Ian1779
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That's why they all have syndromes and medication. Can't accept that they can sometimes just be little shits.
EDIT: I appreciate that isn't always the case before I offend anyone.
Their kids are often the worst behaved as well.
What annoys me (another) is pretentious people, people who like to big things up too much and don't just call a spade a spade. It has to be a state of the art garden tool.
The type of knobs where if you had 100 quid cash on you they would have 110. If your kid had 15 people at their party, theirs had 20.
That's why they all have syndromes and medication. Can't accept that they can sometimes just be little shits.
EDIT: I appreciate that isn't always the case before I offend anyone.
My mate explained this to me the other day by just using the term "2 Sheds"What annoys me (another) is pretentious people, people who like to big things up too much and don't just call a spade a spade. It has to be a state of the art garden tool.
The type of knobs where if you had 100 quid cash on you they would have 110. If your kid had 15 people at their party, theirs had 20.
My mate explained this to me the other day by just using the term "2 Sheds"
You have a new shed, but they obviously have 2.
And don't forget sunglasses indoors. Either genuinely blind or assholesMen that wear hats indoors - especially if it's a baseball cap worn back to front.
2 shits where I come from!My mate explained this to me the other day by just using the term "2 Sheds"
You have a new shed, but they obviously have 2.
I know what triggering the article was in.96 by the way....Those people who have no just become political experts since the referendum....
You mean people like Sir Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson. He did actually have two as wellMy mate explained this to me the other day by just using the term "2 Sheds"
You have a new shed, but they obviously have 2.
People who walk into McDonalds, order every large burger on the menu with 6 sides of chicken nuggets, but then insist on a "diet coke" at the end.
Does my head in that does.
I know somebody who's kids live of coke, get through bottles of it. They seem confused when they are wired still at 11pm and they get toothache.
People who walk into McDonalds, order every large burger on the menu with 6 sides of chicken nuggets, but then insist on a "diet coke" at the end.
My wife as she has been such a moany twat I haven't gone to the match tonight, now her friend is round and they are slagging me off in the lounge.
Mate you go out that room get stark bollock naked run back in the room shouting. Willy willy willy willy
I find that works
Edit. Please note this is not advisable in front of oaps in library's or at work
Could lend me a couple of your evil seagulls to put in the room
Said it before about office jargon the one I hate is "let's run that yo the flagpole"
No let's not, let's tie you from a noose then put you up the flag pole because you hardly ever listen to my suggestions or ideas and the only time you did you took all the credit for it you arrogant, self centred cockwomble
Office jargon.
'Run that past me again'
'granular detail'
'blue sky thinking'
'moving forward'
'off the same hymn sheet'
'lets have a workshop on...'
And the one that is pissing me off at the moment:
'I'll contact you offline'
Fuck off.
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Sounds like my wifeMy wife as she has been such a moany twat I haven't gone to the match tonight, now her friend is round and they are slagging me off in the lounge.
No thanks mate I'm ok nowSome bitterness right there. Do you want to talk about it?
folks who huddle in a group at the bar (often but not always students)......and then order individually....boils my piss!!
Oversized women in undersized clothes I don't want to a 20 stone chunk bursting out of a pair of size 10 leggings
fuckwits that can't drive properly and have accidents on the motorway. Casuing a 45 minute delay and making me late getting home from the cricket today. Just stay off the roads if you cant drive properly!!!
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