I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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Went a couple of months back with wife for a small table for my lad, I didn’t realise this, was delighted I found the ‘last’ one picked it up carried it for a bit til my wife saw me and explained the process! Ffs!
Went a couple of months back with wife for a small table for my lad, I didn’t realise this, was delighted I found the ‘last’ one picked it up carried it for a bit til my wife saw me and explained the process! Ffs!
NorthernWisdom
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Bet she never told you about the shortcuts to miss out most of the showrooms, too...
bringbackrattles
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They don't make decent buckets anymore. As a window cleaner you need a solid bucket,but they only last a month or so and start leaking. A woman customer moaned today that her floor was wet due to my bucket leaking ! This is a serious problem and will be on News At Ten tonight.Help !
vow
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Stay strong bro.
richnrg
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are you sure that it wasn't HER bucket that was leaking (i.e. too much tea)?
bringbackrattles
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Bucket update Newsflash. Been and got new bucket from local Indian shop. The owner says his buckets are the best in town. You can all sleep well tonight now this serious and life threatening event has come to a peaceful conclusion. But if it leaks within a month I want my money back !
Covstu
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Brexit for you...
Covstu
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Unless it’s for football
bringbackrattles
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Bucket update. Mr Patel said it'll last months. So far so good, customers happy no wet floor. Mr Patel did a George Formby impression "when I'm cleaning windows. " It wasn't very good !
richnrg
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a 'Mr Patel' cold-called me the other day to tell me that I had a problem with Windows. I wonder if it's the same Mr Patel?
ccfcrob
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My missus does this on a daily basis. Really winds me up!
Another one is "oh well I/We/They always do that sometimes"
Well which is it, you either always do it, or sometimes do it. Idiots
Terry Gibson's perm
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skybluejelly
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my misses tells me she loves a sausage in side her
Nick
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Get those thick rubber buckets? Wont ever break!
bringbackrattles
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Had one of them the handle came off ! Strange incident on the round today. A woman I have a chat with was talking,then she quickly went in when her husband came out.I know him and he paid me,but said " he didn't want his neighbours knowing his missus was alone in the house during the day, he was on a shift and that was the first time I'd seen him for ages. "
I said no problem if he was worried etc.
Strange though when you can't have a chat with a customer ? But he said could I stop talking with her ? Think he may be a bit jealous ?
eastwoodsdustman
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Eddie Stobart and his trucks! They rarely drive in the inside lane of motorways like they should.
skybluesam66
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so went to the local for a meal last night and was driving, so asked for a coke with it
"We dont serve that any more - only pepsi max , as we no longer serve sugary drinks"
Sorry every alcoholic drink has sugar!
Also most of their menu is full of fat - and as for the calorie count of their desserts
so I can either
Drink and drive - no thankyou
Or drink something which i dont like
"We dont serve that any more - only pepsi max , as we no longer serve sugary drinks"
Sorry every alcoholic drink has sugar!
Also most of their menu is full of fat - and as for the calorie count of their desserts
so I can either
Drink and drive - no thankyou
Or drink something which i dont like
bringbackrattles
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Rain pisses me off. As I can't work when it pours down.
Like today it has not stopped yet, I've given up and come home. I like cold dry weather but this constant wet stuff is doing my head in. It can rain as much as it likes on days off, but I now feel like Noah looking out from his Ark saying : " Come on now this is taking the piss ! "
Like today it has not stopped yet, I've given up and come home. I like cold dry weather but this constant wet stuff is doing my head in. It can rain as much as it likes on days off, but I now feel like Noah looking out from his Ark saying : " Come on now this is taking the piss ! "
I_Saw_Shaw_Score
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No not having that personally. He is obviously coping best by public grieving today started following him on Instagram just after his wife’s death and seeing his daily posts to his son etc give me a reality check.
But out of interest why?
Nick
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Obviously it was awful what happened and I can pretty much understand how his young lad feels at the minute.
If it is helping him and his son deal with things then great.
"Simon Thomas reveals all his son wants for Christmas is his mummy back"
"Simon Thomas shares moment he went back into his bedroom for the first time"
"Simon Thomas' son sleeping in his own room again"
It's just stuff like that. I am all for raising awareness and people talking about things but something about it just seems off and sits a bit differently.
Covstu
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It’s difficult when you are a public figure I guess. Give him a break!
Covstu
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Parents who think they are the only parents in the world.. Whilst I appreciate that its new to some people, just hearing about how tired they are etc etc. Its always something worse that you have ever experienced! No Jane, you are no different to anyone else who has had kids FFS!
F**king rediculous .people that ride those fucking 'lying down bikes', or whatever they're called.
what assholes!
jimmyhillsfanclub
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people that ride those fucking 'lying down bikes', or whatever they're called.
what assholes!
looks like Bono.......
....which wouldn't surprise me one bit!
jimmyhillsfanclub
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I had to google who he was......
Captain Dart
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I'm not gong to bother even doing that.
eastwoodsdustman
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Recumbant I think. You have to have a panache for odd beer and strange moustaches to ride one.people that ride those fucking 'lying down bikes', or whatever they're called.
what assholes!
shmmeee
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Sugar is far far far worse than fat for your health.
