Brighton Sky Blue
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James Corden
Sbarcher
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And then deciding to do a shop and get a Costa from the vending machine. Pull over to the side if you want to do your shopping and free up the pump.
Terry_dactyl
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I’m definitely one of those. I apologise.
I’ll try harder in future.
Terry_dactyl
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I’m not one of those.
chiefdave
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The garage near me has an M&S in it which is horrifically expensive yet people seem to do their weeks shopping while there's a massive queue of people waiting to pay and only one person serving
shmmeee
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Good ol Finham. I miss having an M&S as my local shop TBF. Poshest thing in Bedworth is Tesco.
Nick
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Terry_dactyl
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Update: went to get petrol today. They definitely stretch over.
Lesson learned.
Terry_dactyl
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You didn’t wake up this morning fine?
Nuskyblue
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Sep Blatter, is that you
Greggs
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How dare you.
Terry Gibson's perm
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The Howdens advert with Kamara and Jill Scott her voice is dreadful and she can’t even pronounce eligibility correctly.
Nick
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Yeah but they sing YNWA before the games lovely.
dutchman
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I was leaving the market one day after buying some Xmas cards. A young lady walked towards with a smile on her face. I thought "This is my lucky day, she really fancies you." She then said "You dropped your glove!" and handed it to me. I thought "Christ, she thinks I'm too old to bend down and pick it up myself." I was still in my thirties at the time!
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So apparently I need to log onto my laptop to report that I can't log on to my laptop...
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Robinshio
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I think he is just dyslexic - as it would be FUC not UPS
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But you do care what Robbie Fowler wears to the shop?
Nick
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Only if it's a white suit from back in the spice boys era.
JAM See
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Wait in four hours for a parcel.
No parcel.
Then get an email saying "We tried to deliver your parcel..."
No you fucking didn't! Wankers!
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They did that to me once. Saw them walking away after they walked up, rang the bell, and tuned instantly around without waiting at all. Couldn't catch them up... had to wait until the next day to go to the parcel shop to pick it up, despite the fact it was within 2m of me at one point!!
A rare achievement to be worse than Hermes / Evri!
shmmeee
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I had an Amazon lady yesterday. I opened the door within ten seconds she was already trying to leave it behind a pot out front. Then said “oh I left some the other day did you find them?” Luckily I did. I WFH and am always in, she never even knocked the door. Just left three packages in plain sight and I found them when I went out to collect the missus.
fernandopartridge
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Probably related to that despicable company and the way it pays the drivers
shmmeee
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Oh 100%.
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Ah, but one's football politics
Anyway, it seems to have died down now so rejoice, rejoice!thekidfromstrettoncamp
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Going into supermarket to pick up some lunch grab sandwichs bottle of drink bag of crisps if you have a store card cost you £4.50 if not cough up a fiver put them back piss off I'll go to Greggs.