Things that annoy you (53 Viewers)

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

FTFY

What a horrendous bag of shit that website has become. Genuinely makes me hate everyone I know. Then someone will say "Oh, didn't you know, I put it on Facebook" like that's that, and it's your fault for not checking it like a overly needy 12 year old.

I signed up to facebook in about 2007 for about a week........checked out all my ex birds......satisfied myself that my then fiancee was fitter/younger/smarter than all of them (except 1, but she was A1 psycho)...so then deleted my facebook account & married my fiancee....

 

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[jimmyhillsfanclub]

ALL of the USA coffee outlets......and all the sad cunts that somehow think its cool to wander around carrying an oversized overpriced one-use non-recyclable paper cup......these twats should be forced to pay a massive environmental tax on top of the rip-off price of their sickly sugar loaded coffee-pop.....wankers.

 

[Nick]

ALL of the USA coffee outlets......and all the sad cunts that somehow think its cool to wander around carrying an oversized overpriced one-use non-recyclable paper cup......these twats should be forced to pay a massive environmental tax on top of the rip-off price of their sickly sugar loaded coffee-pop.....wankers.

Glad it's not just me.

I overheard one lad say to his mate in town that he would meet him for a latte that evening. I felt sick, I started to sweat, I didn't know what to do.

GO TO THE PUB!

It's no wonder pubs go downhill when poncey twats want to go and drink a silly coffee instead, I can't imagine ever being 18 and suggesting to my mate to meet up for a latte, the abuse I'd have got isn't PC. It's the same as wearing a scarf and a t shirt, exactly the same crowd.

 

[jimmyhillsfanclub]

Glad it's not just me.

I overheard one lad say to his mate in town that he would meet him for a latte that evening. I felt sick, I started to sweat, I didn't know what to do.

GO TO THE PUB!

It's no wonder pubs go downhill when poncey twats want to go and drink a silly coffee instead, I can't imagine ever being 18 and suggesting to my mate to meet up for a latte, the abuse I'd have got isn't PC. It's the same as wearing a scarf and a t shirt, exactly the same crowd.

Ha Ha....calm down Nick.

My problem was more with the costa-colonisation of the high street, the needless consumption of resources, the "brand" on the cup leading to the customer unwittingly becoming a walking billboard for the multinational corp. who are fucking the planet whilst making a fortune & not paying tax.......


......but I do agree about the tee-shirt +scarf combo.

 

[Nick]

Ha Ha....calm down Nick.

My problem was more with the costa-colonisation of the high street, the needless consumption of resources, the "brand" on the cup leading to the customer unwittingly becoming a walking billboard for the multinational corp. who are fucking the planet whilst making a fortune & not paying tax.......


......but I do agree about the tee-shirt +scarf combo.

Bollocks to the tax and branding.

Why are groups of young lads meeting up for coffee and not going to the pub to play pool or darts? Do they even know what killer darts or killer pool is? Have they ever jammed a pool table? Do they know what a juke box is?

More to the point, people now love to go on about "bantz" and "banter" if somebody trips over. Proper "bantz" would be absolutely tearing them to shreds.

*I know tax is important, but so is the future of mankind.

 

[skyblueinBaku]

Glad it's not just me.

I overheard one lad say to his mate in town that he would meet him for a latte that evening. I felt sick, I started to sweat, I didn't know what to do.

GO TO THE PUB!

It's no wonder pubs go downhill when poncey twats want to go and drink a silly coffee instead, I can't imagine ever being 18 and suggesting to my mate to meet up for a latte, the abuse I'd have got isn't PC. It's the same as wearing a scarf and a t shirt, exactly the same crowd.

I've only ever had one latte. It was in Stanstead airport while I was waiting for my wife to arrive from a visit to her mum. Having heard about this latte stuff, I decided to try one. It was horrible. I stick to espresso now.

 

[Otis]

Rolls and bread and cakes not sealed in supermarkets and kept loose, so that they can then be picked up, sniffed, prodded, licked and put back on the shelf again.

