real ale...warm beer....ffs.
Can't agree with that one. I hate ice cold drinks. Beer should not be too cold or no flavour IMO.
The 'Can I get?' Drives me mad.
Another Americanism creeping in is the lack of prepositions creeping in,
The board will meet Thursday ... no, it will meet ON Thursday.
American, ON the weekend is replacing British AT the weekend. Grrr
We need to make a stand.
Don't you love it when a kid you've never seen before stares at you for no reason and when you look back at them they suddenly shout "Mum, that man is staring at me!"
If I see a kid in a shop playing up I give them a look to let them know I'd smack theor arses so hard that it'd sting all day. It scares them shitless and they usually slope off around their parents legs sheepishly.
....people who pay way too much attention to what others are doing at the urinals.....
People texting in the gym
People texting in the gym
People who have to update their Facebook to tell everyone they're at the gym, saying that we all know if you don't tag yourself at the gym the workout doesn't count.....
I used to work in a bar years ago and hated people who used to queue for ages and then still didn't know what they wanted. Equally annoying was people who ordered one at a time! Yes I can remember more than one drink and also I don't mind walking back and forth for each fucking drink!People who come up to the bar to order, then spend 5 minutes talking to their mate, instead of ordering, then complain when you serve the next customer in line, despite the fact that you asked if they were waiting but continued to fucking talk.
And another one, where it's busy and a group of people are waiting at the bar, then when you come around to them and they suddenly decide that it's a good time to ask what everyone else wants, taking about 10 mins and pissing off everyone else.
And that's why I would never go to the gymPeople who have to update their Facebook to tell everyone they're at the gym, saying that we all know if you don't tag yourself at the gym the workout doesn't count.....
also pricks who sit on the outside seat on a bus so people wont try sit beside them should get a back hander!
People who call people on buses, pricks.
Those who do it on the street, especially when one of them suddenly stops without warning.
Pricks who get the bus
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