eastwoodsdustman
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the whole # thing get on my tits.
#metoothe whole # thing get on my tits.
I had that at work this week, after finishing week 1 top of our fantasy football league, a Man U fan said to me "what the fuck do you know about football your a Cov fan?"
Had this at work a couple of weeks ago.
I made a comment and the colleagues in my immediate vicinity (2 x plastic Man Utd fans, 2 x plastic Liverpool fans, 1 x decent Villa/Leamington fan) happened to disagree. One of the Utd fans basically told me my opinion was invalid because I support a 4th division side.
Ruled out waiting for him in the car park and kicking fuck out of him (only just).... but I'm raging and will have my day. Guy is a typical "banter king" and has barely ever been to a live game, I've seen more games abroad then he's seen live anywhere. Twat.
With regards to the coffee debate, I've only ever been in one coffee shop and it was shite. I had a ginger beer.
I used to work with a big mouth Man Utd 'Fan' who'd never been to a game in his life despite living 50 yards from Highfield Road. We had a heated argument and I eventually said 'I've seen my team win at Old Trafford, Have you'? End of argument.
Had this at work a couple of weeks ago.
I made a comment and the colleagues in my immediate vicinity (2 x plastic Man Utd fans, 2 x plastic Liverpool fans, 1 x decent Villa/Leamington fan) happened to disagree. One of the Utd fans basically told me my opinion was invalid because I support a 4th division side.
Ruled out waiting for him in the car park and kicking fuck out of him (only just).... but I'm raging and will have my day. Guy is a typical "banter king" and has barely ever been to a live game, I've seen more games abroad then he's seen live anywhere. Twat.
With regards to the coffee debate, I've only ever been in one coffee shop and it was shite. I had a ginger beer.
They do that to get space in the overhead bins as any frequent air traveller knows.Airport stuff. People rushing into a queue despite already having assigned seats, <snip>.
Mock me all you want, I haven't touched anything that isn't wrapped now for about 18 years.
I'm like that with the missus.Sounds similar to my old boss Otis.
She would go to Tesco and buy a 5 pack of the really nice shortbread cookies and eat one, and leave them in the pub kitchen.
She then wouldn't touch them again, because she didn't trust if someone else had put their hands in their.
Airport stuff. People rushing into a queue despite already having assigned seats, and particularly the people who stand in the aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off once you land, knowing that they're going absolutely nowhere fast.
I signed up to facebook in about 2007 for about a week........checked out all my ex birds......satisfied myself that my then fiancee was fitter/younger/smarter than all of them (except 1, but she was A1 psycho)...so then deleted my facebook account & married my fiancee....
Thank god you didn't have to live with my late housekeeper. She had a habit of moving furniture behind the living room door while I was still in bed so when I got up later and entered the living room there was an almighty crash when I entered the room which completely shattered my nerves. (That and the TV playing at full blast because she was hard of hearing).Things behind doors so you can't open it, no chance I'm squeezing through and moving it. I'm slamming the door until it moves or breaks
It's true though isn't it unless like me you use the one hand that hasn't touched anything to turn on the tap plus an anti-bacteria soap dispenser.I would advise anyone not to get too close to an extreme OCD sufferer. They will blow your mind.
The whole toilet process thing now freaks me out just a little.
'Have you washed your hands?' she would ask, my having come back from the toilet.
'Yep, always do.'
'You used the taps?'
'Yes, of course!'
'But your hands are still not clean and are covered in germs and bacteria.'
'Errm, how so?'
'You go to the toilet, you obviously have to touch yourself to go. You then turn the tap on with your hands covered in bacteria and germs after and wash your hands. So, your hands are clean, but then you turn the tap off and the tap is covered in germs and bacteria and you have just got it back on your hands.
Then think of the toilet door when you leave. Half the blokes at least don't even wash their hands, so they cover the door handle in germs and bacteria and you are then opening the door.'
'Arghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Godsend when they are in place and things have improved these days with automatic taps etc. Obviously never was the case in the past though. Here I am talking about nearly 20 years ago.It's true though isn't it unless like me you use the one hand that hasn't touched anything to turn on the tap plus an anti-bacteria soap dispenser.
On the subject of toilets I went in the Central Library one recently and there was a woman cleaner mopping the floor. Is it just me but I walked out as I couldn't go with her standing there ? A bloke was at a urinal and she mopped right by his feet ! WTF !Godsend when they are in place and things have improved these days with automatic taps etc. Obviously never was the case in the past though. Here I am talking about nearly 20 years ago.
So many people though now still don't wash their hands at all do they.
Noticed it yet again at the Ricoh yesterday, you bunch of heathen barstards!!
Yes and that's been compounded by the more recent advent of Cabin only luggage policies related to pricing speed of turnaround etc.They do that to get space in the overhead bins as any frequent air traveller knows.
They do that to get space in the overhead bins as any frequent air traveller knows.
Airport stuff. People rushing into a queue despite already having assigned seats, and particularly the people who stand in the aisle as soon as the seatbelt light goes off once you land, knowing that they're going absolutely nowhere fast.
Ah ok, makes sense. I avoid any kind of hand luggage that might need to go up top so I'm not paying attention to that side too muchThey do that to get space in the overhead bins as any frequent air traveller knows.
I always try and get on asap to avoid hand luggage going in the hold. I know multiple whose baggage hasn't tuned up after doing so, including my own!
Becoming a more frequent problem.I always try and get on asap to avoid hand luggage going in the hold. I know multiple whose baggage hasn't tuned up after doing so, including my own!
Multiple baggage, multiple quotes, I like it!Becoming a more frequent problem.
Happened to some of my Co workers 3 times this year alone.
Concepts like 'house fries' are the same. Marketing nonsense.The menu in Hickory's Smokehouse dubbing Coleslaw "Slaw" for the purposes of redneck authenticity.
Was apoplectic...
The menu in Hickory's Smokehouse dubbing Coleslaw "Slaw" for the purposes of redneck authenticity.
Was apoplectic...
Down south it's everywhere and full of wankers calling it slaw in conversation. Heard some moron describe beetroot as beets the other day as well.
Just watched the Man City game. One of the huge adverts was for 'Nemen Tires'.....No. That’d be like using “egg plant”. Shocking.
My daughter comes out with random American shit all the time thanks to Netflix. ‘Faucet’, ‘math’ all kinds of crap.
Sloppy Telegraph headlines?Just watched the Man City game. One of the huge adverts was for 'Nemen Tires'.....
Of what?
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Yep, sick is good. So is peng.My 6 year old daughter saying something was 'sick' yesterday! What's that all about!
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