 

[vow]

We do get envious looks from our neighbours when we push two brown bins out, but the truth is, one week we put our brown bin out and it disappeared. Couldn't find it anywhere up and down the street, so we had to get on to the council and order a new one. The new bin came after about a week and lo and behold after 4 weeks our old bin suddenly turned up. God knows who had it or where it'd been.

Hence the two brown bins.

This is a case of Arthur "Two Brown Bins" Otis-Jackson

 

[Terry Gibson's perm]

Rolls and bread and cakes not sealed in supermarkets and kept loose, so that they can then be picked up, sniffed, prodded, licked and put back on the shelf again.

Just stop doing it then Otis

 

[Otis]

Just stop doing it then Otis

Does my head right in and I still blame my ex for that!! Grrr!!!

I was fine til I met her, but then after 3 and 1/2 years of her OTT OCB it started to rub off on me. Never been the same since.

You know when someone makes you think about something you have never thought about before. Grrrr!

 

[skybluetony176]

Families that decide that they have to go on mass to the baggage carousel at the airport. It doesn't take Mum, Dad and 3 fucking kids to unload 2 suitcases of the carousel. Ship your bitch and ugly kids out the fucking way while you get 2 cases by yourself and wheel them away on your own you oxygen thieves.

PS if you've never noticed these people at the airport that's because it's you and yours.

 

[Johnnythespider]

Does my head right in and I still blame my ex for that!! Grrr!!!

I was fine til I met her, but then after 3 and 1/2 years of her OTT OCB it started to rub off on me. Never been the same since.

You know when someone makes you think about something you have never thought about before. Grrrr!

You know when you get a jam doughnut with no jam in, that's me that is. I suck it out and then put them back.*







*not really

 

[Otis]

You know when you get a jam doughnut with no jam in, that's me that is. I suck it out and then put them back.*







*not really

Mock me all you want, I haven't touched anything that isn't wrapped now for about 18 years.

 

[Sick Boy]

Plastic PL fans who think lower league fans have less knowledge of the game.

 

[Gaz71]

Plastic PL fans who think lower league fans have less knowledge of the game.

I had that at work this week, after finishing week 1 top of our fantasy football league, a Man U fan said to me "what the fuck do you know about football your a Cov fan?"

 

[Gazolba]

When you're just stirring in the morning and you're hoping there is about an hour left on the alarm clock, then you open one eye to look at the clock and you see you have 5 minutes left.

 

[xcraigx]

When you're just stirring in the morning and you're hoping there is about an hour left on the alarm clock, then you open one eye to look at the clock and you see you have 5 minutes left.

Also waking up an hour before the alarm busting for a piss but too tired to get out of bed so you spend the next hour awake suffering.

 

[Sick Boy]

I've only ever had one latte. It was in Stanstead airport while I was waiting for my wife to arrive from a visit to her mum. Having heard about this latte stuff, I decided to try one. It was horrible. I stick to espresso now.

A proper caffe latte is banging. I agree though, once you get into espressos all other coffee doesn't compare.

Was sitting in a bar in Italy and this English woman starting kicking off at the waiter in English when he bought her a hot milk after she'd asked for a latte.

 

[covmark]

Bellends that use the phrase 'bantz'

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[fernandopartridge]

Glad it's not just me.

I overheard one lad say to his mate in town that he would meet him for a latte that evening. I felt sick, I started to sweat, I didn't know what to do.

GO TO THE PUB!

It's no wonder pubs go downhill when poncey twats want to go and drink a silly coffee instead, I can't imagine ever being 18 and suggesting to my mate to meet up for a latte, the abuse I'd have got isn't PC. It's the same as wearing a scarf and a t shirt, exactly the same crowd.

They surely can't be drinking latte. Flat white or cortado or one of the different drip coffees. Tsk.


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[wingy]

Southern bastards moaning about BIG BEN being offline.

