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Coventry La La La

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'Rapture' apocalypse prediction

US atheists are to hold parties in response to an evangelical broadcaster's prediction that Saturday will be "judgement day".

The Rapture After Party in North Carolina - "the best damned party in NC" - is among the planned events.

Harold Camping, 89, predicts that Jesus Christ will return to earth on Saturday and true believers will be swept up, or "raptured", to heaven.

He has used broadcasts and billboards to publicise his ideas.

He says biblical texts indicate that a giant earthquake on Saturday will mark the start of the world's destruction, and that by 21 October all non-believers will be dead.

Mr Camping has predicted an apocalypse once before, in 1994, though followers now say that only referred to an intermediary stage.

"We learn from the Bible that Holy God plans to rescue about 200 million people," says a text on the website of Mr Camping's network, Family Radio Worldwide.

"On the first day of the Day of Judgment (May 21, 2011) they will be caught up (raptured) into Heaven because God had great mercy for them."

'Countdown to back-pedalling'

The Rapture After Party in Fayetteville, North Carolina, is a two-day event organised by the Central North Carolina Atheists and Humanists.

"Though the absurdity of this claim is obvious to the majority of the world, it's a great opportunity to highlight some of the most bizarre beliefs often put forth by religious fundamentalists and raise awareness of the need for reason," said a posting about the party on the group's website.

Atheists in Tacoma, Washington, have headed their celebration "countdown to back-pedalling".

Events are also planned in Houston, Florida and California.

An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.

He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.

They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

'No Plan B'

Meanwhile Mr Camping, who has been criticised by more mainstream Christians, says he knows "without any shadow of a doubt" that "judgement day" is arriving.

He says he will spend Saturday with his wife, close to a TV or radio.

"I'll be interested in what's happening on the other side of the world as this begins," he told Reuters.

There is no "Plan B", he says.

His campaign has been unusually widely promoted - both in the US, and overseas, including in the Middle East.

In Vietnam, thousands of members of the Hmong ethnic minority gathered near the border with Laos earlier this month to await the 21 May event, the Associated Press reported.

Chris McCann of eBible Fellowship, one of the groups helping to spread the message, said it had been publicised in almost every country.

"The only countries I don't feel too good about are the "stans" - you know, Afghanistan, Uzbekistan, those countries in Central Asia," he said.

:laugh: - Anyone actually believe this shit!
 

Houchens Head

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I'm getting my savings out of my bank and having a damn good piss up!! :p
 

Cobi Jones's Dreads

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Never mind maybe in heaven we would all see Cov win something :)
 

TheRoyalScam

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Yet another nail in religion's coffin - science is the only truth - good to see there are at least some humanists in the USA - see you all on Sunday after the 'rapture' - or should it be 'rupture'?!

Anyone else find it sad that this absolute prick is in control of a church worth millions of dollars yet the third world is starving and the capitalist northern hemisphere is in recession?
 

ccfc1973

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Judgement day is here...........

Will marlon sign?
If not the end of the world is here and that mad yank is right!!!!!
 

blueflint

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well not quite ccfc1973 but on the right track m8 :guitar2::guitar2::guitar2:
 

skybluejelly

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just imagine at 6.30 tonight when the metroids start hitting we will all be sitting there saying that nutter from america was right
 

Houchens Head

Fairly well known member from Malvern
Phew! We're still here then!! I'm gonna have to renew my subscription to "Prophets Predictions" again! (or Old Moores Almanac"!). It tells me EVERYTHING I'm going to need to know! :p
 

Pigeon

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Great were alive. Were all left today broke, hungover and brought home some one damn ugly last night. Thanks religion, screwed me over again!
 

skyblueprincess

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Well i would usually be jumping up and down at the fact the world has no0t ended , But i did as i said i would , I told the GUY i liked him and now im still alive , and i cant face him!!
Oh the shame !! Me thinks its comfort eating time !!

Jaffa cake anyone !!
 

TheRoyalScam

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Well i would usually be jumping up and down at the fact the world has no0t ended , But i did as i said i would , I told the GUY i liked him and now im still alive , and i cant face him!!
Oh the shame !! Me thinks its comfort eating time !!

Jaffa cake anyone !!

You met pigeon last night then?!;)
 

Coventry La La La

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Great were alive. Were all left today broke, hungover and brought home some one damn ugly last night. Thanks religion, screwed me over again!

Well i would usually be jumping up and down at the fact the world has no0t ended , But i did as i said i would , I told the GUY i liked him and now im still alive , and i cant face him!!
Oh the shame !! Me thinks its comfort eating time !!

Jaffa cake anyone !!

You met pigeon last night then?!;)

:laugh::laugh: Quality.. :laugh::laugh:
 

Disorganised1

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Obviously I'm really surprised to find myself still here.

Can anyone think of what 'WWJD' could stand for if tattooed on the forehead ?
 

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