Things That Bore You ? (2 Viewers)

Nick

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Couldn't believe it the first time the ex-wife dragged me in there. People chucking clothes on the floor after they'd looked at them!

It's relentless. It's like they are animals trying to get at things.

Not too bad for a cheap t shirt or pair of shorts though!
 

oakey

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Talent shows. Most of you are not very talented and your journey is a bore fest.

Made a bit of sense when they were in your local club in the days before TV and internet but if I want to hear good music, dance, comedy etc why would I waste time watching Wayne from Wigan, Chelsea from Chigwell or Dazee from Dawlish when I could google Elvis, Ella, Frank, Fred and Ginger, Morecambe and Wise?
 

Gazolba

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During the Olympics when they show the 'human interest stories'.
Who cares if our archer who came third had to have an eye operation when he was two.
And I don't want to hear about the sacrifices made by the single mother of our gymnast who just missed out on bronze.
 

pastythegreat

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Yep 'celebrities'. Talentless nobody's mugging a living more like.
And it's only getting worse!
Checklist: can you get pissed and act like a c**t?
Are you a man who (for some strange reason) waxes every single hair from your body?
Or are you a woman who drinks her own piss and is willing to have sex with multiple men on national TV?

Then we've got a perfect show for you! We'll pay you thousands, you can get endorsements left right and centre AND once a year we'll fly you all expenses paid to Marbella to act like a c**t there too!


Yet the 14 and 15 year olds of today actually look up to these cunts! What have we got to look forward to? An entire generation of Joey Essex's? God help us!

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Ranjit Bhurpa

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During the Olympics when they show the 'human interest stories'.
Who cares if our archer who came third had to have an eye operation when he was two.
And I don't want to hear about the sacrifices made by the single mother of our gymnast who just missed out on bronze.
Doesn't this stem from 1066 in Hastings when King Harold warned his prized archers with their new bows and arrows to be very careful or they'd have some buggers eye out???
 

Ranjit Bhurpa

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Yeah, Le 'Tis, Merson, Nicholas and co trying to out shout each other is as
Embarrassing as it is Boring.
Just been reading about the 60th anniversary of Test Match Special on BBC Radio and a range of comments from listeners. I don't think it's just about a bygone era or looking back with rose tinted glasses, but more the understated quality back them. Comparing modern commentators, analysts and summarisers with the likes of John Arlott, Brian Johnston, Trevor Bailey and Don Mosey is no contest really.
 

clint van damme

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During the Olympics when they show the 'human interest stories'.
Who cares if our archer who came third had to have an eye operation when he was two.
And I don't want to hear about the sacrifices made by the single mother of our gymnast who just missed out on bronze.

from the man who took the piss out of the victims of the Manchester bombings - what horrible fucker you are.
 

bringbackrattles

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And it's only getting worse!
Checklist: can you get pissed and act like a c**t?
Are you a man who (for some strange reason) waxes every single hair from your body?
Or are you a woman who drinks her own piss and is willing to have sex with multiple men on national TV?

Then we've got a perfect show for you! We'll pay you thousands, you can get endorsements left right and centre AND once a year we'll fly you all expenses paid to Marbella to act like a c**t there too!


Yet the 14 and 15 year olds of today actually look up to these cunts! What have we got to look forward to? An entire generation of Joey Essex's? God help us!

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Big news story in today's newspaper " Love Island couples have live sex on t.v." With all the shit going on in the world we have to read about brain dead bimbos and narcisstic blokes bonking on a beach ! And people watch this garbage ! What a mad world we live in.
 

pastythegreat

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Big news story in today's newspaper " Love Island couples have live sex on t.v." With all the shit going on in the world we have to read about brain dead bimbos and narcisstic blokes bonking on a beach ! And people watch this garbage ! What a mad world we live in.
Exactly the reason I don't read papers anymore! THEY BORE ME!!

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Nick

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Big news story in today's newspaper " Love Island couples have live sex on t.v." With all the shit going on in the world we have to read about brain dead bimbos and narcisstic blokes bonking on a beach ! And people watch this garbage ! What a mad world we live in.

The papers just repeat all of the crap from TV. I have most of the news apps on my phone and the other day one beeped up with what happened on Corrie.
 

bringbackrattles

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The papers just repeat all of the crap from TV. I have most of the news apps on my phone and the other day one beeped up with what happened on Corrie.
You can guarantee after their Love Island romps they'll all have books out talking about how it ruined their lives,and one will say he's now a drug addict sleeping rough in Wigan !
 

Nick

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You can guarantee after their Love Island romps they'll all have books out talking about how it ruined their lives,and one will say he's now a drug addict sleeping rough in Wigan !

I've not seen it, but I thought that was the idea of Love Island just to get them all at it?
 

Malaka

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I think most things bore me these days, there is very little that captures my interest UFO's, mysteries, lake monsters used to interest me but not anymore. My motorbike never comes out of the garage anymore, CCFC bore me, is there nothing to get excited about? Maybe I'm depressed?
I have a holiday booked for Florida, 10 grand spent ain't even looking forward to that
 

Brylowes

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I think most things bore me these days, there is very little that captures my interest UFO's, mysteries, lake monsters used to interest me but not anymore. My motorbike never comes out of the garage anymore, CCFC bore me, is there nothing to get excited about? Maybe I'm depressed?
I have a holiday booked for Florida, 10 grand spent ain't even looking forward to that
Cheer up mate, we still have SISU.
 

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