 

[Liquid Gold]

Plastic PL fans who think lower league fans have less knowledge of the game.

I can't work out if I hate them because they're part of the reason the game is fucked or pity them because they'll never really know what it feels like to properly support a team.

 

[Esoterica]

Plastic PL fans who think lower league fans have less knowledge of the game.

I nearly lost my shit in the local expat pub a couple of weeks back. I was watching the UEFA Super Cup Final when Lukaku missed that sitter and obviously laughing at his price tag. One of the Irish lads who's a Man Utd fan starts banging on about 'Which league are Coventry in again?!' Riiiiight. So because I support my hometown team and they happen to be L2, I'm getting told by an Irish plastic Man Utd fan that my opinion is invalid. Even worse, he plays for my team out here and can't play a 10 yard pass lower than knee height. Grrrrr! A massive over reaction on my behalf, I know, but one of my pet hates!

 

[Nick]

I nearly lost my shit in the local expat pub a couple of weeks back. I was watching the UEFA Super Cup Final when Lukaku missed that sitter and obviously laughing at his price tag. One of the Irish lads who's a Man Utd fan starts banging on about 'Which league are Coventry in again?!' Riiiiight. So because I support my hometown team and they happen to be L2, I'm getting told by an Irish plastic Man Utd fan that my opinion is invalid. Even worse, he plays for my team out here and can't play a 10 yard pass lower than knee height. Grrrrr! A massive over reaction on my behalf, I know, but one of my pet hates!

Just wait for training and then:

 

[Otis]

Just wait for training and then:

Jesus, that's horrendous! What level is that at I wonder.

 

[Esoterica]

Jesus, that's horrendous! What level is that at I wonder.

Knee level!

 

[Esoterica]

Jesus, that's horrendous! What level is that at I wonder.

Actually thought he was lucky, would have been much worse from any other angle - at least it was from the direction his knee bends in.

 

[ajsccfc]

Airport stuff. People rushing into a queue despite already having assigned seats, and particularly the people who stand in the aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off once you land, knowing that they're going absolutely nowhere fast.

 

[covcity4life]

Airport stuff. People rushing into a queue despite already having assigned seats, and particularly the people who stand in the aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off once you land, knowing that they're going absolutely nowhere fast.

yeah my wife gets drawn into that, now she is starting to listen to me

chill. at worst you get off plane 30 seconds later but you get to sit down in seat and avoid the hassle of trying to get your bag down without hitting people etc

 

[Covstu]

Families that decide that they have to go on mass to the baggage carousel at the airport. It doesn't take Mum, Dad and 3 fucking kids to unload 2 suitcases of the carousel. Ship your bitch and ugly kids out the fucking way while you get 2 cases by yourself and wheel them away on your own you oxygen thieves.

PS if you've never noticed these people at the airport that's because it's you and yours.

I was saying this to the wife when we come back from Gran Canaria, there was one family with 6 people in line at the carousel! WHY!!! Plus why do people get so angry when waiting for a fucking bag!! On this occasion, my suitcase come out early so nipped past picked it up whilst they were all there ready and waiting!!

 

[Covstu]

Airport stuff. People rushing into a queue despite already having assigned seats, and particularly the people who stand in the aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off once you land, knowing that they're going absolutely nowhere fast.

yep people who queue up to get on the plane first with allocated seats!? Whats that about?!

 

[Covstu]

Bellends that use the phrase 'bantz'

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or cheeky nandos...

 

[chiefdave]

Having a minutes silence for anything that happens anywhere. Sure this didn't happen in the past.

They've just had a minutes silence for Barcelona at the England v West Indies test match. Whats the connection?

 

[Nick]

Having a minutes silence for anything that happens anywhere. Sure this didn't happen in the past.

They've just had a minutes silence for Barcelona at the England v West Indies test match. Whats the connection?

Putting a country's flag as Avatars
Saying #prayfor when you don't pray

 

[Otis]

Welsh fishermen.