Toure" (1 Viewer)

[Malaka]

Have we signed him?

 

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[Nick]

No, why would we?

 

[I_Saw_Shaw_Score]

Coz vis looks really genuine so I fink we av!

 

[oucho]

The dictionary definition of "fake news"

 

[GaryMabbuttsLeftKnee]

Have we signed him?

People really will believe anything, won't they?

 

[Nick]

He is without a club, who would we loan him from anyway? Amateur blag.

 

[Otis]

Have we signed him?

We considered it apparently, but then decided he wouldn't add anything to the squad, so turned him down.

He was desperate to come though.

 

[smileycov]

He is without a club, who would we loan him from anyway? Amateur blag.

Angry Michael Doyle joke tweet

 

[Nick]

Angry Michael Doyle joke tweet

Poor back story.

It's no Kurt Drago is it?

 

[covcity4life]

my mate sent me a screenshot and asked if it was true. look at the fucking @name lol

 

[Liquid Gold]

This is how people end up believing the world is flat. You should need to pass an internet test, like a driving test, to be able to use it.

 

[Nick]

This is how people end up believing the world is flat. You should need to pass an internet test, like a driving test, to be able to use it.

There already is one, click here to do it and you will get 12 inch willy, a six pack without exercise, loads of women from your area and £5m from my cousin in Nigeria for doing him a favour.

 

[no_loyalty]

I heard he wanted to come to us, but we just fell short of his £70,000 per week salary demand.

 

[Otis]

I heard he wanted to come to us, but we just fell short of his £70,000 per week salary demand.

Yeah, just short by £68,000.

 

[ccfcway]

gutted this isnt true, i wrote a song....

ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....
Bright bright, Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright Enobakhare.....
ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....

 

[robbiekeane]

There already is one, click here to do it and you will get 12 inch willy, a six pack without exercise, loads of women from your area and £5m from my cousin in Nigeria for doing him a favour.

Don’t be stupid, why would I want a penis reduction

 

[Otis]

My wife has had a penis reduction.

She used to like to have it once a week and now I'm lucky if it's once a year.

 

[Otis]

Though I can only speak for my own and not all the other blokes.

 

[Terry_dactyl]

gutted this isnt true, i wrote a song....

ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....
Bright bright, Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright bright,Bright Enobakhare.....
ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya, ya ya, ya ya toure.....

Nothing stopping us singing that.