Things that annoy you (46 Viewers)

[Otis]

Sorry thinks it's sold out by me:woot:

Okay, well can you least give me extentions then!

 

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[Terry Gibson's perm]

Okay, well can you least give me extentions then!

Not my field of expertise by a long way I mainly sell products into barbers but can give you a limp wristed wave today if you want, no smut please Otis

 

[Otis]

Not my field of expertise by a long way I mainly sell products into barbers but can give you a limp wristed wave today if you want, no smut please Otis

To be quite honest I want to see both hands!

 

[Seaside-Skyblue]

I work in an office...loud typists - usually people with fake / long nails.

 

[dutchman]

Butchers who cut all the fat off the meat, and often remove all the flavour too. You're still paying for the fat whether they remove it or not and if I wanted it removing I'd cut it off myself.

 

[Sick Boy]

Especially drivers who think 'because this is a reasonably quiet road I can just cut the corner of the junction.'

The amount of times I have had to put on my brakes because the car that has just cut the corner is now on my side of the road as I approach the junction from my direction!

How I have never had a crash I will never know.

Someone just did it to us now at the back of Tesco's, Jubilee Crescent.

....a lot of the time they get angry when you dare to protest!

 

[Johnnythespider]

Butchers who cut all the fat off the meat, and often remove all the flavour too. You're still paying for the fat whether they remove it or not and if I wanted it removing I'd cut it off myself.

Could you not just ask them to leave it on ?

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[dutchman]

Could you not just ask them to leave it on ?

I could if it wasn't already prepacked!

 

[Gazolba]

Pine needles. I have five pine trees on my property and they are forever dropping vast quantitles of pine needles, especially after a windy day. They build up to a thick carpet and are so difficult to sweep up. And what exactly is the point of them? As far as I can see they are one of the mistakes of nature. They have no known purpose and are just an annoyance.

 

[dutchman]

They smell nice though. There's a tree near me which sheds its needles and they form a carpet on the road which releases its scent when you walk on it. Smells like aftershave.

 

[Gazolba]

They smell nice though. There's a tree near me which sheds its needles and they form a carpet on the road which releases its scent when you walk on it. Smells like aftershave.

There's no smell at all from mine as they are brown and completely dry. Probably very flammable also.

 

[skybluedan]

They smell nice though. There's a tree near me which sheds its needles and they form a carpet on the road which releases its scent when you walk on it. Smells like aftershave.

Can you smoke it

 

[skybluedan]

Pine needles. I have five pine trees on my property and they are forever dropping vast quantitles of pine needles, especially after a windy day. They build up to a thick carpet and are so difficult to sweep up. And what exactly is the point of them? As far as I can see they are one of the mistakes of nature. They have no known purpose and are just an annoyance.
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Last bit reminded me of the Mrs

 

[skybluedan]

I mean the ones to keep the Weed and baccy in, not a work bag

What is that the in thing with the Chavs ? What do they look like, like a bum bag

 

[Nick]

What is that the in thing with the Chavs ? What do they look like, like a bum bag

But over one shoulder

 

[skybluedan]

Just been to the fair with the Mrs and the kid , 120 quid gone in less than two hours fuckin robbing bastards
And the gypos are fuckers as well........

 

[skybluedan]

But over one shoulder

Hahaha when I was young it was like gun holster things from wellsbourne

 

[covmark]

Just been to the fair with the Mrs and the kid , 120 quid gone in less than two hours fuckin robbing bastards
And the gypos are fuckers as well........

Fuck me is Disneyland in town?

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[Terry Gibson's perm]

But over one shoulder

Now I know what they are I thought it was just they didn't know where to use them

 

[Covstu]

On the driver theme..... People who park in the middle of the road but it's totally fine because they have their hazard lights on! They are not park where you want lights! Fuckers!

 

[kdrinkell]

On the driver theme..... People who park in the middle of the road but it's totally fine because they have their hazard lights on! They are not park where you want lights! Fuckers!

This is on a similar note and also runs under the "fukwit drivers" I said earlier but…
Drivers who are in the middle of the road avoiding hitting the parked car but quite happy for a head on with another car @ 30 mph…total fukwittery

 

[Sky_Blue_Daz]

People who read out a text message whilst they are sending it

 

[Nick]

Bloke on his phone at the game yesterday had it on speaker phone, would speak, then move it, then speak.

Why do people do it?

 

[chiefdave]

People who ring you up to tell you they've just sent you an email.

 

[Ian1779]

People that only go to places because it has free Wi-fi

 

[Liquid Gold]

People in an office who have the same inane conversation at the same time every day.

"traffic was bad this morning"
"It's those roadworks"
"they say they are going to be on for another 6 months"
"I go down this route now"
bla bla bla

Lobotomised fuck wits

 

[Pipehitterz]

Bloke on his phone at the game yesterday had it on speaker phone, would speak, then move it, then speak.

Why do people do it?

This is baffling.
A twat went past my house a 3 in the morning speaking this way. Heard his conversation for 100 metres each side of the road

 

[Nick]

This is baffling.
A twat went past my house a 3 in the morning speaking this way. Heard his conversation for 100 metres each side of the road

But they hold it out in front of them as well.

Just put it to their ear.

 

[eastwoodsdustman]

Old ladies that burp loudly in restaurants. Just because you're knocking on doesn't mean that you can forget decent manners! Other people are eating and dont want to hear your wind.

 

[AJB1983]

Bloke on his phone at the game yesterday had it on speaker phone, would speak, then move it, then speak.

Why do people do it?

Or people who have headphones on and then take a call on their phone, but hold the phone out in front of their mouths as if they are speaking into the phone mic.... Do they not realise there is a microphone in the head phones?

 

[Gazolba]

People in an office who have the same inane conversation at the same time every day.

"traffic was bad this morning"
"It's those roadworks"
"they say they are going to be on for another 6 months"
"I go down this route now"
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The thing I hate is on Friday afternoon when they ask "Doing anything special this weekend? or on Monday morning when they ask "How was your weekend?".

 

[Deleted member 5849]

The thing I hate is on Friday afternoon when they ask "Doing anything special this weekend? or on Monday morning when they ask "How was your weekend?".

Because you never have an answer?

 

[Covstu]

Because you never have an answer?

No he replies 'watching the fucking football'

 

[Covstu]

People who ring you up to tell you they've just sent you an email.

It's the ones that come into your office and tell you then explain said content of email and expect you to drop everything to talk about it

 

[dutchman]

The Metric System, just an excuse to hike prices and make everything look less expensive than it really is.